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Summary: The exorcists are sent on a mission to Karakura Town and are sent to Karakura High School to look like regular students. Shinobi are also sent to Karakura High School along with some investigators. -man, Death Note, Naruto and Bleach crossover. No pairs.
WARNING: Some spoilers might be contained in this fanfiction. But don't tell me that I didn't warn you…
Naruto Characters are Shippuden characters, not the original ones because…Sakura sucks when she's 12. Wimpy girl.. =.=' Plus that means that I can add Sai and … I forget his name…. The other ANBU guy. Hehe..hehehe…hehe.
Lavi is acting as a 15-year-old cause in the anime he looks that age while he's actually 18. Which is really weird.
Lavi, who fell asleep last and woke up late for high school, was (again) staring off into the distance during math class. It was his first class of the day and the most boring class. Lavi was able to do the equations everyone else was having trouble doing within a mere few seconds, like someone would be able to add 1 + 1.
Then there was a sudden knock at the door and the teacher stopped talking. She walked over to the door, opened it and let the person speak to the class for themselves.
It was Bookman.
Lavi was staring at Bookman with a confused look, wondering why he would be there. Bookman had said he would only come in an emergency.
"May I please take Lavi-san?" Bookman asked, looking directly at Lavi, who still looked confused.
"Yes. I'm pretty sure by his look during class that he's already studied this and is able to complete the equation easily." The teacher said, smiling.
Lavi blushed and walked up to Bookman. Then, after they left the room, he asked, "What do you want? I thought you said you would only come in emergency."
"It is an emergency." Bookman said, rushed. "There's someone here that knows all about us and what we do. Although I'm sure that Komui would have made sure that no one knew about us exorcists."
"But, if someone knows about us, couldn't we just ask him to keep quiet?" Lavi asked, trying to get out of it easily.
"No. He said that if we aren't gone by tomorrow that he would tell the whole school that we were exorcists." Bookman said.
Lavi nodded and continued to follow Bookman to the library, where Lavi met the teenager that was threatening them. He had short black hair, where in the front it ran down the sides of his face. He wore the regular student uniform, white t-shirt and pants. The boy also wore a bracelet with a cross on it and held a rather large book.
"Ishida Uryuu." Ishida said, not even moving to shake hands.
"Lavi." Lavi said, scratching the back of his head. "So…let's get straight to the point; why do you want us out of this school?"
"Because your exorcists and I'm sure that that isn't a good thing to have exorcists in a high school." Ishida explained. "I also know that there's more of you. Allen, Lenalee and Kanda. They're all exorcists too."
Lavi glanced at Bookman, who stood beside him. He looked up at Lavi and shrugged.
"Okay, you're the most observant teenager I have ever met except for Allen and Lenalee." Lavi mumbled. "So what happens when we don't leave?"
"I tell one of my friends who and what you are and tell them to pass it on and sooner than later everyone in the whole school will know that your exorcists." Ishida explained.
Lavi smiled. "So that's your master plan? Wow…I could have come up with something better than that."
A vain quickly grew in Ishida's forehead and he frowned. "You try being the most unpopular guy in school and coming up with a plan to tell everyone something another wants to keep secret!"
Lavi frowned at Ishida. "I also think your plan would have backfired, by the way, making people think that your insane. I've been in the same position though, but only once before. It was a while back, now that I think about it….anyways-"
In the hallway ran Allen, who was waving his hand at Lavi. His eye had activated in the middle of class again.
Ishida didn't notice that Allen was walking about the hallways like an idiot with a Akuma-sensing eye even though Lavi and Bookman did.
"Go." Bookman mumbled so that only Lavi could hear.
"We'll continue this later. I have something I have to finish up." Lavi said, walking out of the library.
Ishida then noticed that Lavi started walking the opposite way of the washrooms. "Where is he going?" He demanded.
"To the washrooms." Bookman said, also noticing Lavi's mistake in not taking another route outside to help Allen.
Only seconds later two teenagers, one short with black hair and the other tall with orange hair, came running through the hallways towards the outside exit.
Bookman stared, confused. "You know…I have the sudden feeling to go to the bathroom too."
Bookman had been distracted by the teenagers and didn't notice Ishida's eyes grow a bit larger. He had heard a Hollow…no, not one…ten…twenty…thirty…more than that! He had to go help this time, his powers as a Quincy would help Ichigo and Rukia a ton.
Ishida ran outside with everyone else and stopped as he saw a small army of Hollow and other floating things with guns.
Allen, Lavi and Bookman stood at the ready, their Innocence activated while Ichigo and Rukia stood in their shinigami forms, katanas poised for battle.
At the moment no one cared to notice how different the exorcists and the shinigami were, they were all focused on the Hollow and Akuma instead.
"ARRGGG!!" Ichigo yelled, jumping towards the Hollow. He quickly started slashing at them, killing the Hollow easily.
Allen, Lavi and Bookman started to attack the Akuma with their Innocence.
"GETSUGA…TENSHOU!!" (A/N: Anyone ever notice how Ichigo always yells 'Getsuga' then like…ten seconds later 'Tenshou'? I mean, I know that Ichigo's probably building up power, but he seriously couldn't do that any faster or before he yells the name of the attack? =.=')
After fighting the Hollow and Akuma for around five minutes a ton of the same person, who was wearing orange and black, came jumping around and helped with killing the Akuma and Hollow. He continued to jump on their heads, leaving a large enough dent to kill them.
"Who's that?" Allen asked Lavi, who slammed his extremely large hammer down onto the heads of three different Akuma.
"I don't know. We'll ask him…them" Lavi corrected himself. "later."
The Akuma and Hollow were quickly defeated, as no more came after the attack and they were all the lowest level of each kind. After catching their breath, the group of different fighters all sat down together in the middle of the field that they had fought in.
Ichigo, Rukia, Ishida, Allen, Bookman and Lavi looked pointedly at the pile of orange and black wearing people.
"Who're you?" They all asked at the same time.
The orange and black wearing boys stopped climbing on top of each other and stared at the group of shinigami, exorcists and quincy. "Uzumaki Naruto!!"
Quickly after the pile of people had introduced themselves at Naruto, they all disappeared until only one was left standing.
"Sorry." Naruto mumbled. "Stupid Shadow Clones…"
The shinigami, exorcists and quincy all sweatdropped.
"Wait…Shadow Clones?" Lavi recognized the name from somewhere. He knew he had heard that before.
Bookman nodded, as if he could read Lavi's thought. "It is a ninja from the hidden leaf. Look at his headband."
Lavi looked at Naruto's headband. "Oh."
Naruto, still muttering about his shadow clones, sat down on the grass. Only minutes later a hand popped out of the ground and grabbed the boy's ankle and he screamed. The hand let go and out of the ground jumped a man with white hair and a mask covering his face.
"Kakashi-sensei! What the hell!!" Naruto yelled, pouting with his arms crossed.
The man named Kakashi chuckled and only seconds later two other teenagers walked onto the field.
"Naruto!" The one with the pink hair yelled while hitting Naruto harshly in the head. "Stop running away!"
"Why do you get angry at me, but not teme?" Naruto asked.
"Because Sasuke-kun wouldn't run away, right Sasuke-kun?" Sakura said, all over Sasuke who was once again a leaf shinobi.
"Hn." Sasuke mumbled, his arms crossed and his eyes staring off into the distance.
Lavi, Allen, Bookman, Ichigo, Rukia, Ishida and Kakashi sweatdropped at the three teenagers that stood in front of them yelling at each other.
"Are you sure that they're from Konoha?" Lavi asked, using the Hidden Leafs real name.
"Yes, Lavi." Bookman said, sounding unsure. Then everyone went and started doing their own thing.
"Hey!" Ichigo yelled.
No one responded to him. Team 7 was yelling at each other, Kakashi was reading Icha Icha Paradise, Lavi and Allen were talking to each other and Bookman and Ishida were trying to finish up the problem from earlier while Rukia was doodling on a notebook that came out from absolutely nowhere.
"HEY!!!" Ichigo screamed.
This time everyone stared at him while Ichigo frowned in frustration.
"What's your problem?" Naruto said, glaring at Ichigo.
"Shut up!" Ichigo said. "Back to what I wanted to say; Isn't anyone completely confused? And how can you see us!?"
Everyone nodded, then shrugged.
"Then why are you yelling at each other or doing something else? Shouldn't we introduce ourselves and tell everyone what the hell is going on?" Ichigo said. He then looked at himself.
"When did you become so smart?" Rukia joked, laughing.
Ichigo looked at Rukia, annoyed by her smart-ass remark. "Shut up."
"Well, if we're going to introduce ourselves, we might as well start with the ones that live here." Ishida said. "Ishida Uryuu, I'm a quincy."
The exorcists and shinobi stared at Ishida clueless.
"Kuchiki Rukia. Shinigami of the 10th division from the Gotei 13." Rukia said.
"Kurosaki Ichigo. Substitute Shinigami for Karakura Town." Ichigo mumbled, clearly still annoyed with everyone.
"Uzumaki Naruto. Konoha shinobi." Naruto said, pointing at himself and smiling.
"We KNOW!" Everyone yelled.
"Haruno Sakura. Konoha shinobi." The girl with the pink hair said.
"Uchiha Sasuke. Konoha shinobi and enemy." Sasuke said.
This time is was Sasuke's turn to be looked at with a funny stare, but of course with Sasuke being Sasuke, he didn't care.
"Hatake Kakashi. Konoha Jounin." Kakashi said, waving.
"Allen Walker. Exorcist." Allen said.
"Lavi. Bookman-in-training and exorcist." Lavi said, holding up a peace sign and smiling.
"Bookman. Bookman and exorcist." Bookman said in his monotone voice.
"There's your answer Ichigo. These guys-" Rukia pointed at Lavi, Bookman and Allen. "-these guys all have some kind of special power and these guys-" Rukia now pointed at Kakashi, Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura. "clearly also have some kind of special power."
"Okay…so let's start with you guys." Said Lavi, pointing at Ichigo, Rukia and Ishida, ignoring the explanation to Ichigo about how they could see them.
"Well, we're shinigami. Technically we're just dead people that kill monsters called Hollow. Except Ichigo isn't a complete shinigami, he's a human that can be turned into a shinigami." Rukia said.
"A quincy is a person that doesn't like the shinigami, but also kills Hollow." Ishida said plainly, bored.
"You next." Lavi said, pointing at the shinobi. "Even though Bookman and I know what you are."
"Well, we're shinobi from Konoha the Hidden Leaf Village." Kakashi explained.
"Moyashi-" Lavi started, but was interrupted by Allen.
"It's Allen!" Allen shouted in Lavi's ear.
"Ow…Bookman and I are exorcists." Lavi continued, ignoring Allen's outburst. "Except, Bookman and I are technically just record what happens…" Lavi stopped, thinking about what to say. "Long explanation to that. There's more of us inside Karakura High School."
"Who?" Rukia asked. "I wasn't paying attention when you introduced yourselves."
"Lenalee and Yu." Lavi said.
"Yu?" Ishida asked, confused.
"Kanda." Allen answered, sighing.
The three different groups continued to explain their jobs and what they do for a living and sooner than later it was lunch-time and none of them had returned to school.
"Aren't we late for class?" Ishida asked, it finally clicking into his head that they had been sitting in the middle of a field for a while.
Ichigo looked at Ishida with a questioning look on his face. "What?"
"Late for class idiot!" Ishida yelled.
Ichigo blinked, staring at Ishida as if he were insane. "Do you actually care about school? It's not as if you don't already know most of the stuff they teach there."
Ishida sighed. "Nevermind."
Ichigo, Rukia and Ishida then felt a flash of reiatsu.
"Did you-" Ichigo asked, but was cut off by Ishida and Rukia.
"Yeah." They said.
"Feel what?" Allen asked, scratching his head.
"Reiatsu." Ichigo said. "We'll explain later…was that Renji?"
"I think so…and Hitsugaya-taichou, Matsumoto-fukitaichou and two others." Rukia replied.
"Ikkaku and Yumichika." Ichigo said, sighing. Ikkaku and Yumichika were such odd friends.
"What about us?" Yumichika said, appearing behind Ichigo.
"EH!?" Ichigo yelled, looking behind him.
"There's more?" Sakura asked.
"Who's she?" Ikkaku asked, sitting beside Ichigo.
"Long explanation." Everyone mumbled.
"Well, we should get back to school." Allen said, standing up.
"We'll see you tomorrow then." Naruto said. "We're going to Karakura High School starting tomorrow while Kakashi-sensei is acting as a substitute."
"Okay." Lavi said, waving at the shinobi. "Bye."
"Bye!" Everyone else said, also waving.
The shinigami and exorcists hurried back to school, Ikkaku and Yumichika hurrying to meet up with Hitsugaya and Matsumoto.
So after everyone meeting each other, the day went on like any other day…other than Allen having to run out of the classroom to beat up another Akuma after History class.
Translations: Akuma = Demon, shinigami = soul reaper or death god, getsuga tenshou = moon fang piercing the heavens, katana = sword, sensei = teacher, moyashi = beansprout, Icha Icha Paradise = Make-Out Paradise and shinobi = ninja.
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