Contains content from Fairy Tail, but it's only for one very small bit, don't worry, you don't have to watch it. Nor do I have anything against homosexual people, it's just Ichigo wouldn't approve of being called it.

I don't own Bleach.

Ichigo was in a coma, again. A lot of people were half worried, half not, because of what happened before with Zangetsu's pole. However, Urahara had an idea. He made some little gadget that allowed people to visit other people's inner world.

"Now, Kuchiki-san, will you go into Kurosaki-san's inner world?" Urahara asked. "I assume that why he is kept there is because of his Zanpuckto, like last time. I want you to investigate why, since out of us you're the person who knows him best, and can convince him the best."

Rukia hated Urahara for giving her this task. But she did it anyway.

When she was in Ichigo's mind, she gasped at the scenery. It consisted of wacked up buildings, and weird gravity. The next thing she saw, annoyed her. Ichigo was there, lying down on the ground. That bastard! She was about to stomp over to him, and whack him over the head, until she saw the person next to him. A white duplicate of Ichigo. His hollow.

Hichigo was crouched next to him, poked Ichigo's arm and said, "Kkkiiinnnggg."

Having no response from him, Hichigo kept on poking Ichigo's arm, and shouted, "King!"

Ichigo abruptly sat up and snapped. "WHAT?"

"I'm bored, King," Hichigo said.

"I don't care, you stupid, annoying hollow!" Ichigo shouted. "You're always bored, that's why I've been stuck here the past few days, because Zangetsu can't put up with you!"

"You insulted me again, King!" Hichigo whined. "Stop being so mean!"

"I can do whatever I want," Ichigo said, while lying back down.

Hichigo pouted and looked around the room, looking for something to do. Then he spotted Rukia.

The albino poked the Ichigo's arm and said, "Kkkiiinnnggg."

Rukia sighed. Was this the twisted hollow that haunted Ichigo?

Having no response from him again, Hichigo kept on poking Ichigo's arm, and shouted, "King!"

Ichigo abruptly sat up and snapped. "WHAT DO YOU WANT NOW?"

"You've got a visitor," Hichigo pointed out.

"Oh. Wait, what?" the spiky head asked, bewildered.

Hichigo stretched out a long white finger, and pointed where a very cross Rukia was standing.

"Rukia," Ichigo said.

Abruptly, Rukia shunpoed over to Ichigo was sitting, and smashed her fist on Ichigo's head.

"You idiot!" Rukia shouted. "You've been unconscious for days, but right now, you're just sitting there! Get your lazy butt out of here!"

"Oww!" Ichigo stood up, snapped at Rukia and pointed a finger at his hollow. "It's his entire fault! He's been driving Zangetsu insane for days, and now I have to take care of him!"

Hichigo stepped between both of the shinigamis, and faced Rukia. "Hey! Annoying and fighting King is my responsibility!" and kicked his master in the shin.

"Oww! What was that for?" Ichigo bellowed at Hichigo while clutching his leg.

"For insulting me again!" Hichigo snarled back.

Knowing that the debate would go on for ages, Rukia had an idea, and she remembered that the hollow liked to fight. Luckily, Urahara made an upgrade on it, so it would work.

"If someone fought you, and won," she said to Hichigo. "Would you allow Ichigo to return to the normal world?"

Ichigo and his other raised an eyebrow.

"I'm not fighting him again," the both said in unison, and pointed at each other.

Rukia sighed. "Ichigo, you're not fighting him,"

Ichigo's eyes widened. "You can't fight him, Rukia,"

"And I'm not going to," she said while receiving strange looks from both of the guys.

"Can you show me where your Zanpuckto is, Ichigo?" The raven haired girl asked.

Ichigo frowned (harder). "He won't fight for you,"

"No, I just need to give him this," Rukia held out a small pill, and Ichigo realized what it was.

"Hey, King, what is that?" Hichigo asked.

Ichigo grinned. "You'll see."

They arrived where Zangetsu was, standing on his old man emo pole.

Rukia whispered to Ichigo, "How will I give this to him?"

"Leave it to me," Ichigo whispered back. Ichigo didn't think Rukia's plan would work, but it was worth a try.

He got the pill from Rukia, and went over to Zangetsu.

"Look, Zangetsu!" Ichigo exclaimed, pointing at the pole. "Your pole's corroding!"

Zangetsu's jaw dropped, and before he could look down to check if the pole was actually corroding, with great accurately, Ichigo threw the pill into Zangetsu's mouth.

Ichigo and Rukia first thought it didn't work, because Zangetsu was just standing there. At this point, the hollow was quite confused.

Then "Zangetsu" said. "Where am I, byon?"

Ichigo just burst into laughter. It was Chappy, the gikongan. Plus, it was in control of his emo sword. Ichigo didn't know why it was, but frankly, he didn't care at the moment. He was too busy trying to breathe after too much laughter.

Chappy saw Ichigo, ran over to him, and before Ichigo could react, flattened him, sat on his back, and started to pull Ichigo's arm.

"The arm is making a "byon" sound-~" Chappy sung.

"Ouuuuuucccch!" Ichigo cried.

Hichigo looked at Rukia in terror. "What did you do to ZanZan!"

"I gave him a gikongan," Rukia said.

Hichigo grabbed Rukia by her uniform, and screeched, "Turn ZanZan back!"

"Chappy," Rukia said. "Your target is the white man in front of me, not Ichigo. Release him, and attack this man,"

"Yessuu~!" "Zangetsu" cried, while releasing a half dead Ichigo, and started running after the hollow.

"No!" Hichigo cried. "No, ZanZan, No!"

"Stop and stay still, byon!" Chappy shouted.

"Bankai!" Hichigo shouted. He then ran towards Chappy, thinking this would give him the upper hand.

Chappy made Zangetsu's sword appear, and shouted, "Bankai, byon!"

Ichigo said to Rukia, "Why is Chappy able to use Zangetsu's body, and why is it able to use his Bankai?"

"Urahara made these changes to this Chappy," Rukia said, smirking at the sight. "Though at first I didn't think I'll use it,"

"I'll probably be borrowing it afterwards," Ichigo remarked, watching the now Tenza Zangetsu Chappy running after Hichigo. Ichigo burst out laughing again.

"You will want to stay still if you don't want to die, byon~" Chappy threatened.

"No, I don't want to die!" Hichigo shouted. "But I don't want to lose ether! King, help me!"

"Deja-vu! Well, not quite," Ichigo remarked.

"I don't care if it's Deyavo!" Hichigo shouted back. "Just do something about ZanZan!"

Ichigo shook his head. "Sorry, you accepted the deal, I can't interfere,"

"Damn you, partner!" The hollow shouted back.

Then Hichigo turned around and shouted, "Getsuga Tenshou!" The sword beam cut deeply into Chappy's right shoulder. Afterwards, Hichigo regretted cutting Chappy.

Chappy looked at the fresh wound, and its eyes widened. "You will die now, byon.~" "Tenza Zangetsu" pulled his arm back and screamed, "Getsuga Tenshou!" Black reiatsu engulfed the surprised hollow. When it cleared, Hichigo was on the ground, badly burnt, and twitching.

"Hey, where's Zangetsu's pole?" Ichigo asked, looking around. Chappy's Getsuga Tenshou had destroyed Zangetsu's pole... Completely.

"Just say that he destroyed it himself," Rukia suggested.

"True," Ichigo said.

Rukia pulled out her glove, walked over to Chappy and got out the gikongan from Tenza Zangetsu.

"Why am I in Bankai?" Tenza asked when he had regained control. "And why is Hichigo on the ground, twitching? And what did you give me?"

"Ummm..." Ichigo was trying to think of an explanation.

"We were testing out one of Urahara's experiments of Zanpuckto on you," Rukia said. "We didn't think you would accept, because it made you lose control of yourself,"

Tenza Zangetsu raised an eyebrow. "Really."

"Yes," Rukia said.

Tenza glared at her and Ichigo, and said, "Do not perform anymore experiments without my permission."

"Uh... yes," Ichigo nodded. "I won't do any more experiments on you again,"

Zangetsu changed back to Shikai form, and then realized that the pole was missing.

"I destroyed my pole, when you drugged me before, didn't I?" Zangetsu said sadly.

"Oh, yeah," Ichigo said.

A tear rolled off Zangetsu's cheek.

"Eh, ossan?" Ichigo was shocked. Zangetsu was crying. Sobbing noises came from Zangetsu.

"Why did I have to break my pole?" He wailed.

Hichigo was still out cold. Rukia frowned at the crying Zanpuckto, and Ichigo had no idea what to do. The substitute shinigami decided to (wether he liked it or not) help his hollow. Because Hichigo was knocked out, he had returned to his normal state (non Bankai state). Ichigo left him, because he knew that his hollow wouldn't die that easily, because of the annoying bastard he is. Zangetsu got over his whining phrase, and joined Ichigo.

"He won't die that easily," Zangetsu said. Then he looked at Ichigo in shock. "You're having a relationship with your hollow?"

Ichigo fumed. "How did you come to that conclusion?" He sputtered.

Zangetsu raised an eyebrow. "So you are!"

"No, I'm not!" Ichigo shouted again.

"You haven't denied it yet, Ichigo," Rukia pointed out.

"Rukia!" He groaned. "Not you too!"

"You lllllllike him!" Rukia rolled.

"I do not!" Ichigo was starting to get really annoyed.

"He hasn't denied that he isn't gay yet!" Rukia pointed out. "No wonder why you haven't made a move on any of the girls surrounding you!"

"I AM NOT GAY!" Ichigo shouted.

"Fine," Rukia said. "Can we get out of here now?"

"Eh ? Oh, yeah," Ichigo said. "Zangetsu, I'm going now. You take care of Hichigo when he wakes up, okay?"

"Yes," Zangetsu said.

*A day later*

During class, Ichigo was trying to pay attention to the teacher, when Hichigo woke up.
Zangetsu managed to find another pole, and was standing on it when Hichigo opened his eyes.
Ichigo nearly thumped his head on the desk, when he heard the hollow shout, "Ahhh! No! Stay away from me, you evil ZanZan!"

"It's okay, I'm not going to hurt you," Zangetsu coaxed.

"King! Kiiinnng! Why did you turn ZanZan evil?"

"I'm not going to hurt you,"

"Like hell you aren't!"

Ichigo had to dash out of the room, and shut up his hollow.

Afterwards, Rukia understood how insane Ichigo's hollow was, but now Rukia had the ability to tease Ichigo that his hollow was very childish, and completely crazy.