DISCLAIMER: sadly neither the twilight series nor any of its characters are mine. Nor are they Werewolf luver246's (I know, I was surprised too)
Ten Ways to Annoy Jacob Black (in no specific order)
1.) Paint pink butterflies on his motorcycle (permanent paint)
2.) Put him in the same room as Jonah (my lil' bro, you'd get it if u met him)
3.) Tell him that all the other wolves (and ex-wolves) had a big feast and didn't invite him
4.) Give him fleas (simple yet affective)
5.) Convince all of the other wolves to make Jacob feel like he's missing out on something BIG
6.) Tell everyone he's got rabies. Feed him whipped cream and get it all around his mouth. This will be your proof
7.) Buy him dog treats for his birthday
8.) Bring him to dog obedience classes
9.) Sign him up for anger management classes
10.) Talk to him like he's a cute little puppy (who's the cutie? Who's the cutie? Who is? –Get my idea…)
A/N: Review and maybe you'll get lucky and we'll write some more. Review! Please? This chapter took 4ever because all the things that annoy Jacob have already been done.