More mind-clearing goodness! Hoorah, hoorah. .

Lolz, I'm stealing UK Tickle, I don't like his American voice. .

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This morning I was particularly joyous; no dreaming, my mind just wandered in a deep, black abyss. It also shook me, that wasn't normal, but I'd rather not dream than have another dream about him. I knocked on my wooden desk three times as I said, "I hope I don't have any more dreams about Grumpy..." I jumped out bed & reached for the outfit on my desk that I had pre-determined yesterday.

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The doctor's office was very empty, the only person who came in was Mr. Rude complaining of a stomach ache; I gave him some liquid medicine for food poisoning & sent him on his way. The dead, awkward silence made me fidget in place. Miss Calamity stacked business cards on the desk opposite to me, bored out of her mind.

I twiddled my thumbs & tried to think about a million different things, just not him. I couldn't think about anything else, I felt as if I were a school girl sitting in class thinking about the class hunk or something. It was driving me insane.

I swallowed a lump that had formed in my throat, "Miss Calamity, can I trust you?"

She knocked over her tower of cards & looked towards me, "What?"

"Can I trust you?"

She scratched her head, "Sure, but only if you feel you can.."

"Okay then" I huffed, "I-I think I maaay have a crush on..."

Calamity's ears perked, "On who?"

I swallowed my fear again, "..On Mr. Grumpy."

The room fell silent again as Miss Calamity processed my confession, "..On Grumpy?" I nodded. Her green eyes fluttered, "Why him of all the men in Dillydale? You could've fallen for Mr. Scatterbrain for all I care, but why Grumpy?" I shrugged, "I-I don't even know myself.. I just kinda realized something one day, y'know..?"

Miss Calamity moved away from her desk & towards me, she touched my cheek & wiped away warm water for my face. "Happy..You're crying." I sniffled & suddenly realized that I was crying, "I don't even know why I am..." I blubbed. She sighed & patted my shoulder, "You're okay Happy, you're ok.. You can trust me."

I sniffed, "Really?'

"I won't tell a soul."

I grinned my famous grin & hugged her tightly. Finally, a thousand pounds off of my shoulders, one thing I didn't have to live with; nobody knowing, my worst fear is keeping things to myself. "Thank you, Miss Calamity." Calamity pet the back of my head, "You're very welcome Happy. Hey!"

I let go of her & blinked twice, "Hm?" Miss Calamity grinned to herself, "Come to my house after work." she scratched her chin thoughtfully.

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Dressed quite casual, a red turtleneck & some jeans, I rang Miss Calamity's door bell. I began fidgeting in place again, like at the office, thinking about what she could possibly want from me. I just prayed silently that it would help me with my situation. The door knob turned & the door opened to reveal a gleaming Miss Calamity, dressed just as casually. She smiled, "Ah, come on in & have a seat Happy!" I stepped inside was surprised that everything wasn't covered in plastic; her house was perfectly normal. My nose was quickly filled with the scent of lavender from an unknown source. I strolled into the livingroom & noticed one of my neighbors sat in a loveseat, smiling at me; Mr. Tickle.

Tickle grinned & ruffled his bright orange hair, "Aye Mr. Happy!" he said happily in his heavy, Scottish accent. I sat next to him & smiled graciously, "Good evening Mr. Tickle, how are you?" Tickle leaned in towards me, "I'm fine." he said almost seductively. "Now now Tickle, don't get too carried away yet!" laughed Miss Calamity. I stared at both of them, baffled, "What are you guys talking about?" Calamity cleared her throat, "I really want to see if you're gay or not." Tickle smiled, "I'm openly gay, haven't you ever noticed?"

I shook my head. As a matter of fact, I never did notice. I guess I didn't see Mr. Tickle enough to really notice any kind of behavior. "I've been going out with Mr. Bump for a year now.." he look to his left & his right. "But just between you & me.." he whispered, "I've been messing around with Mr. Bounce!" he began to giggle like a little girl.

Shocked by a sudden overload of information, I simply blinked & let my mind fall blank. "Huh..honestly, I never would've guessed Tickle." I shrugged.

Tickle leaned in closer towards me, and I could already feel beads of sweat begin to form on my forehead. I was shocked by his sudden touchiness as he caressed my cheek, I wanted to pull away.. but I found myself fastened in place; hypnotized by his gorgeous, sky blue eyes. "Don't start freakin' out on meh Happy.." the heat of his lips countered mine as I was pulled into a soft, and strangely arousing kiss. Tickle worked fast; he had already broke open my mouth & explored it thoroughly. He smirked, "Yer so amateur.." he said between kisses, "It's cyute." When he finally broke away, his foreign heat still lingered on me.

"So" Miss Calamity interrupted my train of thought, "Did you enjoy that?"

"What?"

"Did you enjoy making out with another man?"

My face lit with crimson, "Uhm..I guess I did." Tickle smiled, "Now you can grasp for the one you truly desire." Slowly, the phrase sunk into my head, and I began to cry. Tickle rubbed my back, "If he doesn't love you, there are plenty of fish in the sea."

"But I want him, and only him! If he doesn't want me... What will I do?"

Calamity sighed, "That is only something you can answer.."

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Have you noticed that both my stories are getting worse & worse? Huh..weird.