Okay so last chapter was more of a prologue, and here is Jane's first Complaint!

Hope you like it! Taylor Grace helped me with the humour xD Smart woman. xD

Complaint filed against: Mr. Patrick Jane

Reason: Wheelies on lawn

Jane remembered this case. They'd solved it in a day thanks to him and his marvellous plan.

***Flashback***

It all started when he first got a permanent job as a consultant of the CBI. It was his first case where his Boss and Supervisor was Senior Agent Teresa Lisbon. He found her funny, although he could tell she hated him, he knew they would grow close.

He'd just received the phone call from Lisbon to meet up at their first crime scene of the year. Once he arrived, he got a brief run-down of the case, and began studying immediately. The victim was a seventeen-year-old boy, found in a cheap car with a bullet-wound to the shoulder. He had left home several years before the incident, and didn't own any firearms. He had no criminal record, although he had received several complaints about speeding and tearing up lawn on one particular street. That was all they had, apart from the bullet, which was still inside the victim, which was a 9mm. Entered at the shoulder and pierced the heart. The bullet had travelled through the window of the driver's seat, meaning the victim was in the car, most likely driving at the time of the murder. No shells were found by the river, but other tire tracks were, but those tracks were to eroded to be traced. Then it appeared obvious to Jane that it was an angry neighbour, fed up with the noisy driver.

So once they were back in the office, Jane made his way over to Lisbon's desk, which happened to be right next to a brown leather couch he had taken a liking to.

"Hey…. Teresa right?" Jane asked, scoring an evil glare from his boss.

"It's Lisbon, Ma' am, or Boss to you."

"Riiiight. Anyway, I was thinking, when are we going to check out the people that live on Rooka Road?"

"Why would we do that?" Lisbon asked, obviously still annoyed about Jane being there.

"Well you know, no other people to question, and the small fact that everyone on the street has motive."

Lisbon looked even more irritated.

"Fine," she said, "Go. Take Cho. You two can do numbers 1-9 and Van Pelt and Rigsby can do 9-18. Alright? Now go. Report back to me in two hours."

"Ok… Teresa," the consultant said, before slipping out, tapping Cho on the shoulder on his way. The Asian looked up to his boss and with a nod, left in the same direction Jane had.

Once they had arrived at the third house, Jane had completely lost interest. So far it had been an old lady called Sheryl, and an old man called Robert. Now they were at the house of a well-built man, about 35, with frown lines, called Jerry. Cho went inside, and when Jane came in, after taking a quick glance of the atmosphere in the room, slammed the door.

"DON'T!" The man said, before his mind reminded him of who he was talking to, "Sorry, I just, I don't want the door to splinter. Sorry."

"That's okay, it's fine. I'm sorry." Jane assured him, and watched the man as he sat down opposite Cho.

Jane watched this one closely. He definitely had issues.

Cho continued asking questions, one after the other, until he was rudely interrupted by Jane.

"Do you own a gun Jerry?"

"Er… uh… no, no, um…" Jerry cleared his throat, "No.."

"Rubbish. Where is it?" Jane asked, sensing that Jerry was going to break.

"I don't own a gun I DON'T OWN A GUN!"

Cho decided he should calm the man down before Jane lost his head, although he was tempted to let the man at him, he had to take action when Jerry stood up, voice raised.

"YOU HAVE NO RIGHT! TO COME IN MY HOUSE AND ACCUSE ME OF SUCH THINGS!" the man yelled, walking up to Jane, but into Cho.

"Sorry sir, we'll go now. Sorry for the bother."

The man nodded, then clutched his brow and sat down as the two left.

"Guilty much?" Jane asked Cho with a smile.

"Yeah, probably. Or just in desperate need of anger management."

"Hm." Jane said as they continued to the next house. The owner of this house was Stephanie Mullock, and she was about 28.

On the way up the driveway to the door, Jane noticed a large, black four wheel drive parked out the front. It had a tow-bar, perfectly capable of towing a cheap car like the one the victim was found in down to the river, as well as river sand stuck to the wheels.

"Cho?" Jane asked, receiving a blank look from the man, "You go inside, I ned some air."

Without a word Cho turned back to the door and knocked, soon enough greeted by Stephanie and in another second inside with the door shut. Jane took this as his chance to close this case once and for all. He tried the door of the car. Not locked. Content, Jane comfortably slipped inside the monster of a car. He found the keys in the glove box, and took them, started the engine, and backed out onto Jerry's lawn.

Cho heard the engine start and knew Jane was up to something. Excusing himself from Stephanie and walking quickly outside, he arrived just in time to see Jery marching out of his house with a glock nine millimetre in hand, aimed at a large four wheel drive that was creating big brown donuts on the man's lawn, tearing out the roots, with a blonde, three-piece-suited man in the driver's seat. Cho pulled his gun.

"CBI! Drop the gun!"

Jerry turned to Cho, then his gun fell to the ground. Jane drove up onto Stephanie's driveway and stepped out to see Cho handcuffing a less intimidating Jerry, then dragging him up and over to the CBI van.

Stephanie was the one that filed the complaint, and she only just didn't file one about stealing her car. Jane managed to flatter her enough to get out of that one, and she was excited to help with solving a case. Lisbon wasn't so excited however.

"Do you promise this will NEVER happen again?" she asked Jane, looking up to him with a pen in hand.

"What ever do you mean dear Lisbon?"

"You know what I mean. Causing crap that I have to clean up!"

"Ah yes. Yep, no more. I promise. No more. This is sure to be a one off."

*end of flashback*

Jane couldn't help but smile at the memory. No more. Ha! As if.

You like? Let me know! Lol in a Review! If you want, you can suggest a complaint. Something really general, and I'll tell you what happened xD