Chapter two: thomas meets Hades again (Idiosy-Brasta Septim productions) This chapter just me, Brasta.
When Thomas Brown woke up, he found himself facing a very angry looking girl with grey eyes. He recognized her as the girl he killed, annabeth. "Ahh, get back you **!" he screamed and jumped back while crossing himself protectively. Annabeth glared down at him, holding a bronze knife at his neck. "Miss me? I didn't miss you, for sure. I'm going to repeat the question my boyfriend asked you..why are Idiosy and Brasta Septim going to hell?" Thomas straightened the front of his shirt, muttered a few words in latin, and stood up. "Because they are evil satanic atheists who mock me, and therefore God!" Annabeth sighed and kicked Thomas in the spot where the sun don't shine. Instead of groaning in pain, he just stood there. "What was that supposed to do?" he asked. Annabeth raised her eyebrows, "Ahh, now I see why you keep calling me a **. And why you wanted to stone your girlfriend. Fianlly, someone decided to make you a eunuch!" And then Hades burst in, and the god and demigod exchanged much jumping and rejoicing, while Thomas looked on indignantly, "Hey, I am not a eunuch! God has made me impervious to pain, for I am a true servant of Christ, and-" he was cut off by Hades, who had a stygian-iron sword at his neck. "Give me one reason why you think those two are evil." Thomas gulped, and stammered, "Well they're evil satanic atheists who flame me on my stories! My stories glorify God, so all who mock them will burn in gell! I mean hell!" Hades glared at him, flames growing in his eyes. "Hell is my job, you idiot! Let's get something straight; if you are a servant of Christ, then your master needs to put you on a shorter leash. I may be a fictional character, but your stories have made me alive. And I will have your soul, not God. But some fun first." Hades turned towards Annabeth and said, "Speaking of shorter leashes, get shadowpaw in here. I'm sure he needs a new chew toy." Thomas shivered and siad fearfully, "Who is shadowpaw?" Annabeth answered before going out the door, "Let's just say he's a nice little puppy who likes his meat raw, bloody, and screaming in pain." And Thomas fainted, again.
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