He's an Addams?! Chapter 1
Warnings: Violence, gore, mild sexual content between adults, killing of various…things.
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter or Addams Family. I do, however, own the plot, ideas, themes, and any other thing you find in these chapters that does not strictly come from the Harry Potter book/movie series or the Addams Family TV. series and movies.
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Morticia and Gomez were walking the swamp when they heard sounds of splashing and hissing. Wondering what could have possibly gotten through the various booby traps around their house, they went looking. When they walked around a quite dead tree, their eyes opened slightly in surprise.
In front of them was a naked babe with pale skin that glistened in the moonlight. He, for it was obviously a he from the penis that clearly showed in the frontal regions, had spiky black hair that blended perfectly with the night and bright green eyes with red specks. The babe was currently sitting in the edge of the swamp biting the head from a frog. Morticia's mouth fell open as the child dug his sharp shark looking teeth into the body of the amphibian and ripped a hunk of meat off. As he chewed, he ripped the legs off and giggled as blood splashed his hands and face.
"Tish." Morticia looked to her side and could clearly see that Gomez was enraptured by the blood covered fiend. His eyes were alight and he had the look of that hungry monster she loved so when she first met him.
"Yes Gomez?" She didn't really need to ask Gomez what he desired, for she knew it. She wanted it as well.
"I want him Tish. He'd fit right in, don't you think? A little blood adoption would do, yes? We could pass him off as Wednesday's twin! Obviously, the idiots who left him here couldn't handle his sweet side! We should take him in!" Gomez was practically pleading with her. Being the man of the house, he knew it was ultimately her decision what happened. It was not really the men that controlled the family after all, it was the woman.
She glanced at the child again as she heard a scraping sound and more hissing. Ah, it seemed that they had been noticed. The babe had thrown away the carcass of the half eaten frog and started crawling towards them, foul sounding hisses coming from his mouth and his slitted pupils were glaring death at them. Her mouth twisted into a smirk as she brought a knife from her cleavage and threw it into a clawed hand reaching for her feet. The babe let out a shriek and brought it's other hand to pull the knife from its mate. He grabbed hold of the hilt and pulled roughly, giggling as blood erupted from the wound that he had only made worse. Morticia's eyes gleamed as she watched the babe place his fist in his mouth, sucking the blood from it.
"Gomez. Pick him up. We shall perform the ritual as soon as we get home. Clean him properly and bring him to the ritual room. I will ready Wednesday and Pugsly. I want to be finished as quickly as possible. Obviously he is in need of a proper family. Anyone who tries to say he is not ours will not be able to find proof. He will be ours by the morning." Morticia had made her mind up. The boy would become Wednesday's twin and her son. She would slaughter any who dared challenge her claim.
She watched as Gomez reached for the babe and was bitten for his effort. The boy has taken his fist from his mouth as soon as Gomez reached for him and latched onto the heel of Gomez's hand, digging his sharp teeth in eagerly. Gomez reached for the boys feet and tried to pull him off, laughing merrily.
"Ah! Tish! Look at this little rascal! He already knows who his father is! Quite a grip he has with those teeth!" Gomez's face was alight with joy. Obviously the thought of such a blood thirsty being as a son made him happy. She could tell that he could not wait to have it official. She smiled as she brought her hand to the babe's face and smacked him lightly.
"Now, now, child. You should learn not to bite others so tactlessly. How would you know if my Gomez did not have poison in his blood? Release your teeth so that we may leave this place and make you ours. I dare say that you will fit in with the other heathens inhabiting our residence." Morticia's voice was amused as the convinced the child to release her husband's hand. The babe grinned and let Gomez hoist him into his arms and began to play with her knife.
The walk back to the house was full of laughter as her husband tried to keep the boy from stabbing him with his new found weapon of choice.
When the rest of the Addams family met the new addition they absolutely loved him. Grandmamma saw the babe an immediately went to her cauldron to begin making the potions needed for the ritual. Wednesday glared at him before twisting the head off her doll and throwing it at him. She smirked and thumped her bottom down next to his when he caught the head and proceeded to gnaw its face off. Pugsly just looked at him before going back to his game of "Try to smash Thing with a mallet." Lurch only thought about how he would have to clean up a proper room for the babe before he was told by Gomez and Morticia to not bother. As Wednesday's new twin it would only be proper for them to room together until decided otherwise. Besides, there was only one Addams cradle and it wasn't like there was no room.
Hours later the house was filled with thumps and screaming as the ritual was completed. The thumps came from who knows where, while the screams were the final ones of blood sacrifices used in the ritual. After all, blood rituals needed sacrifices to work properly. No one would notice if a few…unmentionables disappeared from the streets.
The Addams' looked down on the newest addition to the family. Morticia had decided to name the boy Peur, the French translation for fear. She thought it a proper name since just the sight of him would cause fear in anyone. Except the Addams of course. Peur was quite normal to them. During the ritual Morticia and the rest of the family had mixed a sample of blood from each of them in with the potions, said some words, killed a few sacrifices and fed the whole nasty concoction to the baby soon after. They also had a magical renaming ceremony. The ceremony rid all magical records of the baby's previous life and name and created new ones with his new name, Peur Mortimus Addams. The ceremony only changed the magical records unfortunately. It could do nothing for written records such as birth certificate and such things.
After the ceremonies, Peur and Wednesday had been settled down into the Addams crib and after a bottle of whatever concoction Gomez felt like making, they quickly fell asleep. Peur's claws clutched around a doll's head and Wednesday\s hands around the body. The Addams family gradually made their ways to their own rooms and the only screams heard that night were the ones from the master bedroom. Though, those were a regular occurrence and were only dully noted by the other residents.
END OF CHAPTER
YAY! My first chapter is finally over! I'm so happy. I know it's kind of short and I'm really sorry about that, but I'm terrible with beginnings. The chapters will get longer and longer as I develop the characters and story though, so fret not! Lol Now then, I've got an idea that I think a lot of you readers are going to like. I would like everyone to leave a review after this chapter about anything you would like to see in this story. I promise not to laugh or ridicule any idea. I'm doing this because there are some things I know I will never think of and I know that anyone who has the guts to read an Addams Family/Harry Potter crossover has got to have a good imagination. I don't care what kinks you want to see, what childhood happening you want to see Harry, now Peur, experience, or person you want to see murdered or tortured, I do not discriminate. I am a severely sadistic woman and I see no problem with kinks such as extreme bondage, tentacles, were animals, or anything's else. I also love a good torture session. I also need ideas for the comedic part in this story because if were left to me…There would be lots of pain and torture of stupid people…because that what I find funny lmao Oh, Uncle fester won't show up yet. Seeing as he doesn't show up in the movie until a while after Wednesday is born, he won't show up for a little while. Unless you want him to be like the TV. show and have him there when the children are…children. Just tell me what you want and I'll see to adding it in. Anyway. I hope you all enjoyed the first chapter of He's an Addams and I hope you all feel the desire and need to leave really awesome reviews or really sucky ones…though please don't make me cry. Lol My stories are my babies and any hate mail will be used to fuel the fires to heat up the milk bottles!!! Lol Till the next chapter readers! *poofs out*