Swap me once, Shoot you twice
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Scully stood up slowly as she stared at her body that was standing across the room with Mulder's arm around its waist
"What the?" Scully looked down for a moment and nearly fell over from the site before her. "Oh my god...This can't be happening" Scully looked up again and her eyes went wide when she saw Mulder and her body no longer there. "Hey!" Scully started to walk in the direction that Mulder had gone when suddenly someone stepped in front of her.
"Agent Myers, now that you are up and going again, I suggest you get back to work" Scully looked up to see AD Kersh gazing down at her.
"Sir, with all due respect I am not Agent Myers" Kersh raised an eyebrow.
"No? Well then, who am I talking to then?" he said somewhat annoyed.
"Agent Scully... Agent Myers and I must have swapped bodies somehow with the storm and now I am in his body and he is in my body" Scully argued. Kersh just looked at her.
"Get back to work Agent Myers, don't make me repeat myself" Kersh warned as he walked away.
"But... but..." Kersh glanced over his shoulder and Scully soon went silent. Scully looked around. "If Myers is really in my body then... Damn it!" Scully started to run down the hall towards the stairs she had to get to the basement before Myers decided to discover things about himself he didn't know about yet. Scully pushed through a door, she wasn't about to let Myers have free range of her body.
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Mulder and Myers walked down towards the basement. Myers had to walk slowly to not fall over in the high heel shoes. Mulder noticed the difference in Scully but just thought it was from the incident in the elevator earlier. They rounded the corner and walked through the basement door. Myers stopped short of the desk. Mulder noticed the change in Scully.
"Scully are you ok?" Myers didn't look at him instead he looked at the posters on the walls.
"Wow, and I thought I was a loser" Mulder looked at her confused.
"Scully, what's wrong?... Scully?" Mulder reached out and touched her. Myers jumped and stared at him. He saw concern in his eyes and even something more than that.
'Oh you are so into her' Myers thought as he cleared his throat
"You're talking to me?" Mulder looked at her oddly.
"Well unless your name is not Scully then yes I was" Myers opened his eyes and nodded slowly smiling slightly
"Right, Scully, I am Scully... Agent Dana K. Scully... Special Agent because I am special, yes I am" Myers put his hands on his hips. Mulder stared at Scully's face.
"Scully are you sure you're ok?" Myers pursed his lips for a moment and smiled
"You know I could use a cup of coffee right about now" Mulder looked at her oddly
"Ok, well I'll be right back then, sit down and rest for a bit" He said before he started to leave.
"Can you get 3 of those chocolate biscuits as well while you're at it, thanks!" Myers shouted after him. Myers waited a few minutes before he sat down in Mulder's chair. He started to swivel it round then placed his feet up on the table and waited until he was sure Mulder was gone before he decide to discover new things about himself. Myers looked around as he gently grabbed the collar of his blouse. He started pulling it open when...
"Do it and I'll make sure you're last words will be begging me to stop" Myers jumped so high it caused the chair to topple over, sending him crashing to the floor. "Ouch!" Scully stomped over to the desk as Myers up righted the chair and crawled back up and onto it.
"Don't do that when I'm doing something I'm not supposed to!" he said rubbing his arm. Scully leaned over and stared at him.
"I want my body back" Myers looked at 'himself' and shrugged
"I want to get married to you but do you see me getting what I want?" Scully was getting impatient.
"Myers! Just give it back already!" Myers spread his arms wide.
"What do you want me to do just blink and Poof, we are there? Besides I'm not ready to give up this body yet" Scully stared at him
"Excuse me?" Myers stood straighter.
"You heard me, I haven't finished... discovering it yet so I... need to... discover..."
"Myers shut up before you dig yourself a deeper grave than you already have, why do you want my body for anyway? You have no experience of being a girl!" Myers stared at her.
"Do you really have to ask that? Besides for once in my life I am finally sexy, I want to use that to my advantage" Scully's eyes narrowed.
"Agent Myers let me make this clear to you, if you even take one peek at my body, and I will find out about it, rest assure you will not leave this office alive" Myers narrowed his eyes and tone to match hers.
"You wouldn't kill yourself" Scully just stared
"Try me" Myers backed off a bit.
"Now would that be murder or suicide?"
"MYERS!"
"What?! Anyway why do you want your body back so much uh? You've had it for over 25 years, it's about time you shared it with someone, besides it's not like I'm stopping you from discovering my body" Scully started getting angry, her hand rolled into a fist. Myers saw it. "Uh ah, if you hit me then I can file abuse against you" Scully cursed under her breath. He was right and she couldn't do anything about it. Scully moved slightly.
"Myers, no one believes me ok..." Myers almost laughed
"Well I wonder why" Just then Scully thought of something.
"Mulder, Mulder will believe me, he can help" Myers smirked and was about to say something when Mulder walked back through the door.
"Believe you about what Agent Myers?" Scully turned around to see Mulder standing with a cup of coffee and 3 chocolate biscuits. Scully walked over to him.
"Mulder you have to listen to me, this is going to sound crazy but its true" Mulder stared at her
"Ok Agent Myers you have 3 minutes" Scully glanced over her shoulder at Myers who was now sitting on Mulders desk, showing a little more skin than she who have liked him to in front of her partner. Scully turned back to Mulder.
"Mulder, Myers and I have swapped bodies, I am actually agent Scully trapped inside this monstrosity" Mulder looked at her oddly.
"Right, Agent Myers have you seen a doctor today?..." Scully groaned
"Mulder! I am telling you the truth! Go ahead ask 'Agent Scully' something she would only know" Scully said gesturing to Myers sitting on the desk. Mulder looked across at Myers then back at Scully. "Please ask me or 'her' something that only Scully would know" Mulder rolled his eyes.
"Ok Myers... What did I say to Agent Scully last week in the park on our way back to work" Scully thought for a moment.
"You talked about how a lemon would taste if you injected apple juice into it" Mulder just stared at her.
"Lucky guess" Scully rolled her eyes.
"Mulder! Ok I'll prove it to you" she turned to Myers still sitting on the desk in his own little world. "Agent Scully, what colour underwear are you wearing today"
"Agent Myers!" Mulder grabbed Scully's arm. "You have no right in asking a question like that" Scully pulled her arm away.
"Just let him, her, it answer the question, what colour underwear are you wearing?" Myers's eyes stared at her.
"Well if you had let me look earlier then I could have told you"
"Just answer the question already!" Myers pulled at his blouse and sat straighter.
"Alright, already, geez. Ok I, Agent Scully am wearing... red laced underwear?" Mulder swallowed hard and Scully rolled her eyes.
"No you're wearing plain black undies" Myers smiled slightly
"Really? Interesting" Scully gave him an evil glare. Mulder just shook his head.
"You know what Agent Myers, get out before I put you out, now"
"But I am Scully!" She protested. Myers pointed at the door.
"You heard my man, now get out!" Mulder placed down what he was carrying and started to push Scully out the door. Scully glanced back over her shoulder at Myers who was smiling widely.
"The day will come very soon Agent Myers when you will come running up to backgrounding and burst through the door begging me for help with something and when that day comes I may not be so co-operative to help you!" Myers looked at her a little nervous as Mulder closed the door behind her. He looked up at Mulder who was staring at him.
"I swear he gets crazier and crazier" Mulder commented. Myers put on a smile
"Yeah, crazy" he turned and swallowed hard.
'I wonder what she was talking about, what is coming in a few days?'
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