Me: All ready to type up another chapter of Where did you come from!
Itachi: Great. I couldn't care less.
Grimmjow: Same.
Madara: Hello!
Me: MADARA!
Madara: Kiyoki!
Grimmjow and Itachi: …Fuck…
Me: Hem hem. By the way everyone, thank you so much for making me a favourite author or story! You have made me very happy!
Itachi: Seriously, it was creepy.
Madara: Yeah, she began jumping around and giggling.
Me: So? Anyway, just for that, I will upload this chapter for you! But please, can you review for me? Otherwise I don't know what you truly think of it.
DISCLAIMER: I do not own Bleach or Naruto. Why!
PAIRING: (Dominant/Submissive Grimmjow/Ichigo; Itachi/Naruto; Kyuubi/Minato/Madara; Sasori/Deidara. That is all I have thought of so far!
WARNING: Yaoi, swearing, will be bashing of some characters, be prepared!
SUMMARY: Grimmjow and Itachi are two demon lords just trying to get away from it all. When they leave for the human world for a while, disguised as student teachers, what will they do when they meet two innocent teens? Grimmichi, Itanaru
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The two entered the room with their normal looks on, and were soon hounded by fangirls and fanboys. The two eventually managed to escape the drooling demons and rushed over to where their friend Sasori was currently sitting, doing something or other with his tools.
"Yo, Sasori." Said Grimmjow as the raven lord and panther lord both sat down gratefully, with the blue haired beast being a little more vocal about his sighs of content.
"Grimmjow, Itachi. Nice entrance you had back there." Stated Sasori with a smirk, before grimacing as Itachi kicked him in the shin. Grimmjow sighed loudly.
"Itachi and I are just getting so fucking sick of all these proposals! All I want is someone to settle down with, and to have a family with. But no, what I am getting are these sluts who want me for nothing more than my body and my position in power! What the fuck are you looking at, huh?" growled out Grimmjow at a random group of girls who were staring nervously at him. The girls jumped, before scattering.
Itachi frowned slightly.
"I too, am getting tired by all these pathetic excuses of demons. I want someone who will love me for who I am. You do not truly realise how lucky you are too have someone like Deidara in your life, Sasori." Said Itachi softly. Sasori and Grimmjow stared at him.
"What?" asked Itachi, and the two shook their heads at him.
"Never mind." Said Grimmjow with a grin, before the mood around the small group turned serious again.
"I know how lucky I am, no need to tell me that. But Grimmjow. Itachi. You know that you can't run forever, right? You will have to choose eventually." Reminded Sasori, and Grimmjow sighed.
"I know." Said Grimmjow reluctantly, before Deidara came over and happily sat down in the scorpion's lap.
"Hi, un! What's with the unhappy atmosphere? You look like somebody died!" said Deidara cheerily as Sasori sighed.
"The two are simply contemplating their future with mates. They just can't decide." Explained the red-head as Deidara looked confused.
"Huh? But you always bring random demons to your beds, un! Can't you simply choose the best one?" he said in a confused manner, and Itachi shook his head.
"Silly naïve Deidara." He said, and Deidara pouted at him.
"I'm not naïve!" Deidara protested loudly, and Sasori snorted loudly at him, causing Grimmjow and Itachi to look at him curiously.
"You actually are, Dei-chan. Remember that one time at my 645th birthday, when you decided to-" Deidara hurriedly cut off his mate as he stared nervously at the two high ranking demon lords that were staring at them in curiosity and slight amusement.
"Saso-kun, you promised you wouldn't tell anyone!" The bomber hissed at Sasori, and Sasori responded by smirking, grabbing Deidara by the head and slamming their lips together.
The two didn't look like they would stop anytime soon, so Grimmjow and Itachi decided to sit outside. The calm breeze calmed their senses slightly, and the duo leaned on the balcony and sighed.
"I truly wish that someone out their actually loved me for who I was. Ya know, Itachi, we should give ourselves a vacation!" chirped Grimmjow suddenly and completely and utterly randomly. Itachi gave a start, before turning to stare at Grimmjow incredulously at the blue haired panther lord.
"I'm sorry, can you repeat that again?" said Itachi. "Because I could almost swear that you said we should have a vacation."
Grimmjow nodded determinedly as Itachi shook his head in exasperation.
"Alright, Grimmjow. I'll humour you for a bit. Where would we go?" asked Itachi as he stared fixatedly at Grimmjow.
"The human world of course!" said Grimmjow brightly. "We could enrol as students somewhere, and then we could fit in as exchange students. What do you say, huh? Doesn't it sound like a good plan?" finished off Grimmjow looking pleased with himself. Itachi didn't look too pleased.
"…" said Itachi as he stared at the demon lord.
"What?" asked Grimmjow in an annoyed tone.
"Grimmjow, where do you think we will have the time to actually get away to do such a thing? The only time we will time to do something like that is if we get permission by Madara-sama." Said Itachi angrily, and Grimmjow waved away his worries.
"Then let us go and ask!" said Grimmjow as he turned around and walked into the hall again, with Itachi eventually following him to where the dark haired lord of the demons, Uchiha Madara. Madara was a fearsome creature, and also was a raven. However, he allowed his nephew Itachi to take over the role so he could take care of the lands. Madara was a creature whose power demanded respect, and was admired and feared by everyone.
"Yo, Madara!" called out Grimmjow. Grimmjow had yet to realise this however, but Madara didn't mind. In fact, Madara detested formality.
"Grimmjow, you're certainly excitable tonight. I wouldn't know why." Said Madara with a grimace and Grimmjow let out a bark of laughter, just as Itachi caught up.
"Madara-sama, Grimmjow and I have something to request of you." Itachi said as he bowed low to the king of the demons. Madara raised an eyebrow in silent amusement.
"Rise, Itachi-kun. And I told you to call me Madara. You know I can't stand " Said Madara as Itachi lifted his head and blushed slightly at the amused looks being sent his way.
"My apologises, Madara-sa… I mean, Madara." Said Itachi hesitantly, fighting all his inbred training to not call him –sama. Grimmjow saw this, and sighed angrily, hating the fact that his friend's clan had forced him to be so emotionless.
When Itachi was in the human world, he was not as uptight, but he only spoke as much as he did in the demon realm. Which was very little.
Madara saw this too, and shook his head in disappointment.
'My clan members are nothing but idiots.' He thought angrily, but refused to let it show.
"Don't worry, Itachi-kun. Now, what was it that you wanted to ask me?" asked Madara curiously as he settled down on his chair to stare at the two demon lords.
Seeing that Itachi was going to let him handle this, Grimmjow stepped forward and looked at Madara right in the eye.
"Madara, Itachi and I would like to go on a vacation to get away from all the proposals of mating."
Madara was expecting this, and merely shrugged his shoulders.
"Sure, go ahead." said Madara as he put his hands behind his head and closed his eyes in a relaxed position.
Grimmjow and Itachi gaped.
"I'm sorry, but what?" said Itachi as he stare incredulously at the lord, who opened on eye lazily at them.
"What? You two said that you wanted a vacation. I'm giving one to you. Besides," continued Madara at their shocked faces. "Everyone's sick of you two bitching and moaning about it. It's actually a win-win situation."
If it were any other person, at any other time, Grimmjow would have kicked the cahooties out of them. But considering the fact that it was the lord of all demons, and said lord of all demons had just gave them a vacation, he wouldn't complain.
"Thank you, Madara!" said Grimmjow happily, before deciding to ask another question.
"Say, Madara, why on earth do we have to hide our animal attributes when we go to formail occasions?" he asked curiously as Madara cocked his head to the side slightly.
"Hmm… I think it is so that… um… I have no clue." Finished off Madara bluntly as Itachi sweatdropped before grabbing Grimmjow and pulling him away.
"Once again, thank you Madara-s… Madara. We will go now, if that is ok with you?" he asked as Madara nodded.
"Yeah of course! Now… wait, come back!" he yelled at the air, realising that he just let them out of the stupid ball.
"NOOOO! TAKE ME WITH YOU!" Madara yelled as anime tears fell down his face. Next to him, Cirucci's father sweatdropped, before shaking his head in amazement.
'This is the guy that is going to lead us? We're all screwed.'
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Me: And another chapter done!
Grimmjow: Good job, but when am I going to meet Ichi-chan?
Itachi: And I Naru-chan?
Me: You can meet them right now!
Ichigo and Naruto: MMMMMMFPH!
Itachi: Why is Naru-chan tied up?
Grimmjow: Why are you complaining?
Itachi: Good point.
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