Well, folks, it's time for the much-awaited second chappie of 'All's Fair in Love and War, or is it?'! I know, I know, I'm awesome...
Readers: BOOOO!! -throws rotten fruit-
Me: Alright! Alright! So not! -sighs- Why do I bother?
Gaara: I don't know but I wish you wouldn't.
Me: Yea, you would.
Gaara: She doesn't own Naruto!
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--THE NEXT DAY--
Miamay walked to the forest, making sure no one followed her and then quietly slipping through the trees. She walked to the place where she had been yesterday and stood there, waiting.
Suddenly two arms came out of no where and grabbed her.
"AAAAAAHHHHH!!" She shrieked.
"Calm yourself, you troublesome girl."
"Shikamaru?"
Sure enough, it was the famous pineapple-with-a-body, troublesome, lazy-ass Nara Shikamaru.
"Yeah, it's me. So why are you here?"
"I was... er... uh... just hanging out?"
"She came to see me." A new voice answered.
"Why'd she come to see you, Sabaku?" Shikamaru asked, turning his head and looking at the red headed jounin. (Yea, Gaara-kun is a jounin in this story)
"I'm training her."
"Oh. Is that true, Mia?"
"Yea."
"Okay, then I'll just be on my way. Hokage told me to make sure you didn't get into trouble, but I guess that's already taken care of. What a drag." He jumped off with a sigh.
A low chuckle came from the sand ninja.
"So, you came after all."
"Yea, I need to get stronger."
"Is that the only reason you came?"
"Huh?"
Gaara started towards her. He had been looking in some of Temari's romance books and found out some things that he could try- and others that made him throw the books out the window and hit a few passing pedestrians.
"I said, is that the only reason you came?" He asked when he was a foot away.
She gulped. "Uh... yeah?" She asked nervously, backing away and tripping on a rock, promptly falling on her face.
"Owwww." She muttered, sitting up and feeling her poor mouth that had been hit on said rock.
"Are you okay?" Gaara asked.
"Yea, my lips just hurt."
Gaara couldn't take it any more and pulled her up in a standing position, his face inches from hers. She gasped.
"This help any?" He asked, crashing his lips down on hers. Her breath hitched in her throat as her eyes grew wide.
He pulled away, suddenly realizing that you weren't supposed to kiss a girl unless she kissed back.
"Sorry about that." He said, feeling a bit guilty.
Her response surprised him. She let out a shaky breath and pulled him down to her in another kiss.
He smirked into the kiss and wrapped one arm around her waist and the other went and tangled itself in her hair. Her arms went around his neck, one of them tangling itself in his fiery red locks and the other dangling down (I suck at this kind of description, try to imagine it please) his back.
He decided to try something else that he had read in the books. He opened his mouth slightly and licked her bottom lip. She gasped and they parted.
'I'm sorry! I didn't mean- I-" He started.
"N-no... it's okay."
"Alright." He pulled her back into his embrace and crashed his lips onto hers, licking her bottom lip again. This time she opened her mouth hesitantly and his tongue rushed inside, searching around and mapping out her mouth, memorizing it's new territory. It took a little while to convince her tongue to play, but it was worth it in the end.
She tastes like chocolate. He thought to himself while wrestling with her own tongue for dominance.
They had to reluctantly pull away when someone called Gaara's name.
"Shit, it's my sister." He cursed. Miamay was blushing slightly, her lips were swollen from they're heated kiss, and her multi-hued eyes were wide. He smirked.
"I'll see you," He tapped her nose lightly as she blushed harder. "tomorrow." He said, planting a small peck on her lips and walking away.
She reached up and touched her lips slightly, feeling the swollen flesh.
I think I'm falling in love with him...
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"Gaara, where the hell were you? I was calling for hours!" Temari snapped.
"I was busy." Temari noticed his rumpled clothes, his mussed hair, and his swollen lips and raised an eyebrow.
"Doing what?"
"Training someone." He smirked.
"Like..."
"Is it any of your business?"
"Yes."
"A girl."
"A girl?"
"Yea."
"You were training a girl? In what? Please say fighting."
"No, Temari, I was training her in bed." He said sarcastically.
"That's good to know. What was her name?"
"Kage no Miamay."
"Oh. I heard from Shika that she was weak."
"She's not really that weak."
"Then why were you training her?"
"..."
"You weren't really training over there, were you?"
Gaara mumbled something that sounded an aweful lot like 'Stupid Make Out Paradise books' before clearing his throat and shaking his head.
"What were you doing? And does this have anything to do with my Icha Icha being thrown out the window last night and hitting some people on the head, causing me some embarassment?"
"Uh... maybe."
"Gaara..."
"Okay, yes."
"And the answer to my first question?"
"We were... um... wewerekissing." he mumbled really fast, a blush growing on his pale face. Temari managed to understand that and her face lit up.
"Awww, my little brother's finally found love!! IT'S LOVE!!" She cried, hugging him. His face turned crimson and he struggled out of her grip. He finally succeded and pulled away from her, panting.
"No, Temari, it's not love. I just find her attractive."
"Well, it's about time, my little brother needs to get laid." Kankuro said, coming out from behind Gaara, his puppet in tow.
"I need to do WHAT?"
"This Miamay chick sounds like she would be good in bed, and if you find her sexy she must find you sexy."
"I never said-"
"Okay, fine, whatever. Just remember what I said."
Gaara gave him a glare and stalked off.
Temari went to stand next to her brother.
"I think we need talk to this Miamay." Temari said slyly. Kankuro nodded in agreement.
"Oh yea. And if Gaara turns her down, maybe I can get her."
Temari slapped him.
...
Miamay sat on the bank, looking at her reflection in the glassy surface that was the pond.
"Could this even be possible? Could he love me too?" She asked out loud.
"Could who love you?" A voice asked. Miamay jumped, tried to spin around while still sitting, and fell into the water. She came up coughing and spluttering, face to face with a blonde that had four blonde pigtails and teal eyes.
"Who are you?" She asked, trying and failing to get out of the water. The girl grabbed her arm and pulled her up.
"I'm Temari. Sorry I scared you. I couldn't help but overhear, who could love you?" She asked.
"Um, this guy I know... he's really nice, and he offered to help train me, and today he... uh... he kissed me."
"Oh. That wouldn't happen to be my brother Gaara would it?"
Miamay was so startled she almost fell into the pond again.
"Y-your b-brother?" She stammered. She grinned.
"Don't worry, I won't tell him you love him. So, you want to know if he loves you, right?"
"Well... yea."
"Don't worry, I'll be able to swindle it out of him somehow." She grinned evilly. "But you need to answer this. How far are you willing to go for him?"
Miamay sat up straighter and her eyes flashed. "As far as he wants."
Kankuro, watching from the shadows, grinned.
"She's a keeper. Gaara, we have you a woman."
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End of the chapter! Yea, I know, I really needed to update. Well, I did, so be happy. Ooo, what's going to happen? I can't tell you, but I can give you a sneak preview...
preview...
Miamay looked at Gaara with sadness.
"I'm sorry, but I don't know you." He said coldly. Her eyes filled up with tears and she ran...
end preview...
Yeah! Wow, Gaara, you're a meany.
Gaara: -grumbles-
Me: Yeah, whatever. Please review!