Scorpion and Subzero drove in silence for several minutes until Subzero started changing the radio stations.
Don't go breaking my heart. I couldn't if I tried. Whoo whoo oh nobody knows it.
"I love Elton John." Scorpion said as he started singing along with the song.
Subzero just looked at Scorpion in disbelief before changing the station.
Why do you build me up, build me up buttercup just to let me down? And mess me around and then worst of all worst of all you never call baby when you say you will.
Subzero and Scorpion looked at each other in silence and then broke out into song singing word for word of the classic song.
As the song ended another song started that Scorpion hated more then any other song in existence and he would do anything to not listen to.
We are the whalers of the moon, we carry a harpoon
"I hate this fucking song!" Scorpion yelled as he shot his spear into the radio which caused Subzero to lose control of the car and blow out a tire.
The two crashed into a ditch on the side of the road. "Dude, seriously is it "Break Subzero's Stuff" day? I mean come on first my toaster and now my radio and tire?" Subzero said in shock.
"It's no big deal." Scorpion replied calmly. "I just really hate that song. And besides I saw a auto store about a quarter of a mile back. We could use your ice powers to push the car really fast across the road."
"Fine." Subzero said in a deep breath.
As they entered the auto garage Subzero went to a man who was working on a car engine. "Uh excuse me sir but we blew out a tire. Could you please fix it for us." Subzero asked.
The man poked out his head from under the car hood and replied, "what...no sorry. I can't help you, only the head mechanic can authorize that."
"Oh ok where can I find him?" Subzero questioned.
"He isn't in right now. But his name is Jax. He is out celebrating his heritage by jumping around a fire and waving a dead rabbit wildly." The mechanic said before looking over Subzero's shoulder and saying, "sorry I have to go. It looks like some guy in yellow got his penis stuck in the vacuum again." The man then rushed off to help.
Subzero took a deep breath and said "Scorpion what am I going to do with you?" Then thought to himself "man that sounds really gay."
A man dressed in a loincloth, holding a dead rabbit, covered in paint with two huge metal arms came up to Subzero. "Can I help you?" he asked.
"Yes you can, my friend and I just blew out a tire and I was wondering if you could get us a new one?" Subzero replied.
"Oh sure we can. I will tell my other mechanic to get right on it as soon as he helps some idiot get his dick out of a car vacuum. My name's Jax, nice to meet you." He said extending a hand for a handshake.
"Nice to meet you too." Subzero said shaking hands.
About a half an hour later the mechanic returned the car to Subzero with a new tire. After they both got in Scorpion turned to Subzero and said "you are never going to guess where my penis got caught today."
"Well it can't be the TOASTER or the RADIO cause you broke those. Hmm could it be a fucking vacuum cleaner?" Subzero yelled.
"How did you guess?" Scorpion asked in amazement.
"Well, you where yelling pretty loud when they where pulling it off." Subzero replied while driving down the road.
"Well you would yell too. That thing can suck harder then your mom. So what store are we going to go to?" Scorpion asked.
"Well the closest store that would have the kind of toasters that I like is Best Buy." Subzero answered.
After 10 more minutes of driving Scorpion saw a bus coming up that said senior tours on the side. "Watch this man." He said to Subzero while smiling.
"What are you going to do to that bus?" Subzero asked looking at Scorpion.
As the bus drove up next to there car Scorpion dropped his pants and shoved his butt against the window glass and mooned the seniors on the bus. They all looked in horror at him. Subzero's jaw dropped and he speed up the car.
Scorpion sat back down and zipped up his pants. "What the fuck dude? Why did you do that?" Subzero yelled.
"Cause they are old." Scorpion said in a assuring voice.
"Cause they are old?" Subzero repeated. "What does that matter?"
"It just does." Scorpion replied. "They are old so they need to see some hot ass."
"Yeah and I am sure they are just dying to see the ass of a dead ninja." Subzero said.
"Your mom was...OH!" Scorpion laughed.
"I am going to kill you." Subzero said.
"Bring it on blue balls." Scorpion replied.
"Oh just shut up. We are here." Subzero answered.