This one starts off a little strange but then turns G rated. I don t know what Carole is doing in there, ask her yourself.
Disclaimer - I don t own Glee, if I did, Criss Colfer would be paid in 8 figure sums.
"Oh my Gaga...uuhh .oooh " The sounds that came out of Kurt's mouth were practically explicit.
"God, this is amazing. I can t believe we haven't done this before...mmmmm" Blaine just smirked at the obvious pleasure on his boyfriends face.
"Either can I. I have failed you as a boyfriend." Kurt looked at him with horror.
"NEVER! You are...mmmm .fantastic!" Another groan ripped its way out of Kurt. It was a wonder that such a slight boy could make such a noise.
"Shhh. Just relax and enjoy." It was at that moment that Carole decided to walk in.
"WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU DOING? AND ON THOSE WHITE SHEETS?" She looked upon the faintly disturbing scene with disgust...and fascination.
"Is that Nutella?"
"Why yes. Yes it is. Why don t you join us?" Blaine enquired.
The little group of three were draped on the bed 3 hours later, pupils dilated and limbs unresponsive. Empty jars of Nutella, popcorn kernels, half chewed celery sticks, cheese biscuits and the remnants of a family size burrito were scattered haphazardly around the room. One of the sprawling figures emitted a low groan and rolled off the bed, landing with a thump on a large puddle of...something. It tried to haul itself onto its knees but failed miserably, ending up in a heap. One of the figures on the bed twitched a finger in concern for the poor boy.
"You good?" it asked, opening an eye.
"I've never eaten so much sugar in my Entire. Life. I think I hate Cheezels."
"Now now, don t take out your anger on the poor innocent cheesy morsels. It's not their fault you ate 3 packets."
"6." responded the other prone form.
"Don t remind me. I think I'm gonna vomit, my new McQueens jacket is ruined, my hair is a mess and I've just gained 10 pounds." There was a small pause as the boy on the floor thought. "All things considered, that was pretty damn amazing."
"I know."
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