Wheet-Whoo chapter 2! Coming to you from Myeye! Oh, the crack.

Disclaimer: Bleach belongs to the most auspicious and amazingly talented Tite Kubo. Who is not us. But to spare the man, we take full credit for the disparaging things we may do to his characters. We do it because we have no life, or money from these writings to go out and buy one.

:I hope you will savor the following:

Madarame Ikkaku was bored. He was waiting in the school cafeteria for Yumichika, who was prepping in the bathroom, glaring at all the boring human weaklings. It gave him some small satisfaction when they paled and ran, squawked and cowered, or occasionally fainted, at sight of him, but he needed a better distraction. He wasn't "allowed" to pick a fight (he couldn't risk the wrath of Yachiru if she found out about that. Damn, Matsumoto), not that any of these whiney infants could offer more than a pitiful punch, if they even stood long enough to throw one.

He needed to sever something!

Just one brave soul (in a body or not) to challenge him (he couldn't very well back away from a challenge for that would mean death by his captain while Yachiru smiled and enjoyed the show), and break up the monotony.

And then he saw it, or him.

The obnoxious brown-haired boy passed by Ikkaku's table (ignoring his glare, the cheeky bastard) flirting loudly with a pretty (terrified) girl (who hadn't missed his glare). He had been fumbling in his pocket with something and just as he was at the closest point in his path to the bald-man-who-was-obviously-not-a-high-school-student (approximately half a step from tripping over him) that something slipped out of his hand and into the lap of Madarame Ikkaku.

The oblivious schmuck let it go, moving his hand to run his fingers through his hair and trying a couple more, nauseating, pick-up lines on his poor female prey (whom, by the way, Asano felt he was majorly scoring with seeing as how she was cuddling (cowering) into his chest), eventually moving out of the now bewildered Ikkaku's line of sight.

Ikkaku read the note (which is what the something Asano had been fumbling with happens to be) through a second time and began to smile to himself.

"Hey Babe, give me a call

XXX-XXXX (less than sign)3 Asano Keigo (equals sign)D"

The wording had confused him at first but it hadn't taken Ikkaku long to decipher it's meaning. "Babe" was obviously meant to insult him. Hah! Cheeky Bastard. And then the contact information, of course. That hadn't been to taxing to solve. He would have to ask Yumi about the arrowhead and the 3, but he understood (equals sign)D. This punk was very bold. "Asano Keigo (equals sign)D".

Ikkaku vision: Asano Keigo equals DEATH!

Ikkaku's grin grew (the unfortunate students closest to his table, i.e. four tables away, burst into tears and ran for their lives).

Finally. A challenge.

Sorry about the parenthasized less than sign and equals signs. For some reason they just won't show up. Gah! I hope that doesn't ruin the whole point of "the challenge" being a humorous misunderstanding. Oh well, I hope you enjoyed anyway!

Now, what will come of this!? Only Istwitching knows...