Two updates??? In one day??? It's more likely than you thinkIn which Dark Pit attempts to spend personal time Lucas, it sorta works

Dating was a very controversial thing in the smash mansion, not that it was bad, it's just that once you publically announced your relationship with somebody, everyone seemed to want to stick their nose in your business, such was the case of Dark Pit and Lucas.

Okay, they didn't really plan for their relationship to go public, it was really supposed to be a private thing, but it just so happened that during one of the more, um, "touchy feely" encounters, a certain orange inkling walked in and busted them out to everyone.

Now the two couldn't go anywhere without somebody cracking pervy jokes, or somebody wanting to know every detail of their romantice life. Lucas, being the sweetheart that he was, never showed how uncomfortable he was, he always answered the nosy questions to the best of his abilities and always broke up large groups without any sort of violence or foul mouthage.

Lord bless his soul.

Dark Pit on the other hand absolutely despised all of this new attention, having everyone stick their long noses into his personal business with his boyfriend just felt wrong. Not only that, but on his part it just felt so negative, if he didn't know any better he'd say the rest of the smashers didn't want him to be together with Lucas, or they thought he didn't deserve Lucas. Although that was understandable, going by just how fundamentally different the two are as people, it still pissed him off because it wasn't any of their concern.

What was so confusing? He loved Lucas, Lucas loved him, end of story.

So, since Lucas' birthday was coming up, he had devised the perfect plan to not only keep everyone away from them, but to spend the whole day alone with Lucas.

This plan? It was gonna work, he could smell it.

~UWU~

As the alarm rang, Dark Pit knew it was time for phase one of the plan, he was already getting himself prepares for his boyfriend's birthday.

Hair? Check.

Gifts? Check.

Outfit? Check

Mood for the day? Check.

He slipped out of his room and tip toed into Lucas', sliding a note on his bedside counter as he left. The dark angel then proceeded to go into the kitchen and with the help of Peach's recipe book, attempted to make omelettes, as Lucas seemed to love them so much. It took him a few tries, he managed to burn the first 23 but the 24th were perfect (okay not perfect; just not burnt), so he added a few extra's like pepper and such before placing the plates down. He looked out of the window with a smile, the sun was still rising, this was going to be perfect.

He checked his gifts for Lucas, a bouqué of sunflowers, and a large wrapped box that made him constantly feel giggly when he looked at it, Lucas was gonna love this! He was gonna be boyfriend of the year- no, century!

He got up and made his way out of the mansion, walking towards the gazebo that was usually inhabited by the princesses to wait for Lucas.

~ÒWÓ~

Lucas woke up in a happy mood, it was his birthday, he was officially 15! He was no old enough to not technically be a kid but not be an adult either! As he stretched, he saw a letter on his counter, curious, he took it and read it:

To Lucas

I wanted to spend the day with you so meet me at the gazebo, but ya gotta be quick or the others will start being weird, I made you some omelettes and they're in the kitchen btw

I also got you a suprise

Happy birthday you cute nerd

Dark Pit

Lucas shook his head but blushed, softly cuddling the letter as he went to get ready, as nice as he was to everyone else who wanted to know more about them, spending the day alone with Dark Pit seemed really nice. He brushed his teeth, showered, and proceeded to look for the perfect outfit, he went with a simple sweater and jeans combo because who could got wrong with that?

He quickly went to the kitchen and ate the omelettes "oddly spicy... but not bad" he shrugged. As he ate, he quickly looked around, he doubted many smashers knew it was his birthday as he wasn't that high maintainence, but he was still cautious. Once he finished, he uncharactaristicly left the plate without washing and rushed outside.

He looked to find the gazebo, and long behold he saw his boyfriend sitting on one of the benches, waiting for him. He felt all fluttery as he skipped over to him, the angel immediately placed his stuff down and went to embrace the other "haaaappy birthday!" he smiled, Lucas nuzzling his chest.

"You look... really good today Kuro" the blond softly responded. Dark Pit, still not used to being complimented (especially by his boyfriend) or the usage of his real name, found himself becoming a blushing mess.

"So, I was planning to go to Nintendo Town, maybe do some shopping or grab a bite?" He stuttered out, nervously rubbing the back of his head.

Lucas gently took his hands into his and rubbed the base "I'd love to" he blinked before giving Dark Pit a small peck on the cheek.

Dark Pit found himself flushing even more as he tucked the box away in a bag and held out the flowers "oh um, by the way, I got you these, for your birthday" he said, trying to find a less awkward way of speaking, Lucas seemingly didn't notice his awkward disposition because be took the flowers with a look of awe and happiness.

"Oh Kuro... thank you so much, this is... so sweet... I love it...!" Lucas said quietly, holding the flowers in one hand and holding Dark Pit's hand in the other "shall we go" he said with that same calm, and gentle voice he seemingly always spoke in.

Dark Pit still wasn't over how soft his hands were, especially for a psychic who used their hands for 99.9% of their moves, and he almost didn't respond due to the warmness from his hands travelling through his whole body and making him feel cozy.

Lucas made him feel cozy.

"Sure" the angel smiled, "let's go" and with that they were off. The walk was nice, they mainly talked about everyday things, and enjoyed couple luxuries they usually couldn't such as Dark Pit wrapping his arm around Lucas and bringing him close, something that, if they did in the mansion, would cause everyone to freak out for whatever reason.

As they walked, Dark Pit saw a local cinema that made him smirk, if he and Lucas went to the movies, they'd probably end up sharing very not-so-subtle kisses, and then they could sneak out to the bathroom and fully make out!

God, he was so smart.

"Yo Luke, how about a movie?" Dark Pit suggested, as his blond partner threw his head up quickly before smiling "sure, but what movie?"

Dark Pit looked, what kinda movie would get Lucas in the mood to make out with him... "How about Bed or Wed? Dark Pit suggested, picking out the most generic romcom he could find.

Lucas' eyes twinkled "I was waiting for that movie! Let's go!"

~W~

Little did the two love birds know that they were indeed being watched, by a a certain goddess, witch, bounty hunter and angel.

"Look how sweet they are, I'm so proud of Pittoo, he found someone reeeaaal special!" Pit gushed as he watched the two teens make their way into the cinema.

Samus glared "as long as he doesn't hurt Lucas, I won't hurt him" she snorted. She wasn't very impressed to hear that snappy and rude Dark Pit was in a relationship with Lucas, and she honestly deserved that the boy deserved better than a stupid clone, but out of fear of hurting Lucas she chose to be quiet and stay out of it.

Bayonetta nodded "and they better not partake in any lewd activities or I swear will blow that raven's brains out" she snapped.

Palutena snorted "you don't really have the right to criticize lewd things, do you Bayo"

Bayonetta aimed a gun at her "don't start with me lightie"

Pit sighed "ladies, let's not, we came here to watch them in order to make sure they're okay, not to argue" he then looked towards Bayonetta and Samus "also, I doubt Pittoo would hurt him, I can see it in the way he looks at him that... Pittoo really loves Lucas" he beamed.

The two gunners decides to take his word for it and brush it off, keeping an eye on the cinema.

~TWT~

In just over an hour, the two came out of the cinema with dejected faces "that had to be... one of the worst movies I have ever seen" Lucas said exhasperatedly.

Dark Pit nodded, the film was so bad that he lost his will to even attempt to sneak Lucas out so they could make out "I can't believe I spent money on that..."

"Why not Pizza Shack? To clear our minds of that mess" Lucas said, gaining a simple nod from his partner. He gently held his hand and they made their way to the local pizza place.

The four stalkers sneakily followed the two as they made their way to the pizzal parlour and watched as they ordered, conversed, ate and payed for their food "nothing innapropriate so far..." Bayonetta mumbled.

"Hey Luke, let's get back to the gazebo at the mansion, I wanna give you something" Dark Pit smiled.

The four followed the couple as they made their way back before sitting on the benches.

Dark Pit removed the bag he had and brought out the box "I've been working on this for over a year, it took a while, but I think the payoff was worth it" he bit his lip.

Lucas gently unwrapped the gift, careful to not break whatever was inside, soon out game a box that when opened had a small pendant that had a sunflower on it. but the closer Lucas looked, her saw that the colors had phrases on them.

I love your smile.

I love your hair.

I think you're beautiful.

I'm so lucky to have you.

Your voice is nice to listen to.

You're perfect.

Thank you for being with me.

I love you.

Lucas could barely read the whole thing, his eyes were being filled with tears and were gettng glassier the more he read it "so... what do you-" before he could finish, Dark Pit felt the boy wrap his arms around his shoulders and swiftly kiss him, when they parted, the angel awkwardly chuckled "I'm guessing you like"

Lucas snorted "like? I love it, and I love you, so... so much!" he happily beamed "this was the best birthday ever, Kuro... I... love you so much!" he squeed before locking their lips once more. This time it was a little more passionate, not exactly inappropriate, but not exactly something you'd do in front of kids.

Which set off Bayonetta.

"GET OFF HIM YOU PERVERT!" was all that was heard before Dark Pit found himself running from a manic witch and a bounty hunter.

Lucas sighed, couldn't he spend one day with Dark Pit without someone butting in?