A/N: HI! I feel like this update is long over due, sorry for the delay. Thank you to all who reviewed, favorited, and put it on story alert I appreciate it so much!
DISCLAIMER: If I thought I was Stephenie Meyer my friends would send me to the Looney Bin (no joke).
BPOV
Ugh. Frickin' school has to start so early, why 7:30? is it because the school board hates us, probably. And on top of that I have to get all dressed up and pretty in my cheerleading uniform because I have a game to cheer at and it is required to go to school with the uniform on the day of a game. Let me tell you something Forks High is beyond weird when it comes to cheerleading, not only do we cheer at varsity football games but we also cheer at all the rest of the guy varsity sports' games. Like last week when we cheered for our very own Forks High golf team. I guess the school thinks we're lacking in school spirit and the cheerleaders are the ones who have to bring it on. But at least it's not golf this time; do you know how weird it is to cheer while someone's playing golf? Today the cheerleaders were cheering on the varsity baseball team; I personally don't understand baseball but whatever.
Worst thing about being a cheerleader, the uniforms, are the companies that make the uniforms trying to make us look like sluts or does that just happen? Well all I know is that the skirt is too short it almost showing my butt and the shirt is too tight it pulls my boobs together and up. I personally think that the male population creates these uniforms because they sure do like them, especially Mike, I'm pretty sure he doesn't use his brain to think when comes to girls, if you catch my drift.
As I begin to get ready for the day I shuddered at what remarks will be coming my way from the guys in the other clique and some of the ones in my own. I try to cover up as much as possible, but soon give up knowing it's a lost cause.
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When I get to school and get out of my old red truck, yes, a cheerleader with something other than a convertible *gasp*, yeah, not really. But Alice makes up for my loss of a convertible by having a Porsche, yes and if you didn't get it the first time I will repeat it for those of us that are slow Alice Brandon has a 911 Turbo Porsche, in yellow no less. Now Rose's car is a little bit less conspicuous it's a BMW, I'll repeat that too, but this time for fun, Rosalie Hale has a M3 BMW in red. When my car is next to there's all I can think is that I need to get poorer friends. When I meet up with my filthy rich friends they have disgusted looks on their faces, well mostly Rose.
All I had to do was give Rose a concerned look to let her know that I wanted to know what was wrong, then she went into a full blast rant. "Two words, Emmett McCarthy. He is completely despicable, and the boy totally thinks with his dick and not the brain that he wished he had. He just completely hit on me, he was all like 'hey babe, do you know what has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?' and I just gave him a raised eyebrow. And you know what that pig answered?! He said, 'my zipper.' But my retaliation was hilarious, I think I said 'well then why don't you slip into something more comfortable' his eyes bugged out and then he got really excited, then I added 'like a coma!' He finally got the hint to leave me alone. But still I'm revolted by the very thought of him, can't he believe that not every girl wants him." Rose looked furious throughout the whole rant except when she was talking about when she told him off, 'cause seriously, that was ingenious.
"Wow that sucks. Don't worry Rose, Emmett's just an idiot that can't keep his dick to himself." Alice said and she never talks like that if anyone is going to swear or do something like that it would most likely be Rosalie.
"Rose just don't let it bother you, and if it does don't let it show," Rose, Alice, and I are all headstrong cheerleaders, if anything is wrong with one of us no one knows except maybe the other two.
"I'm fine you guys, don't worry. Let's just get to class." And as we trudged off to class I noticed that Rose was in fact ok. When she's not ok, her strut is just the slightest stiffened, and she nervously plays with her hair, a lot.
As we entered English together I was really glad that we had that class together, because sitting in the middle of the room were three laughing idiots, Edward Cullen, Emmett McCarthy, and Jasper Whitlock. As we began to take our usual seats in the back the boys stopped laughing as we passed, Emmett probably all told them about how Rose blew him off. During class all I could think of was the game after school, another thing I don't like about cheerleading, Edward Cullen happens to be on varsity of all the "cool" sports and captain of all those sports (I think it's a conspiracy). Then I remembered what I saw yesterday, the prom for poster, it was only in five weeks and I don't even have a contestant to be my date, yes I may succeed at everything I try (except walking), but that doesn't mean I'll turn down every and any guy. The thing that makes me laugh is that our school changed the name of prom on us, maybe it was because "A Night to Remember" was to over used, because this morning I saw a poster that said "A Night to Remember is From Twilight til Dusk, the prom is now to be called From Twilight til Dusk," stupid bipolar school can't stay with the same dance name.
After English, which was boring because we were planning to read a book I've already read, I headed to my next class, Spanish II, which unluckily I didn't have with Alice or Rose and I did have it with Mike, gross. As I entered the class I blew out a sigh of relief because I didn't see Mike anywhere. I noticed my friend Sarah, who was also in my P.E., it looked like she was having trouble with something so I walked over took her and asked her what's up. She told me that she was having trouble translating the sentence from Spanish to English, and I decided to help her.
As I was leaning across the table to reach the paper to tell her what each word meant Mike came in. I didn't know he was there until I heard him right behind me and say, "Thanks for the nice view Bella," then he had the guts to smack my ass which everyone in the class room heard. And me being me had to have revenge, so I turned around and slapped him across the face as hard as I could leaving a red mark on his face. Luck was on my side because Ms. Hernandez wasn't in the classroom yet. When she got into the classroom she just gave Mike a weird look then continued on with the lesson plan. Score one for Bella!
EPOV
After Emmett got done explaining to Jasper and I how this hot chick completely blew him off I couldn't feel anything but shock, it's usually easy for all three of us to get girls, sometimes too easy. Some girls just won't leave us alone, like Lauren, the girl has been chasing me for forever and every time I think I'm rid of her she comes back, she's like a human boomerang. And Lauren is just so trashy; I don't want to go all the way on the first date—which she offered me—I haven't neither do I plan to go all the way until I find the right girl, and that is not Lauren.
After Jasper told a very amusing joke, the three girls that are immune to our powers walk in, and I heard Emmett whisper something like, "that's the girl that turned me down." We all got silent and watched them pass us by.
English was a bore; we just talked about a Dracula by Bram Stoker, the next book we were going to read, which I've already read. Then when the bell rang I got out of the class in a hurry and went to my Calculus class which of course the one girl I don't want to see is in the class, how did Lauren get into Calculus, she is in no way smart, which is probably why she always asks me for help and "accidentally" lets me see down her shirt. Luckily, Lauren hadn't made it to class so I had some free time to think of an idea of how to not talk to her, sadly nothing came. When Lauren came walking through the door I couldn't help the look of disgust on my face, she might as well be lying on the floor asking any random guy to take her, let's just say the uniform on her seemed about a few sizes too small and leave it at that.
As she heads towards my desk I try my best to ignore her but of course she is not one to be ignored. "Eddie! Hey, what's up? I know what you said yesterday about us keeping our distance but our love can't stay unknown forever." Was this girl mentally retarded, I thought I made it clear that I wanted nothing to do with her, but of course, she found a way to twist my words. I just continued to ignore her and hoped she would go away. "You can ignore me all you want, but we will be together during prom." Lauren made it sound like a threat with the voice that she used.
After the little incident with Lauren, Calculus was boring, third and fourth period had nothing interesting going on. The most interesting thing, and not to mention apocalyptic thing happened during lunch. During lunch the nominees for Prom King and Queen were announce, which reminded me about prom because I totally forgot that prom was coming up, and when the names were announced I couldn't help but shuddered, because how could I be in the same category as the rest of them. As the intercom started everyone went silent, "attention Forks High School students the nominees for Prom King and Queen are in, and the two people you may vote for Prom King are, drum roll please, Edward Cullen and Mike Newton, and the two ladies you can vote for are Lauren Mallory and Bella Swan. Thank you and goodbye." And then it went off, how could this have happened Bella, might be on my level but Mike the Pig and Lauren the Slut? That makes no sense whatever. And I do not want to have to dance with Lauren at prom, that seems horrific beyond words; well actually I can name a few words that might describe dancing with Lauren, disgusting, repulsive, nauseating, horrendous, revolting, and down right gross. How could I get out of being Prom King while Lauren's Prom Queen? I guess I'll have to think about it for awhile.
A/N: So now you know the nominee's! Whoohoo! Please Review I'd love to see like I don't know a lot of them, but that doesn't mean no update if I don't get a lot. Review, please, I take ideas, constructive criticism and anything else you've got for me seriously so tell me what you think, like, or would like to see. Until next time…
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