Welcome back to 25 Ways! It seems a lot of people want to see Raven tortured with my ideas – (mysterious black ghostly fist collides with my face) – s-so here ya go. (collapses as fist strikes again)
25 Ways to Make Raven Hate You
1. Replace her tea with instant coffee, liquid tofu or warm meat juice. (NOTE: Partial credit to acosta perez jose ramiro for the instant coffee.)
2. Bleach her cloaks. (NOTE: Credit goes again to acosta perez jose ramiro.)
3. Steal her underwear.
4. Dye her capes pink.
5. Paint her ROOM pink.
6. Put all of Beast Boy's worst jokes on tape and make it play whenever she's in her room.
7. Make a recording that sounds like her and Beast Boy "baby making" and put it on continuous loop throughout the tower.
8. Let Silkie loose in her room.
9. Drug Beast Boy and put him in her room.
10. Drug Raven and put her in Beast Boy's room.
11. Repeat #8, then repeat #9. Record results.
12. Repeat #7, but put it in ONLY Raven's (or Beast Boy's) room.
13. Drug her, somehow block her powers and chain her to Slade's bed…
14. Or don't block her powers. Record results.
15. Act like Beast Boy for 48 hours non-stop.
16. Steal her spellbooks.
17. Replace her spellbooks with telephone books. (NOTE: Credit goes yet again to acosta perez jose ramiro.)
18. Replace her spellbooks with pictures of her "baby making" with every other character in the series.
19. Play loud rock music whenever she's in the room…
20. Or better yet, play baby music.
21. Destroy all her books.
22. Drug her, block her powers and chain her to (a powerblocked) Beast Boy.
23. Or don't block her powers. Again, record results.
24. Replace her tea with instant coffee, liquid tofu AND warm meat juice.
25. Steal her clothes. (NOTE: Stealing her underwear as well may have undesired effects, but will cause the other males to forgive you for everything you've done to them, especially if Starfire decides to copy her.)
(imagines #25) (drools)