Sephiroth sat at his computer, spinning in his computer chair, Angeal sat on the bed against the wall reading a magazine, and Genesis was sitting on the floor frowning at the jigsaw he was doing.

"I'm bored." Sephiroth stated, the chair stopped twirling and he put his hands into his black pockets in his shorts. He was wearing a black top that was completely open at the front with no sleeves and tucked into his mid-thigh shorts, where the shorts and his top connected was hidden by the thick Soldier belt going around his middle, his feet were bare and on his wrists up to just below his elbow were black pieces of material wrapped around, exposing some skin in a stylish manner. His hair was tied up and his fringe was left hanging.

Angeal was dressed in his Soldier uniform, only his socks were on his feet, and Genesis had a dark blue, sleeveless turtleneck on and brown knee-length shorts.

"Me too." Angeal replied in a bored tone.

"Do they have anything online for third classes to do?" Genesis asked.

Sephiroth began typing and squinted to read the orange writing against the red background. "Lab…Raid…" He read.

Genesis stood and looked at the screen. ".net." Genesis read the websites name. "Sounds interesting."

"There's a bunch of stuff to do here. Knickers raiding, bug eating, Shinra impersonating…" Sephiroth read, one part of the list confusing him. "Angeal, do you know what an ampallang is?"

"What does it say?"

"Silent ampallang piercing and ampallang zipper-ripper." He read.

Angeal shrugged. "I don't know, maybe we can ask someone."

"I like the sound of lab raiding. Let's do that." Genesis said. "We can ask about the piercing on the way."

Sephiroth got off and slipped his socks and ankle-length boots on as he walked out with everyone else.

"Do you know how old Hojo is?" Sephiroth asked randomly.

"No, he's got to be in his sixties at least." Angeal replied; walking on Sephiroth's left side.

"He's forty-five." Genesis said, proud that he had a knowledge that no one else did.

"He is? He looks—"

"He's just creepy, that puts years on you immediately." Genesis interrupted Angeal.

Angeal turned his head towards Sephiroth. "You don't know you're father, do you."

"So?"

"What would you do if it was Hojo?"

Sephiroth stopped and stared at his feet. "I'd kill him." He dangerously said before walking again.

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The lab had several rooms, each one private to each scientist. They stared at the constructions on the tables and slowly moved to one of them.

"I-it's the glop we eat…" Genesis mumbled unbelievingly as he stared at the slop on the plate.

"Hojo's constructing that stuff!" Angeal shouted, horrified.

Sephiroth lifted the plate and searched for somewhere to hide it. "We have to destroy it! Who knows what they're planning on feeding us next!" He dropped it in a bin under the table and tied the top of the carrier bag.

"This is Hojo's lab room." Genesis said, looking up at the sign on a door.

"I'm not going in there." Angeal muttered insecurely.

"Wimp…!" Sephiroth scolded, walking to the door with Genesis.

"We'll be walking into enemy territory! Who knows what's in there!"

Genesis began to open the door. "Fine, stay here then. Wallow in your honour and remainder of your pride." Sephiroth and Genesis disappeared behind the door and counted as Angeal thought.

"Wait…!" He called after them, following them. "I'll view it as future training."

Both boys smirked as their heads turned to face several tables, lined with disgusting objects.

"What are you boys doing?" They jumped as an overly creepy, parrot-like voice spoke from behind them.

Hojo walked forward, a clipboard in his hand. "It's not time for your treatments is it?"

They all shook their heads quickly. "N-no professor." Angeal stuttered.

"We were just…looking for—" Sephiroth stumbled.

"Our pet spider! We lost him and thought he might be here!" Genesis loudly continued, earning glares from his two friends and a chuckle from the scientist.

"Pets are strictly forbidden in the building. Insects included. Perhaps I should just report you right now—"

"No!" The trio shouted.

"We'll get going now, bye!" Sephiroth dismissed himself, running out of the labs with Genesis and Angeal.

"That was close…" Genesis panted.

"No thanks to you!" Angeal shouted at him.

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Less than half an hour later Hojo reported them, and they all stood in Shinra's office.

"Can you explain WHAT you were doing in the lab?" Shinra demanded to know.

"We were bored sir…" Sephiroth said, his head hanging down. "We were just looking for something to do."

Genesis and Angeal nodded. "If this continues none of you will make Soldier! Go to your rooms and decide on something to do."

Sephiroth and Angeal said nothing as they walked out. Genesis stayed behind. "Sir, what's an ampallang."

Shinra almost passed out.

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Reno sat in front of his computer looking at the screen, a thoughtful look on his face. "I know!" He shouted, putting down the carton of milk he had been slurping and typing into his computer. "Peeing…competition…" He typed into his website. "That should keep the Soldiers busy!"

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A scientist looked at his surgical table in horror. "Oh no…!" He shouted. "Where's my lunch?" He did not notice the fowl smell coming from his bin and newly tied bin-bag.