Murphy's Law

Summary: What happens when you meet someone who tells you that everything you've ever know was because was not only a lie, but a deception that goes back centuries. M/M. Mpreg. Not everything is as it seems.

Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter, or any other characters that I may have borrowed.

Warnings: Slight Dumbledore bashing, M/M don't like don't read!! Major Ron and Hermione bashing. Ignoring OOTP, HBP, and DH.

Pairings: Poll is in!!

'Blah'=Thoughts

/Blah/=Parstletounge

"Blah"=English

Blah=Telepathic Link

Chapter Two: Meeting Yourself

Harry opened his eyes slowly, only to be met with complete darkness. Looking around quickly Harry sighed. 'Now where am I?!' Harry thought as he looked around him. Nothing. Everything was pitch black.

'Now where am I?!'

Harry spun around, trying to find where the voice had come from.

'Who are you?'

'Who are you?' the voice answered back.

"Enjoying yer e'ho?"

Harry stopped and turned around, feeling slightly dizzy from all of the spinning around. Behind him stood a man no older than 18, his chin length black hair shown blue in the darkness. However, it was his eyes that Harry found unnerving, they were a pale golden yellow. He stood at a proud 6'2".

"For zhat is vhat it is, an e'ho." the man said with a smile that just happened to reveal one wicked looking fang.

Harry took a step back.

'Vampire. I hope he's not hungry.'

Harry blinked as the man before him started to laugh.

'What the-?'

"Sor'y. Sor'y. It is just so funny zhat ze moment ye realize ye're in ze presciens of a vampyre, you wond'r if I'm hungry or not. It vas funny."

'How did-?'

"I know vhat ye were zinking? 'Ome now 'Arry, surely Ar'temis told ye about me."

Harry blinked, trying to recall exactly Artemis had said before she had released the bind.

*flashback*

/Hello Massster Harry. It would ssseem thhat time hasss changed your nhame oncce more./ Artemis said.

/What do you mean?/ Harry asked intrigued. Artemis laughed.

/It meansss that you were rebhorn oncce again, but with a different nhame./

/Oh./

/Though,/

/Yesss?/

/-the ssstrhange thhing isss thhat the last time you rehmembered./

/I did?/ Harry asked.

/Oh, yessss./ Artemis replied nodding her triangular head up and down. /You rehmembered thhe other livesss. But thisss time you have forhgotten. Hhow strhange./

*end flashback*

'Oh!' Harry thought in surprise. 'You're me. I mean, I'm you! I mean the other me!!'

"I know vhat ye mean." the man said with a brilliant smile, showing off his fangs. "My name is Dra'ula. And velcome to yer mem'ries."

'Dracula. As in Vlad the Impaler. Lord of the Dead. THE Dracula!!!' Harry thought, his eyes slightly bugging out of his head.

The man, Dracula nodded his head vigorously. Harry opened his mouth to say something, when he felt a cold sensation sweep through him. As the cold sensation departed, so did the darkness, it seemed to be swept away. Revealing a crimson colored room, with thousand of pictures adorned on the walls. Different sizes, shapes, color, all pictures showing a different scene. Harry's eyes widened as he noticed a medium sized, circular, brown frame, with a picture of Harry's first encounter with Argog. Off to his right, Harry saw a 9 by 7 foot fire place, with a bronze mantle and violet flames.

"Dis vey 'Arry." spoke Dracula as he motioned off to Harry's left.

Harry watched as he pointed to a pentagon shaped mahogany table. Harry blinked, 5 high backed chairs sat at each of the tables sides. Harry watched as Dracula slowly pulled out a blood red chair from the table and sat down.

"'Ome 'Arry! Ze longer ye doddle, ze longer it takes." Dracula said as he motioned Harry to take a sky blue chair on Dracula's right. "Ze o'zhers vill join us shortly."

Harry nodded his head as he took the seat presented to him. As Harry sat down, he noticed that the remaining three chairs were also different colored. To Dracula's left sat a chair made of obsidian. The chair besides that one was silken in appearance, it was colored green and silver. The remaining chair, which was seated on Harry's right, was colored silver and black, with a more comforting look to it than the others.

'There all beautiful!'

"Thank you, Dear Heart." Came a voice to Harry's right. Harry turned in his seat to see who the newcomer was.

"'Ello, He'ate." Dracula greeted the newcomer, Hecate. Hecate stood before them in a long flowing black gown, Harry couldn't really tell whether it was a dress or not. However, as Hecate stepped closer, Harry noticed that two slits ran from the floor up to Hecate's waist, one on each side. Hecate had a heart shaped face, with bright purple eyes. Hecate's silver hair was pulled into a high pony-tale. Even though it didn't do much help. Hecate's hair fell to just past her, Harry guessed, ankles. Her pale skin glowed in the light of the violet flames. Harry couldn't help but wonder if she too, was a vampire.

"No Dear Heart. I am not a vampire like our little Dracula. I am the goddess known as Hecate, even though in human form I am male."

Harry blushed as Hecate took his seat to Harry's right. 'Woops! Mistaking my own past life as a woman, not the best way to start a conversation.'

Hecate giggled as Harry's thoughts echoed around the room.

"Vhere are zhose idjits now?" Dracula questioned Hecate.

'Others?! As in, MORE!' Harry thought loudly as he glanced between Dracula and Hecate.

"They shall be here momentarily. And you are correct, Dear Heart. There are two more." Hecate said as he gestured to the two empty chairs.

They waited in silence for a few minutes, before they heard the two arguing voices. Dracula smiled, Hecate grumbled something about stupid old men, as two people came into the room. Both men appeared to between the ages of 20 and 30. The man on Harry's left, had crimson colored hair and eyes, with a dark tan. He stood about 6'2", with broad shoulders and a lean waste. The one on the right was only a few inches taller than the other man. The man's shoulders were not as broad, yet his waste was just as lean. He had black shoulder length hair and silver eyes.

"I didn't do it!!" cried the second man (the one with silver eyes).

"You did too!!" snapped the first man (the one with crimson eyes).

"Did not!!!"

"Did too!!"

"Did not!!!"

"And I'm telling you, you DID!!!" shouted the first man as he rounded on the second.

"And I'm saying I-" The second man started to scream as he raised his fists.

"That will be enough boys. From both of you." Hecate spoke sternly, yet gently.

The two men blushed, neither having realized that there was an audience. Both men took their respective seats, the one on the left sat in the obsidian chair, while the one on the right sat in the green and silver chair.

'Salazar Slytherin.' Harry thought in wonder. 'He looks just like that picture of Salazar Slytherin!'

The man 'Salazar' smirked.

"It would seem that my reputation precedes me."

'And that would make him-' Harry asked pointing to the man seated on Dracula's left.

"Lucifer." the man replied calmly.

Harry felt faint. He was surrounded by some of the most renown Dark Lords of their times, even SATAN, and they were HIM!

"Do not worry Dear Heart. Everything that you believe to be true, is a lie. Once we have assimilated, you will know the truth. Fear not, you are in safe, GOOD, hands."

'What does that mean.'

"History vas recorded by ze wrong people, who gave ze wrong impressions. I may have killed many, yet I only did so to protect my country and my family.(1)" Dracula said as he stared up at the ceiling, his lips pinched into a frown.

"Godric and I were in fact best friends. When Helga was murdered and replaced by a Changeling, I tried to kill the creature that had taken her life. Godric stopped me, not realizing the creature for what is was. As his back was turned, it killed him, then ran from the room screaming that I had murdered my friend."(2) Salazar said with a shrug, his eyes betraying his sadness.

"I indeed lead a rebellion against G.O.D.. Not the Almighty, no, I would never challenge His word. Gustav Oren Dunmore. A wizard who told muggles that he was the Almighty. When I challenged him, the muggles believed me to be rebelling against him. Unfortunately, the truth is now between us, and Him."(3) Lucifer said scowling at the thought of the imposter.

"I lead lost travelers and protected them from harm. Alas, many fear the dark, and many more fear the unknown. That was what I had power over, and so they feared me. The god and goddesses of old, were in fact wizards and witches that wished to bring about a more peaceful world. Unfortunately, the muggles rebelled and many tried to kill us for things that we could not control. Earthquakes, hurricanes, plagues, death."(4) Hecate said with a slight frown.

'How did you all die?' Harry asked gently.

"We were burned." the four stated at the same time. Harry's eyes widened, before he closed them in sadness.

'…..Will I change? I mean, my looks, my thoughts, my mannerisms, will they all change?' Harry asked as he opened his eyes and stared at the pentagon shaped table.

Dracula sighed, smiling. Lucifer smiled, then started to laugh. Salazar smirked. Hecate giggled.

"If you are submissive in nature, your looks will take after me. If dominant, then your looks will be split between Dracula, Lucifer, and Salazar. You thoughts will change, you may become more suspicious of people. Things that you found funny or interesting before may change. Other than that, I do not know. This has never happened before." Hecate said softly.

'So. How exactly do we go about this?'

"Wake up."

A/N: Chapter two is up!!!! I'm so happy!!! I apologize if anyone took offence to the fact that Lucifer is a wizard and not the devil. And that the man he fought was an imposter. I meant no disrespect. I tried to make it so that Lucifer (as a wizard) defended God. And was insulted when someone tried to impersonate him.

(1): This will be explained in detail in chapter 4

(2): This will be explained in detail in chapter 5

(3): This will be explained in detail in chapter 6

(4): This will be explained in detail in chapter 7

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