A large group of various local monsters had gathered at a cave in World 3-1 of Subcon. Most of them were disinterested, but a friendly (although not too bright) Snifit had invited them all there and they felt that they should at least hear him out on whatever it was that he wanted to share with them.
"My friends," the little Snifit began, "I have gathered you all here to share with you a remarkable invention that I'm marketing!"
The crowd appeared to be curious.
"Well, it's not a totally new invention," the Snifit confessed, a little nervously. "I…all Snifits are born with these. I'm talking about the Snifit mask."
"Wait, you're BORN with them?" asked a Tweeter. "I thought it was a cult thing."
"No," said the Snifit. "Those are Shyguys. They do it by choice and we're born with them."
"So what good is the Snifit mask to us?" asked a Ninji.
"YES!" cried the Snifit. "Yes, thank you to the Ninji who got us back on track."
"My name is Mark."
"Thank you, Mark. Yes, with this mask you too can shoot nightmare bullets at pesky heros like Mario!"
Now THIS interested the crowd. Mario was a big pain and it would be nice to finally see him gone once and for all.
The Snifit smiled (although it was hard to tell with his mask that he was apparently born with). "That's right, we're getting somewhere. I have had truckloads of these things created for you!"
A Giant Shy Guy raised his stubby hand. "Do they come in different sizes?"
"No," said the Snifit. "No, they're all this one size, that's all."
"How do we shoot the bullets?" asked a Pokey.
"You just load it up and blow!" explained the Snifit, now a little more excited. "Pow!"
"Where do we get the bullets from?" asked a Pidgit.
"You buy them from me," said the Snifit. "We Snifits naturally produce them, so supply may be short. But, uh, you can put small rocks inside if you want."
The crowd was silent.
"Seriously?" a Porcupo finally asked. "Small rocks?"
"Yes."
No one said anything.
"I spent a lot of money on this…" the Snifit said quietly. "…crap."
And that's why there's only one red Snifit in SMB2. Wait, no it isn't.