Pairings:GokuxLirin might add more later

Warning: slightly jealous Sanzo. hints of shonen-ai. here for some comedy

Disclaimer: i still dont own Saiyuki.

Thanks: ian, GhostofZeon, Bowser Blanchette, Quadraxis, brave kid and LiRiNCaNdY. and everyone else who decided to read the previous chapter.

Chapter 2: Morning at the Inn

It was a typical morning for the Sanzo party. Hakkai was up first and making breakfast for the rest of the team. The Innkeeper was liking the help he was receiving especially after the night before when Goku had just about eaten him out. Sanzo was meditating in his single room. Unfortunately the noise from next door didn't work well for his concentration. Goku, in the room next to the blond, was snoring like a one man saw mill. And Gojyo had gone out for a walk to try one last time to get a girl in bed before leaving town.

"BAKA SURA!" Sanzo shouted kicking in the monkey's door. The snoring had finally gotten to him. The commotion got the attention of Hakkai and the Innkeeper.

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The human turned demon turned to look at their kind host with a sorrowful look. "It seems they're at it again. I'm sorry for the noise. And we'll pay for all the damages." he explained.

"D-damages?" the man questioned with shaky voice. His face paling as images of what might happen to his fine establishment flashed in his head.

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Goku rolled over in his bed putting the pillow over his head to block out the noise. His butt sticking out into the air. And his shirt slowly riding up to reveal his lean stomach.

Sanzo twitched at the sight before him. It always upset him when the boy ignored him. "Get up." he hissed between clenched teeth.

The brunette remained unresponsive.

Sanzo finally snapped. He shot his gun so the bullet whizzed right above the sleeping teens head and left a small whole in the wall where it passed through.

Finally golden eyes creaked opened. "Is it time for breakfast?" the heavily sleepy voice asked. The fact a bullet was mere inches away from his head just seconds before went unnoticed.

The priest huffed and rolled his eyes. 'Typical monkey. Always thinking about food.' he thought. His violet eyes giving one more annoyed looked. However it was hard to hold as golden eyes blinked trying to push the sleep away. And a confusing expression covering the young boyish face.

"Yeah. Now hurry up and get dressed or Gojyo will eat everything." with that said Sanzo stocked away from the room leaving Goku to rush about to save his precious food.

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"Wow Hakkai this looks awesome!" the teen exclaimed seeing the mountainous pile of food spread across the table. "And Gojyo's not here so its all mine."

Hakkai just laughed at the monkey's antics. "Please Goku try and leave some for the rest of us. You're not the only one that needs to eat."

As the last word passed the human turned demon's lips, the door slammed open revealing an upset redhead. A sour look on his face as he slumped on a chair.

"No luck with the girls?" Hakkai asked glancing at his friend.

One fierce look gave the whole story. Turned down several times over. "Hn." with that grunted Gojyo turned his attention to the quickly disappearing food. "Hey monkey save some for the rest of us." he growled sending a fiery glare at the brunette.

"You were late. So I get to eat it all." Goku explained with a huge grin. Mischief shining in his big golden eyes. They were daring the other to try and get some food.

Gojyo scolded. He wasn't in the mood to fight to get food. But with the way the monkey was acting there would be no other way. With a sigh he caved and started the usual table turning war to get what ever food he could.

Sanzo in the mean time was sitting comfortable in a chair reading the local paper sipping his tea. Glad he decided to hold the cup rather then leave it resting on the table. He lost many a cup of tea to the duo and the never ending food war.

"I'm sorry for the disturbance… again." Hakkai told the Innkeeper with a small bow. A sweat drop on the back of his head. It was embarrassing how irksome his friends could be.

The Innkeeper had a worried look on his face. "Please as soon as you will, leave. I'll allow the previous damages to slide by as long as you can leave without breaking anything else." it was clear the man was fearing for his small little establishment.

Sanzo having overheard the conversation, pulled out his paper fan and proceeded to hit his companions over the head with it. Both males started to rub the back of their heads to stop the pain from getting worse.

"Sanzo," Goku whined, " that hurt."

"Yeah man. What was it for anyways?" Gojyo asked having missed the exchange between his friend and the Innkeeper.

"Its getting late. I want to leave now." the priest replied coolly. Eyes glaring small daggers daring the other to complain.

"But we haven't finished eating yet. There are still a few more meat buns on the table I was saving for last." the monkey protested. Sanzo had stuck his finger in his ear clearly not caring what his charge was saying.

The priest's glare hardened as he swung the fan to hit the teenager's head again. "I said we're leaving." his tone icy cold.

Goku pouted as he looked back down at the delicious food. He always hated leaving good grub to get tossed away. However, he reluctantly followed his master's orders and left the table to gather his things so they could leave town.

"Hakkai are we lost again?" Gojyo asked. The group stood in the middle of a dense forest, with little sunlight sprinkling through the leaf canopy above them. Mentioned person was looking over a map trying to figure out where they were. His dragon resting on a shoulder looking at the map too.

"Gojyo you of all people should know I don't get lost. Temporarily misplaced, yes. But never lost." the ex-teacher explained pointing his finger in the air.

Sanzo snarled as he snatched the map away from his most logical friend. "You're holding it the wrong way." the monk explained angrily. Turning the map the right way and looking it over. After a few minutes he spotted the trail. "We need to go in a south direction to get to the trail." his calm yet angry voice told the group.

Hakkai nodded and headed in the direction the priest pointed out. A few hours later the group found their way to the trail. Hakuryu transformed into the jeep, since now they had enough space to drive, and waited for the other to pile in. Soon the group was speeding off in a westward direction to reach their final destination.

"Look big brother. I see the Sanzo party." Lirin explained pointing off to the left. It was once the castle was safely behind them that Lirin puffed out of doll form.

Kou looked to where his sister was pointing to see a small dust cloud behind a fast moving green object. "Yaone, Doku we're landing." the demon prince ordered guiding his dragon over to a shadowed area ahead of the Sanzo party.

'Prepare yourself Sanzo. This will be our final meeting. One of us will either surrender or die here.' a cold look of determination crossed Kou's face as he and his team waited for the priest and crew to get closer before ambushing them.

Lirin: i know this was kind of short. but im working on other things at the moment (like school work) and dont have much time to work on fics right now. But i will update as soon as i can.

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