A.N. just want to thank cityhick for their thoughtful review and to ask everyone for constructive comments yes I just gave you all an engraved invitation to flame me where I stand any who onto the story. I think it obvious that I don't own fairy tail or any other fandoms that might be mentioned in this story this will be your only warning. In the comments please tell me what you think ton-ton's powers should be. Be warned grammar matters little to me if at all basically if my A.P. teacher doesn't care I don't either
STORY
'Now this is a story all about how
my life got flipped-turned upside down
and I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became a guacamole slayer of fairy tail'
Yeaa I was humming that when my little brother and a bag of stuff fell on my head well at least I won't be alone suddenly ton-ton was all up in my face screaming "LEX, WHERE ARE WE AND WHERE IS NIINII AND NEE-CHAN SHOULDN'T THEY BE WATCHING US WHEN MOMMY AND DADA AREN'T HOME?!" I wiggled my ears which were bleeding profusely and I'm pretty sure my eyes were those spirals with my soul hanging out my mouth but ton-ton shoved it back down. He looked down bashfully "sorry Lex I–what are you wearing!?" I look down to see the most unassuming but comfortable outfit ever (look up Gothar from 7 deadly sins for outfit info) I look at ton-ton he looks like a bad Negi knock-off his outfit was perfect but he had my same dark blood w/ yellow gold high lights actually the only real difference is the fact besides height and age is his eyes stayed the same expressive silver-blue while mine change constantly and w/out warning.
We both had our hair the same defiant (to our family) ear-scraping length while the rest of our 'family' keeps theirs at least mid-back or longer we thought it stupid and harder to manage so *chop* it's gone after that the only one that didn't look at us with disdain was our older brother C.J. or bubbles but he moved out so now we have no one to give a bloody heck about us and now we're trapped in the fairy tail realm not knowing when where or exactly why I mean 'fix all of fairy tail's' mistakes that could be a number of things but none of them really need fixing and why did they decide to rip ton-ton from our home and shove him here with us- wow that brief description turned to a full-on rant and ton-tons saying something "-other! Big sister! HALLLOWWW! YOU OKAY IN THERE!" "Yeah just lost in thought" ton-ton frowns at me "well do you at least know where we are?" "Yeah we're on earthland it's not that bad we just have to find fairy tail and we're set." I said the last part with no small amount of uncertainty and ton-ton heard it he whispered "but where on earthland and when?"
That stumped me he knew just what questions I was trying to avoid I look down and open my mouth to answer him when I hear a bunch of squeals. For the first time I actually look around and see that we're in an alley and there are like 30 girls standing in a circle and I recognized one of them. A large grin erupts on my face and ton-ton says "your eyes just turned red gold streaks so either you're irritated or about to pull a prank" "prank." I say simply finally looking through the bag that fell on my head with ton-ton inside were a few other outfits ones from home I frown looking back down at my clothes it kinda looked like I just got out of the hospital which was fine at the moment so I went back to searching. When I looked in the tech pocket I laughed my laptop was in there and so was my charger and solar charging port. Underneath the clothes was a whole bunch of my old self defense tools such as fishing string and flour while there are some new things to most I have experience with and can use then I saw the stash of guacamole and flipped. Forgetting the number of people that were standing feet away from me I yelled and ranted to little bro about my mortal enemy guacamole and all the times it has caused my downfall all the while he sat giggling as I drew a crowd when I ran out of both breath and steam I heard roarous laughter from all around me. I flush and snap "well shows over folks I'm sure you've got better things to do with your time then laugh at me, you too ton-ton shut up!" I could feel my eyes change from annoyed pink to scared yellow and green. Natsu looks shocked Lucy looked confused and curious bore slightly scared same with the other girls and ton-ton is looking at me worriedly until he remembered the crowd he turned to them and growled snapping his teeth at bora in particular. Bora tried to get close but ton-ton did something that shocked me to the bone HE BIT BORA. It confused me he had never shown violent tendencies before but I guess that sometimes a new world stresses people out just that much.
END