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Chapter 1: Busted.(Negi "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!")

Oh this is important.

"normal talking"

'Thoughts'

'Senbon Zakura talking'

"Spells or Kido"

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Byakuya stared at the class roster after school trying to deduce which of the 31 students was Hisana. Just then his Soul Page started to ring. "Hello." Byakuya said in his signature stoic manner.

"HI!" came the answer from the other end of the phone. "How was your first day of classes?!"

"Kisuke this had better be important."

"It is. This is about the gigai (bodies that Soul Reapers use while in the world of the living) your using. It's a special one."

"How's that? It's not like the one you had Rukia use is it?"

"Oh no no no no no. This one does contain reishi but its levels are so high you can't come out of it until it deteriorates in a year. However there are some upsides to this predicament. 1: You can still use Kido (Soul Reaper spells). 2: To use your zanpaku-to (The swords that Soul Repers use) all you have to do is say 'sword unsheath' and it'll appear in your hand. You can even perform Shikai (a zanpaku-to's first release) and Bankai (a zanpaku-to's full release). Also Rukia packed her note book on Wholes (Good spirits) and Hollows (Mindless evil spirits) a Shihakusho (Soul Reaper uniform) and a hiori (White coats that captain Soul Reapers wear that has the number of there squad on it, in Byakuya's case his has the Kanji for eight on it) in your bag as well as a scabbard I made for Senbon Zakura (Thousand Cherry Blossoms and the name of Byakuya's zanpaku-to).

"Thank you for the information, Kisuke. Anything else?"

"Yeah! Don't be a jerk and take advantage of your young students!"

Byakuya hung up the Soul Page. 'What an idiot. How he became a captain I'll never know.'Just then Byakuya looked over to his left and right to make sure no one was around and said "Sword unsheath." And a katana appeared in his hand. Byakuya looked in his bag and found the scabbared and sheathed Senbon Zakura and tied it to his bag.

Byakuya got up and started to walk and saw Negi use his magic to save a student from falling and hitting her neck. Byakuya looked at the roster to look up the girl who was Nodoka Miyazaki who was over all obsessed with books. Byakuya also looked up Asuna Kagurazaka, the red head from the morning and only learned that she was in art club. At that time Asuna came and swooped up Negi and his belongings and spirited him off some where.

Byakuya went over to Nodoka. "Are you all right Miyazaki-san?" Nodoka just looked down sheepishly and nodded. Nodoka's shyness reminded Byakuya of Hisana when they first met after a riot in the Rukongai (Slum area of the Soul Society). Byakuya looked around the area and saw all the books that Nodoka was carrying before her fall. "Here let me help you pick these up." Nodoka only nodded again. The two of them picked up all the books and Nodoka went on her way. Byakuya then started to look for Negi. He caught up with another teacher Takamichi two of them found Negi and Asuna however Asuna was pantie-less and the wind was left immidiatly but Byakuya stayed behind as damage control.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Asuna yelled.

"That's not supposed to happen." Negi said apollogetically. "I guess the Ancient Beings don't speak japanese. Memory still there, huh?"

"STILL THERE?!?!?!?!?!?!?! My humiliation will be seared into my brain until I die which I hope is soon!!!!"Asuna screamed.

Byakuya spoke up in his same stoic manner as if he never saw Asuna pantie-less. "Kagurazaka-san you should want to live."

Asuna nodded. "I do. Long enough to make this brat's life a living hell." She grabbed Negi's suit and shoved him against a tree.

"Asuna give me a break! I was just trying to keep my magic a secret" Negi cried

Byakuya grabbed Asuna's arm and she let Negi go. "You need to calm down, Kagurazaka-san. From what I can tell waht happened was nothing more than a mere accident. He didn't mean to embarress you."

Asuna was taken back by how calm and stoic Byakuya was that she blurted out, "How can you be so calm and stoic, Kuchiki-sensei?" When Asuna realized what she said she blushed beat red. "I-i-i-i-i'm sorry, Sensei!"

Byakuya thoughtswent to a point in time where Hisana asked him that exact same question before they were married. "It's okay, Kagurazaka-san. I guess my stoic nature must be odd to you." Asuna started to shake her head when a Hollow appeared. Byakuya pushed Asuna out of its way pointed at it and said, "Hado 6: Byakurai (White Lightning)" a bolt of pale lightning struck the Hollow in between the eyes.

"What was that?!?!?!?!?!?!?!" Negi and Asuna asked in unison.

"If you want me to explain you'd better sit down." Byakuya said getting Rukia's notebook. Byakuya then explained to the two of them with the help of Rukia's drawings about how Soul Reapers help Wholes cross over and how they purify Hollows as well as the Soul Society. When he was done he asked, "Any questions?"

Asuna raised her hand."Why are your drawings so bad?"

"My sister drew them."

"Oh."

Byakuya put the chart away. "Any way that's the gist of it."

Asuna and Negi nodded and then the three of them went to the cafeteria to find a surprise party waiting for Byakuya and Negi. "Welcome to Mahora Senseis!" The night was filled with partying Asuna and Negileft the party while Byakuya was talking to Setsuna Sakurazaki who knew that he's a Soul Reaper. At that point some of the girls started to scream that Negi was a pervert while he tried to proclaim his innocence. The scene actually did the impossible: Byakuya actually started to laugh!

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