"Fine!" Ash snorted sitting on the couch crossing her arms and sticking her lip out.
"You hold that lip out anymore you'll trip over it." Tia smiled.
"Blow it out your ear ok?" Ash asked turning her head away from Tia.
Tia looked over at Brock and Reba, who were trying so hard not to laugh.
Ash shot them both evil glances and kept staring at them until her eye began to twitch.
"Enough." Tia hissed. Ash shot her a dirty look and finally relaxed.
"OK now I believe apologies are in order," Tia started "ok Ash, you go first." Tia said giving her attention to her cousin.
Ash's mouth hung open. She was the one who always was the apology, not the apologizer.
"You can forget that!" Ash shouted jumping to her feet.
"She has a bit of a temper." Brock commented.
"You wanna go at it again old man?!" Ash yelled about to jump him.
"I am not old!" Brock yelled.
"Well you are 50." Reba said.
"Shut up!" Brock said to her.
"Don't tell her to shut up she's telling the truth!" Ash yelled.
"Who are you tell me what to do?" Brock asked.
"Oh that does it!" Ash said. She jumped at Brock and he fell to the floor.
Tia shut her eyes and put her hand on her forehead, this was not going at all how'd she'd planned.
Ash and Brock continued to fight on the floor until a loud whistle made them both freeze.
Ash punched Brock in the face while the two stared at Reba who's face was now red and hot from crying.
"Ok you two kids, go sit down and be nice to each other, or so help me God I will put you both in the ground do you understand!?" Reba screamed.
Ash got up first and kicked Brock in the stomach as she walked over to the chair and sat down.
Brock sat on the other side of the room rubbing his head and covering his eye with his hand. The only person who had beaten him up was Reba, and that was when they were little.
"OK now you two talk it out, I'll be right back, Tia, Cheyenne come with me." Reba said grabbing Tia's shirt and Cheyenne's and tugging them the short distance to the kitchen.
"Ok why do those two hate the fire out of each other?" Reba asked.
"Well Ash thinks Brock is C7 a y, and that's pretty much it." Tia said.
"C7 a y?" Cheyenne asked. "What does that mean?" Cheyenne finished.
"It means gay." Tia replied.
"Ohhh I get it." Cheyenne said thinking about it for a minute.
"Yeaaah." Tia said. She really was a dumb blond.
"Ok, she thinks Brock is gay, and he must hate her for something she's done in the past I guess." Reba said.
"Well, they've never really met until now, and I hadn't met him either, until my blinding encounter." Tia shuddered.
"Oh you wanna get your ace whipped again?!" All of them heard from the other room.
"Oh boy." Tia said under her breath as she looked around the corner.
Ash was about to jump up from the chair again, she could tell.
"Reba go do something!" Tia yelled.
"What do you want me to do?" Reba asked looking at the scene and picturing what was going to happen.
"I'll do it." Cheyenne said as she walked out the opening.
Ash was trying not to growl when Cheyenne put a hand on her shoulder.
"You know what, let's me and you go do something." Cheyenne said.
"Do it before she kills me!" Brock retorted.
Cheyenne looked at him and raised her eyebrows as if to say "Don't worry I will."
"Where do you wanna go?" Ash asked.
"How about we go singing, after all I am a pro." Cheyenne said smiling at her comment.
"No! I mean, how about I just sing, because I am a little more pro then you." Ash said quickly.
"Ok well you're going to have to prove it." Cheyenne said nicely as she grabbed her keys and walked out the door.
"Oh don't worry, my dog howls better then her." Ash said as she followed her out.
"So Tia, where did you say you were from?" Reba asked she was setting the table then suddenly Barbra Jean came busting in the door.
"Hey Reba!" She said chipperly.
"Oh crap." Tia muttered. If there was another person Ash hated more then Brock, it had to be Barbra Jean.
"Hey BJ." Reba said winking at Tia.
"Well who is your little friend?" Barbra Jean asked.
"Name's Tia and you're BJ." Tia said folding her arms across her chest.
"Wow we got a little psychic huh Reba?" Barbra Jean smiled.
"No, I just w... am well known to this family?" Tia shrugged her shoulders at how dumb that sounded, but she didn't care, if she had said "Oh I watch this show all the time." She would've been in trouble.
"Ok." Reba replied a little more confused then before.
A few hours later, Reba, Brock, and Tia were sitting in the living room, when Van and Cheyenne walked in the door with surprised looks on their faces.
"What's wrong?" Tia asked.
Van kinda made a gasping noise with his mouth and had to hang onto the coatrack to keep from falling and Cheyenne just kept standing there with her mouth open.
"What is it? Speak!" Reba said.
"She...is...awsome." Van gasped sounding like a girl.
"Who? Cheyenne?" Brock asked.
"No, her." Cheyenne said pointing to Ash as she walked in the door.
Brock let out a shrill scream and ran through the kitchen and out the backdoor.
"I love myself." Ash laughed as she sat down on the armrest of the couch.
"Why do you treat him that way?" Tia asked.
"Because it's rather funny and it's so easy." Ash replied.
"I like your answer." Tia said sarcastically.
"Yeah it was a good answer was it not?" Ash asked smirking.
"Ash, what did you do to these two that made them come in here like the just got back from the embalming ward?" Reba asked.
"Mom, she is a singer, like really good, like amazing." Cheyenne finally said.
"Really? What did you do?" Reba asked.
"Hey! Ashton The Fox, can I talk to you for a quick second?" Tia said pulling at her shirt.
"Yeah, brb." Ash said.
"Brb? what's that mean Van?" Reba asked.
"Idk." van answered back.
As Van and Reba continued to argue, well Van text talked and Reba would ask what it meant, Tia and Ash were trying to think of a way out of this psychotic world.
No, I am not trying to say I am a good singer, but it just kinda fit in and besides I only wrote the first part, a friend of mine took over and did ok. Thanks!
Love,
Ash