Author's note:
More stuff for ya. Enjoy.
I will not ride my skateboard down the corridors.
I will not stick chewed gum under the staircase railings.
I won't overuse contractions in formal writing.
I will not say Harry Potter got his scar from being struck by lightning.
I will not attempt to order a hit on Professor Snape.
I will not publicly read aloud the infamous fanfiction "My Immortal" ever again.
I will not submit a PowerPoint to any professor instead of a written report.
... And I will not write that report on anything other than parchment, especially not toilet paper.
I will not attempt to run an underground tattoo parlor with Professor Umbridge's quill.
I will not blast Vaporwave or Simpsonwave during the Yule Ball.
No respectable Brit enjoys American sitcoms, so I will never again mention Seinfeld or my personal life.
I will not ask Harry Potter if he has PTSD.
I will not ask Draco Malfoy if he has more brain cells than he lets on.
Even though I am myself muggle-born, that is not an excuse for me to call others "Mudblood".
I will not use the Harry Potter Wikia as a source for my reports.
I will not call transfigured objects "trannies".
I will not ask if The Dark Lord killed as many people as Joseph Stalin.
I will make "edgy" jokes during class or any other time (except for on the chalkboard, apparently).
I will not ask Percy Weasley about the importance of non-melting cauldrons.
I will not send legitimate pictures of the Loch Ness Monster to muggles.
Author's Note
Let me know if you want more.
Also let me know if you want a straight up story-story about "The Simpsons" and "Harry Potter", 'cause I'll do it, you know. For you guys. It's going to be your good ole "*blank* from ((insert fandom here)) goes to Hogwarts" type thing but with more comedy, more satire, and of course, more Simpsons. Let me know in the comments or reviews section or whatever they call it.