Cliché 1: Healing an Injured Sess

Date: Jan 14, 2007

Pairing: Sess/Kag

EDITED: Jan 15, 2007 (HUGE THX and many chocolate ship cookies to Fiasco and jo jo for being my first two reviewers!! I wuv you! Expect a mention in the next part, whenever I get it done 3)

Summary: Kagome finds Inu with Kik (big surprise -.-) and runs away, only to come across an injured Demon Lord she feels compelled (hey I'd be compelled too XD) to help. Will love ensue? You bet your ass it will!

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Kagome was walking along, minding her own business, when all of a sudden she tripped and stumbled into a clearing. What was up with that?!? She was always stumbling into clearings! Wasn't it enough that she had no cooking skills to speak of? But now she had to be clumsy too? Life was unjust.

She huffed as she got up and brushed dirt off of her skirt.

Kagome was very upset, because now she had ruined yet another skirt. She was so very upset, that she failed to notice Inuyasha and Kikyo locked in a passionate embrace, under the tree a few feet away.

The couple just continued their activities and waited for her to notice what they were doing. Because everyone knows this story will get nowhere until Kagome runs away crying because of them.

"Great, another skirt ruined. Mama's just gonna love this. What's this make now? A million and one?"

Thinking along the lines of skirts she came to wonder why the hell her skirt never flipped up, even when in battle. Really, it was impossible! Her skirt completely defied all laws of gravity! Not that she knew what the laws were but still! HAH. Take that Newton. Maybe her skirts were magical. Or maybe the show was rated Pg-13 and the showing of panties was prohibited. Too bad for Miroku.

'Any time now…' the two under the tree thought.

Why? Why was it always her who got kidnapped, and targeted? Why was it always her who had to be clumsy and useless? Did she have a sign on her forehead saying "Weakest link; must be saved"? She thought not!

Now, the couple under the tree were getting a bit impatient. Couldn't Kagome just look, cry, bitch, insult, heap guilt on Inuyasha, and get it over with? They really just wanted to get to their break time, which they could only get once they finished their part in the story. They'd been snogging for the last ten bloody lines! Cripes, could the girl be more slow? Finally Inuyasha attempted to get her attention.

"Um, Kagome? Making out with Kikyo here. You know? The one who tried to kill you? And gave our shards to Naraku? And trying to steal the excellent specimen of the male species that is me from you? Yeah that on-"

"HUSH! I'm trying to be angry at my skirt here!"

Inuyasha was so annoying. Always being macho and trying to prove how strong he is. Then he has to go and interrupt her analysis of her skirt. Look at him standing there impatiently, with his arms around Kikyo. Humph. Loser. She ought to give him a piece of her mi- Hey. Wait a damn minute! Backtrack a sentence there. HIS ARMS AROUND KIKYO?!? WHY THAT LITTLE- okay. Calm down. Breath. In, out. In, out. She was better than him. She'd be reasonable. She'd only sit him to America after she deep fried his ass. That sucker better be ready to meet his maker.

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insert scene where Kagome basically blows up and starts crying, bitching, insulting, and heaping guilt on Inuyasha in general

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……insert Jeopardy/Elevator music……

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…………………and now on with the story.

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"-AND I KNOW YOU STILL SLEEP WITH THAT TEDDY BEAR I GAVE YOU! SISSY! I HATE YOU INUYASHAAA!!!!! SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT DAMN IT! SIT SIT SIT!"

Boy, Kagome was on a roll! It felt so good to let him have it! Who knew saying a three letter word could be so therapeutic? Now that she'd started, there was no stopping her; short of knocking her out and dragging her away from the prone body of her first love. A.k.a her soon to be on the brink of death EX-first love.

"Oh my Inuyasha, you like a bit worse for wear. Why don't you SIT down next to where I'm SITting? Everyone has to SIT down once in awhile. Isn't SITting just relaxing? I love to SIT and admire the view."

Huffing, out of breath, and finally out of things to say, Kagome whipped around and prepared to make her dramatic exit from the meadow. But being the clumsy person she is, she tripped over a tree root that was conveniently placed in her path.

Damn. So much for the dramatic exit. Stupid tree.

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AN:…and that my friends, is the beginning of a work of art!

Otaku-Hime: LIAR!

Okay okay, so I'm no genius, but one can hope, no? Geez, I thought you were my friend…

Anyways, I hope you liked it. DON'T WORRY! Pt2 will be coming asap. At the end I'll put it all together, but right now it's 3:30am and I'm dead tired. Not to mention I have tons of things due soon that I haven't even started. Smart huh?

Oyasumi Minna-san! PLZ REVIEW! Pretty Please? With a cherry on top? -Big Puppy Eyes-