Rules for the Avengers

by casualty the facts

Extactly what the title says rules for the Avengers involing the Son Of Coal ( what Thor says as Colsons name ) and new shield agents. Also includes Wade Wilson (Deadpool )Please review. I would love to know what you think so constructive criticism. This is all my work you can request a rule you will get credit for it. If you want a rule oneshoted reason just put the number box

2. Chapter 2

Rules for the Avengers

"Well how many have we lost ? "Fury asks . "Only one so far Nick." Colson replied . "AAAAAAAHHHHHH

leave me alone !"a Agent screamed "Not until I get my revenge ou before you die would you rather get kebabied

or get punched to Death? " Deadpool asked the agent "Neither? " the agent replied "Well kebab it is then..." "DEADPOOL GET YOUR BUT HERE NOW ." Fury commanded. "But I was going to kill him."Wade whined.

"Maria , get the agent and make him read the rules then fire him. "Fury yet again commanded. "Let me guess you want to kill him because he touched you." Fury asked . Deadpool slowly nodded his head "Off you go no more attempting to murder people " Fury told him " Yes Nick."Deadpool said saluting before leaving . Maria came back I got the agents to read the rules .

RULE 28 : Never talk about Clintasha around Clint and Natasha

RULE 29 : Please don't ask about Budapest or Afghanistan.

RULE 30 : DON'T SAY A WORDS ABOUT THE CIRCUS UNLESS YOU WANTS AN ARROW THOUGH

KNEE.

RULE 31 : You can talk about Pepperrony though (Tony and Pepper ).

RULE 32 : was made to have it you weren't.

RULE 33 : Whenever Steve and Tony are arguing don't shout Cival war (Clint it got old the 50th time)

RULE 34 : Don't play gangham style in the Avengers tower it leads to a very excited hulk and a demolished

tower.

RULE 35 : JUST DON'T ship any Avengers together.

RULE 36 : Don't touch Deadpool unless you want to die .

RULE 37 : Don't poke Bruce .

RULE 38 : No jokes .

RULE 39 : No strip poker.

RULE 40: No telling Thor about the Nyan anough said

RULE 41 : No watching any : Avengers , Deadpool , Captain America , Iron Man , Ant Man wait just don't

watch any Marvel movie.

RULE 42 : Anyone who calls Nick Fury pirate will be punished .

RULE 43 : Stop posting musiclys we have had 12 stalkers this week.

RULE 45 : No Colson and Clint aren't together .

RULE 46 : Colson was like a dad to Clint.

RULE 47 : Clint, Natasha and Colson are like a family.

RULE 48 : Clint saved Natasha Clint did not get punished .

RULE 49 : Spider Man is not Clints and Natashas son.

RULE 50 : Clint and Sam stop saying I'm a bird mother f****r .

RULE 51 : Clint when killing people stop saying caw caw mother f****r.

"Come on agents pack up there's a mission for you . "Maria told them . The agents packed up their stuff and left but one left their rule book . Scott walked by and grabbed the book. This is going to be a intreasting night Scott thought .

Well it's out. You all know you can request a rule you will be credited . Thanks to gandalf537 for following me and the story ; Black ' Victor Cachat for following the story and checking my grammar and MsSquidRunner for following me and the story plus favouriteing the story. Reamber that any rules you want to see in a one shot just put the number in the review box .You will be told if your request got in they will be in a new story called " Why are these rules well rules" .Now it's time to reply to your Reviews !

Reviews

• Guest : Thanks for reviewing and I will get onto the one shot for rule 15 and 16 . They will be in a story called "Why are these rules well rules " check it out.

• gandalf537 : I thought it was pretty funny to do you want a one shot for it ?

• Black' Victor Cachat : Thanks for reviewing also thanks for helping with my grammar.

• drawinghobo12 : Here's your wish an update.

• MsSquidRunner : Your wish is my command rule 1 and 20 will be on why are these rules well rules .check it.

•Bucky Lover : order up .

Next time the avengers read a chapter of the rules.