Yuki: I is back! I is back! I is back!

Alucard: I think they got it.

Yuki: Why do you always have to put a damper on the mood.

Alucard: Because I like ruining it for you.

Yuki: One of these days. POW! To the moon!

Alucard: One of these days. BITE!

Yuki: Hehe. Really now would we have to go that far?

Alucard: We just might. If you don't hurry up and get on with the story.

Yuki: O.k. here it is. Wait does that mean you like the story?

Alucard: You will never know.

Yuki: Aww…Come on.

Alucard: Nope.

Yuki: Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeease!

Alucard: Now is that really necessary?

Yuki: Pretty pretty pretty pretty please!

Alucard: Now you're just being pathetic.

Disclaimer: I don't own Hellsing. There short sweet and to the point

Ten Years Later

"Hello, I' am Sir Integra Hellsing. Leader of the Hellsing Organization." Said Integra standing in front of a group of mercenaries. To he left stood Alucard and Pip. On her right were Seras and Walter.

Integra was welcoming in new members of the Hellsing. (AN: I'm not doing the Introduction for it because I'm lazy.). After Integra explained everything about Hellsing, Pip and Alucard took the recruits on a tour of the mansion.

"Alright so that was the kitchen, the mess hall, and the bunks. Should we show them the lab?" asked Pip "Or is she busy?"

"No she's not busy. I can here the rock music playing." Said Alucard.

Pip noticed the confused faces of the recruits.

"The lab is where the youngest member of Hellsing works." clarified Pip "Whenever she's working on something and doesn't want to be disturbed you will hear hip hop and rap music. If it's just another day of random experiments you will hear rock and country music playing. If she's sleeping or is completely bored and has no clue what to do you will hear other forms of music."

"If you're done explaining. Lets go." Said Alucard

Alucard, Pip, and the recruits made their way to the lab. They stopped in front of a door that had a sign on it that read:

S-T-R-E-S-S

That confusion created when one's

Mind overrides the bodies basic

Desire to choke the living shit out of

Some asshole who desperately

Needs it

Alucard knocked on the door.

"One second." Someone called from inside.

Suddenly there was an explosion. The door flew off the hinges. A fifteen ear old girl with glasses then started flying through the door way from the force of the explosion. Luckily Alucard caught her before she crashed into the wall. Gray smoke spilled out of the lab and into the hall slowly disappearing.

"Cough. Cough. Wow didn't expect that to happen." Said the girl taking off her glasses to clean them.

"I'm just wondering how your going to explain this to your mother." Said Alucard still holding the girl in the air by her lab coat. "You remember what happened last time."

"I know Dad. I know." She sighed then she finally took notice of the new recruits. "These the new recruits?" she asked some what disappointed.

"Yes they are." Said Pip and Alucard. Alucard finally setting her down.

"Uncle Pip I'm sorry to say but it looks like your going to have to cover the basics." She looked at the recruits again before turning back to them. "A lot."

"Yeah." Said Pip sadly. He then got a huge grin on his face. "But luckily Seras and I are leaving for our month long anniversary vacation today. So I won't be training them. That honor has fallen on the some what capable shoulders of your Father."

"Oh, well good luck Dad. I shall tell Mom of your bravery."

"Thanks I feel so at ease." Said Alucard sarcastically

"We'll I need to hurry up and get this tour over with. Seras is in our room packing our stuff and she wants to know if there's anything specific I need to pack."

"O.k. bye Uncle Pip. You and Aunt Seras have fun."

"See ya kiddo."

Pip and the recruits then disappeared down the hall leaving Alucard with Ellion.

"So Ellie what exactly were you doing to cause that explosion?"

"Testing an experimental explosive."

"And you didn't expect it to explode because?"

"Because I'm trying to get it to where it explodes, seconds after I add the other liquid to it! Not right when the other liquid is added."

"I feel your pain Ellie. It's the same pain I feel when your Mom starts trying to shoot me. Anyway I've got to go kill one of the new recruits."

"Why?"

"Because he was thinking about your Mom and you in sexual ways."

"Which one?"

"The one the has the scar on his face with the eye and most of his teeth missing."

"Oh." Ellie got a look of disgust on her face, visibly shaking from the disgust.

"I know."

Alucard took a moment to look at his daughter. Ten years passes so quickly. Ellion had gotten taller. She was about an inch shorter than Integra now. Her blue eyes were brighter and her blonde hair was now as long as Integra's. Her skin was now dangerously close to the same tint as Alucard's. They both also shared their sharp facial features. Ellion maybe Alucard and Integra's adoptive daughter but she came dangerously close to looking like one of their real children might be. Although Ellion still didn't know she was adopted. Alucard was still amazed that the queen allowed them to keep her and have her e the heir to the Hellsing bloodline. All Alucard could do was smile.

Beep. Beep. Beep.

"Oh. It's time for me to get going Dad." Said Ellion taking of he lab cat and revealing her school uniform. She wore a black skirt and a white blouse with a black sweater vest over it. She had on white knee highs, and black penny loafers

Ellion ran and grabbed her school bag. She then ran up to Alucard. Alucard leaned down and let her kiss him on the cheek.

"Ellie it's time for school." Said Integra walking towards them.

"I know I was just saying bye to Dad real quick."

"O.k. Walter is waiting for you down stairs."

"O.k. bye mom." Said Ellion kissing Integra on the cheek and running out of sight.

"She's grown up so fast." Said Integra

"I know." Said Alucard coming up behind her and encircling her waist with his arms. "Hey you want to have another?"

Integra gave him a look. "I was just kidding."

"You'd better be." She said kissing Alucard on the lips. "You know what tomorrow is right?"

"Yes that stupid ball that the Queen wants you, me, and Ellion to attend."

"Yes. Does Ellion remember?"

"Yes I talked about it to her earlier to day."

"Guess what."

"What?"

"The Queen wants Ellion to bring a date."

Alucard visibly froze. Integra chuckled.

"Don't worry Alucard she's already expressed to me how she is not going to date till she graduates college."

"Good." Alucard then relaxed again. "No daughter of mine is going to go out with some hormonal teenage boy."

"I told her about the Queen wanting her to bring a date. And she asked if she could just bring one of the guy's she's friends with." Alucard opened his mouth to say something but Integra cut him off. "I told her it was o.k."

"As long as you say it's o.k. I'll try my best not to make it visible that I don't like it. Did she say who she was going to ask?"

"I think she said she was going to ask Bryan."

"Oh."

"Oh what?"

"I don't know what it is but, there's just something about that kid."

"I know you're a little iffy with Bryan but, you better behave or she'll never let you near any of her friends ever again. That and you'll probably be getting some of her glares sent your way."

"Yeah, the glaring reminds me of you." Said Alucard with a smirk.

"How sweet." Said Integra sarcastically.

"I know."

They then slowly leaned in and shared a sweet and gentle kiss. Both smiling as they do.

"Are you in the mood to have some fun?" asked Alucard

"Maybe just maybe." Said Integra tracing hi lips with her index finger.

They then started walking down the hall towards their chambers hand in hand.

Ever since Ellion first arrived Integra and Alucard started sharing a bedroom so as not to make Ellion suspicious. As the years went by they became closer and soon they were married. Although the only ones who know this are Pip, Walter, Seras, and Ellion, although Ellion was told that they were renewing their vows. And as amazing as it seems, no one has dies yet.

"Bryan!" called Ellion as she stepped out of the car waving at her best friend.

"Hey El!" called her friend Bryan. Bryan had spiky blonde hair and dark green eyes. He was a couple inches taller then her. He had a little bit of muscle but, not too much. He had thin feminine looking frame for a guy. On his left ear dangled a little angel wing earring. He wore the same thing she did except he wore slacks instead of a skirt. He and Ellion were in the same grade although he's older than Ellion by a few months.

Ellion walked toward him after saying her good bye to Walter.

"What's up El?" asked Bryan. Hoping off of a picnic able in front of the school, stuffing his headphones in his bag as he walked toward her.

"Nothing just blew my lab at home up. You?"

"Nothing except that my parents disowned me."

"What?! Why? "

"They found out."

"About you being gay?"

"Yep. Although they are nice enough to let me stay until I find a place to live."

"How thoughtful of them but, still poor Brybry." She said giving him a hug. "How did they find out anyway?"

"Mother doesn't know the meaning of the word knock."

"She walked in on you watching your 'movie'."

"Yep. And it was at the good part to."

"I'm sorry big brother."

"Is o.k. little sister." Said Bryan. Sitting in his seat at the desk him and Ellion shared for their first period class.

Ellion and Bryan have been friends since Ellion first attending school in the sixth grade. She was home schooled till, until Walter finally talked Integra and Alucard into letting her attend an actual school. He used the excuse that it would allow her social skills to improve. The very fist friend she made was Bryan. When she first met Bryan he cam straight out and told her he was gay. She didn't understand so he explained it to her. She then understood and stayed friends. They became so close that they thought of each other as brother and sister.

"Oh I just remembered. Bryan, me and my parents are being forced to go to this ball the Queen is having. For some reason she wants me to have a date. You want to go with me?"

"Sure. But can I…"

"Yes you can do my hair, make up, and nails."

"Yes! Then of course I'll go."

"Yes! Now I don't have to go and completely embarrass myself by asking some other guy out. I love having a gay friend." She said starting o play with his earring.

"I know you do. And I love the fact that there's someone at this school who understands me." He said.

"Yeah. I'm not all 'oh your gay you're a Satanist' person. That's why I'm Baptist."

"You still haven't told them have you?"

"Nope and if I play my cards right they'll never know not catholic."

"I'll pray for your secretiveness."

"Thank you and I'll pray that you find a place to stay."

"Thanks."

"Hey. Why don't you stay with me and my parents in the mansion? I'm sure they wouldn't mind. Plus their always looking for some kind of excuse to see and meet my friends. Although introductions won't be a problem."

"No offense Ellie but your parents kind of scare me."

"Why?"

"Well for one your Dad. Those reds eyes that look like they are burning into my soul. Those very sharp canines, the way he can hear just about everything that's going on, and how he just appears out of no where. It's almost like he's so into vampires and all that stuff that he's acting like one."

"O.k. you got me there. My Dad can creep people out very easily but there's a reason. So what about my mom?"

"The way that she's always going around as if there's some big secret the government is taking part in. Same with your grandpa, your Aunt Seras, and your Uncle Pip. Although they seem some what more easy going than your parents."

"There's a really good reason."

"And what would that be?"

"Well it's a family secret."

"So then you can tell me." Said Bryan grinning. "We are close enough to be family after all. You did tell me about your special 'abilities' after all."

"Hmm….that is true." said Ellion with a sly grin. "Fine I'll tell you. But don't freak out and don't tell anyone else or I'll get the rust spork out."

"First off who am I going to tell? Second you still have the rust spork?"

"Yep, you never know when some psycho gay protester may try to attack my big brother." She said yelling and shaking her fist playfully.

"Aww, how sweet. This is why I love having a little sister. She says that she will willingly castrate someone for me." Said Bryan giving Ellion an enduring and playful nuggie.

"I know, anyways do you promise?" said Ellion finally getting away from the nuggie.

"Would I ever do anything to break your trust?"

"No."

"Then yes I promise."

"Well…." Ellion leaned into Bryan ear and started to whisper. When Ellion finished and looked at Bryan. Bryan went wide eyed and slowly turned to face her.

"No friggin' way." He said

"Yes way."

"So the red eyes and the teeth that looks like fangs…"

"Yep."

"And what about your mom is she…"

"No…" she leaned into tell him some more. When she pulled away. Bryan had a blank wide eyed expression on his face.

"Ellie your parents are-"

"I know they're weird at times but, you get used to it."

"No I was going to say that I see them in a new light and think their awesome."

"Really?"

"Yeah, I'm just disappointed that you didn't tell me sooner."

"Mom and Dad were kind of strict about the don't tell anyone rule."

"I see why."

"So when I get home I'll ask my parents and if they say yes then I'll come by with my Grandpa and we'll pack your stuff up."

"Alright. Call me on my cell when they give you an answer. So I'll know if I should start packing or not."

"Okay."

"Excuse me. Miss Hellsing, Mr.Ashmere. If you would like to wrap up your conversation up now, we can begin class."

"Sorry, Mr. Houghstrum." They both said at the same time, sitting back in their seats.

Mr. Houghsturm began to write down today's lesson plan. As he wrote on the black board Bryan passed Ellion a note.

'So the plan is you go and ask parents if I can stay then you call me with the answer.'

-Brybry

'So far yep.'

-Ellie

'I hope they say yes. I really don't want to stay at my parent's house'

-Brybry

'I know. I'll do my best at getting them to say yes.'

-Ellie

'Thank you Ellie.'

-Brybry

'Anytime big brother. -'

-Ellie

When Ellion arrived home. She slowly opened the door and walked in.

"Mom. Dad. I'm home." She whispered

She received no reply.

"Heh, guess that means no tactical maneuvering training today." She said grinning to her self as she walked stealthily to the stairs. When she stepped on the first stair it made a loud creak. Ellion then felt something tap on her shoulder. She turned and saw Alucard.

"Hey Dad." She said laughing nervously.

"Welcome home Ellie. You know the drill." He said

"I know." She said securing her school bag to her shoulder. "At the count of five?"

"Yep. You now have three seconds."

Ellie started running to her room. It was her and Alucard's regular routine. When she would come home he would chase her till she safely got to her room. Or home base as it would be called during their routine. That way she could stay alert and agile in all situations.

As she was running, Alucard lept out of the wall to make a grab for her. Ellion jumped and bounced of the wall landing safely behind Alucard.

"You're getting better." called Alucard.

Ellion kept running suddenly Alucard came through the floor and grabbed her ankle. Ellion brought out her wings and started flying in the air and kicking Alucard's hand to make him let go. When that didn't work she then started to build up her energy. She then held her hands straight out in front of her. A bright light glowed from her hands and blinded Alucard. He let go of her ankle in order to shield his eyes from the light. Ellion then took the chance to start flying to her room literally. She could soon see her bedroom door. She also saw Integra and Walter, both holding to semi-automatics. They were aiming them right at her. Ellion stopped and stated building up her magic.

Suddenly at the section of the hall where they were was consumed by darkness. Ellion landed on the ground and snuck over to her door. Just when she was about to open the door a hand shot out and grabbed her. Two arms then wrapped securely around her. Ellion struggled for a bit, Alucard's laughter ringing in her ears. Ellion then got an idea. She focused her energy had her body be consumed by fire. The fire nipped and ate away at Alucard's clothing. Soon Alucard let go and Ellion escaped into the sanctuary of her room.

"I win!" she called through the door.

She walked back out and let the lights come back on again. Integra then walked over to her and hugged her.

"Good job Ellie and welcome home." Said Integra

"Thanks Mom." Said Ellion hugging back.

"Yes good job Ellion. Now I must return to my duties." Said Walter. He then turned and started walking off.

"Ellie." Said Alucard

"Yes Dad?"

"If you don't mind could you please put me out." Said Alucard still being eaten by the flames.

"Ah!" said Ellion just now realizing he was still on fire. "O.k. just hold still."

In one smooth motion Ellion shot a blast of water at Alucard, putting out the fire.

"Thanks." Said a now soaking wet Alucard sarcastically.

"Anytime Dad. Oh, I just remembered. Mom can a friend of mine stay here for awhile? Just until he finds his own place to live."

"Which friend and why do they need a place to stay?"

"Bryan, his parents have disowned him."

"What?! Why? Bryan is such a nice young man."

"That's the same reaction I had. And he hasn't told me yet." Said Ellion

"Liar." Said Alucard

"Dad! What did mom say about digging around in my head?"

"She said unless I deem the time necessary to not go digging. So tell the truth. Why did they disown him?" he said now standing next to Integra.

"O.k. but you have to promise to not think of him differently, and not make fun of him, and so just incase you can't say he'll go to hell because of it."

"Um…o.k.….." said Integra giving Ellion a look like she was crazy.

"Alright. Well Bryan is being disowned because is mom walked in on him doing something."

"Doing what?" asked Integra

"Watching a movie."

"What movie?" asked Alucard

"His movie."

Integra and Alucard gave blank stares.

"He was watching a guy on guy porno! Bryan was disowned because he's gay!"

Integra and Alucard's eyes widened.

"Um, uh, I see." Said Integra

"And when did you find out that he was gay?" asked Alucard.

"He came out and told me when I first met him in sixth grade."

"So this entire time he's been-"

"Yep. He's been gay." said Ellion cutting Integra off.

"Damn it. Now we'll have to pay Pip and Seras and I'll never hear the end of it!" said Alucard

"Huh?" was all that Ellion could say.

"Your Father thought it would be fun if the four of us bet on Bryan. Me and your Father bet that he wasn't gay; Seras and Pip said he was. So looks like they win."

"I see." Said Ellion now completely shocked.

"I can't believe we lost." Said Alucard

"Well Alucard look on the bright side." Said Integra

"What bright side?"

"At least you now know that althoughs times you tried to catch them doing something that they actually weren't doing anything at all. And that they will never do anything along those lines."

"Your right that does brighten my day up some what."

"Dad why are you staying up so late shouldn't you be getting to bed?" asked Ellion.

"Hmm, you're right we'll good day." Said Alucard getting a kiss on the cheek from his two favorite women before heading to bed.

"So Mom can he stay?"

"Yes but Ellie you know the danger that he will be subjected to."

"I know."

"And you'll have to fill him in on everything."

"Already have. He's known about my powers since seventh grade and he's known about Hellsing since today."

"Oh, alright."

"So can he stay?"

"Yes he can stay."

"Yes! Thanks Mom!" said Ellion hugging Integra. "I've got to go find Grandpa so we can pick Bryan up. I have to call Bryan for that matter."

"Welcome to the Hellsing mansion big bother." Said Ellion

"Wow Justas impressive as the last hundred times I've been here." Said Bryan

"O.k. just so you know my family knows your gay and because of that they set you up a bed in my room."

"Wow. So your family is turning me into one of the girls?"

"Basically, yeah."

"Let's go get you set up."

They walked to the top of the stairs and were met by Integra.

"Hey Mom."

"Hello Ellie, hello Bryan. I hope you'll enjoy your stay here Bryan."

"I will and thank you Mrs. Hellsing for letting me stay. Although I feel as though I should be paying rent or something."

"Oh, Bryan you don't have to." Said Integra

"But still I'll feel bad."

"I have an idea Bryan. Why don't you just be my lab assistant and work it off that way? Then every bodies happy." Said Ellie

"Sounds good to me." Said Integra

"Yeah sounds cool." Said Bryan

"Oh, Ellie I just remembered. I need to discuss the newly blown up door to your lab."

"I would love to Mom but, I need to help Bryan unpack."

Ellie grabbed Bryan's arm and started pulling him in the direction of her room.

"We aren't finished with this young lady. You hear?" called Integra.

Over in a lab far away from the Hellsing mansion. Alexander Anderson was making a visit.

"So what do you have?" asked Anderson in his thick accent.

"Well from the data I've gathered the new bio weapon we are creating is almost complete. There's just one thing missing though." Said a guy with brown hair and big glasses.

"And what would that be?" asked Anderson

"There was this one species of people that existed. They could control the very elements and summon themselves the wings of angels. We called them Element Angels. Their blood has something special in it that can eat our enemies from the inside out. And once that enemy is dead he effects every one he's bitten to where they die the same way."

"Where are they?"

"Unfortunately they died out. Apparently there was a massacre in the only village where they lived. They were al killed at one time. Fortunately the people that killed them were killed by us. The ones we killed the E.A.'s had called them the cursed ones. And I have more good news."

"So spit it out."

"There is one E.A. still in existence. One of the E.A's tat was still alive when we got there told us about her. The E.A. said that they stashed the last remaining one in a mansion."

"Well what about the last Element Angel?"

"It just so happens that the last E.A. lives with some one we know."

"Who?"

"Sir Integra Hellsing and Mr. Alucard."

Yuki: Well that's the second chappy.

Alucard: Question.

Yuki: What?

Alucard: What's with the gay boy?

Yuki: One he will be useful later and two because I like gay boys.

Alucard: You're a yaoi fangirl aren't you?

Yuki: (innocent look) Maybe.

Alucard: Oh, look two guys making out.

Yuki: Huh?! Where?!

Alucard: That's a definite yes.

Yuki: Meanie. This is why I don't have you as a muse in my other stories.

Alucard: Oh, that pains me so.

Yuki: Sarcastic jack ass.

Alucard: I know.

Yuki: Well review please. Those who review get to beat Alucard up with my newspaper of doom.