Zim belongs to someone better.

MAY is a more violent (as impossible as it seems) version of my friend. Ruby is another friend who is more likely to know what I talking about. Both don't belong to me.

Yet.

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"Eh? Is that the best you could find?" Zim asked, staring at Ruby's disguise.

Ruby blinked. "I thought it was ok..."

"It doesn't look human." Zim said. "Stand out side and the humans will all panic. Which is not good for Zim's mission. Not your mission. Mine."

Ruby shrugged. "It doesn't really matter. I just need to get off this planet. My mission is on the other side of the universe."

"Good luck with that." Zim said. There was a pause.

"Er... can I barrow your ship or something? I'm kinda stuck." Ruby pointed out.

Zim scratched his chin, deep in thought. "No."

"But I can't leave without your help!" Ruby cried out in panic.

"Not my problem." Zim replied.

"Master, my I suggest killing him and stealing the ship?" MAY said, dully. There was a pause.

"Zim demands you both to leave."

"But-!"

"LEAVE!" Zim ran behind Ruby and pushed her through the room to the door, which he opened and pushed the poor confused female Irken out.

"Wait! My ro-" MAY crashed through the window then looked up at Ruby dejectedly. "-bot. Oh well. Come on MAY let's go."

"Go? Go to kill him Master?" MAY asked the Irken.

"No! Go find something useful to get us off this stupid planet." Ruby answered. MAY's head sunk.

"No killing?"

"No killing."

The door to Zim's house suddenly swung open and Zim walked out in his human disguise.

"What are you doing?!" Zim yelled angrily at Ruby. "We must go to skool or the human's will suspect something!"

Ruby blinked. "Eh? But-" Zim grabbed her hand and dragged her off not listening to a thing the other alien said.

MAY watched with mild interest, muttering about how it hoped that they'd get themselves killed before GIR opened the door.

"Wanna watch the Scary Monkey Show!!!!!?!" The robot screamed.

MAY shrugged and entered the house, mumbling something about mass murders and apples.

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Yes, yes I know. This is a short chapter because

1) I'm lazy

2) I need to do homework

3) I'm busy with a contest the Devil (Who, by the way, says I don't stand a chance against the fires of hell. We'll just see about that won't we?)

4) I am starting to worry about how close the two MAY's personalities seem to be. And how Might Attack You describes both rather well.

5) I'm lazy.

Surprisingly enough there weren't any flames. Yet.

I am surprised at how ooc I'm starting to make Ruby and Zim but that'll be fixed in the next chapter when I don't have to make a plot with obvious plotholes.

What disturbed me is how ic MAY is. I don't like it...

Oh and on another note, I'll give a cookie to anyone who can guess who the first disguise in the first chapter is based off of. You know, the one described as ugly?

Did I mention I'm lazy?