Part 2:
Goblet of Fire: 'I see no difference.' How do people like Snape. I will say this once and only once HE IS A DICKHEAD.
Order of the Pheonix: 'Sorry professor, I must not tell lies.' OOOOHHHHHHHHH BURN! Sassy Harry strikes again. PAYBACK.
Philosophers Stone: '60 points to Gryffindor' I was as happy asSHIPS the next person that Gryffindor won but it was a bit unfair to Slytherin wasn't it.
Chamber of Secrets: 'Tom Marvelo Riddle can also translate into 'Mr Tom a dildo lover.' Just thought that would be a fun bit of information.
Deathly Hallows: Ronald Weasley how dare you leave. Were you playing a game with yourself? How much of a wanker can I be. It sure seems like it.
Half Blood Prince: You no poo gives me life. All hail Fred and George!
Ships:
Harry/Ginny. I quite like them together. I don't understand all the hate.
Harry/Luna. I like this ship.
Harry/ Snape. NO
Harry Draco. NO!
Harry/Ron. Just no no no.
Harry Hermione. Cute but not my OTP or anything
Hermione/Snape. People have sick minds
Draco/Hermione. Why? Just why?
Ron/Hermione. Love this pairing. They're so cute together!
I know their are more ships but I can't be bothered
Keep calm and what is that mysterious ticking noise?