One day instead of a week, but there's another chapter xD. There are a few reasons why I'm posting it now. The first one is my break which was one week longer than I expected. I will share other reasons at the bottom of this chapter. For now, enjoy :D

Chapter 2
First problems

It was 8:30 AM, another morning in Valoran City. Rengar was sleeping on the couch in the living room because his bed was occupied by Kha'Zix. Despite that, he was having a pretty good night, nothing was interrupting his sleep. But then, at 8:35 AM, his alarm rang.

"Woah…" he gasped and instantly opened his eye. Then, he looked at the small coffee table near the couch. He shook his head and took his phone from it, disabled the alarm, and placed it back. He rubbed his eye and said, "Man… I… I hate~ *yawn* I hate this alarm.". After that, he stretched his body in every direction and stood up from the couch.

Rengar went to his bedroom to investigate how Kha'Zix was doing, but he stopped before its door. He realized that he might still be sleeping, so he slightly opened the door and peeked inside. He saw Kha'Zix who was sleeping soundly. It looked like there was nothing that could interrupt his pleasant sleep. This view was so adorable for Rengar that he could stand in the doorstep looking at sleeping Kha'Zix for hours.

After a moment, he decided to take a shower and prepare a little surprise for Kha'Zix. Rengar loved spending his free time in the kitchen and because of that, he wanted to prepare a delicious breakfast for him, something that he won't forget for a long time.

It took him about 30 minutes to wash himself up because he also had to dry his fur. After that, he went outside the bathroom and headed towards a big closet where he dressed up. He was supposed to go to the city today, so he dressed some regular clothes instead of his armor. After dressing himself up, he went to the kitchen to prepare breakfast for him and Kha'Zix.

"Let's see…" Rengar said quietly to himself while investigating refrigerator's content. It had everything he needed. He took from it four eggs, six small sausages, and six pieces of bacon. After that, he closed the refrigerator, placed all the stuff on the worktop, and opened the cupboard where he was holding the bread. He took four pieces of wheat bread, he wanted to toast them.

After little preparations, he started making breakfast. First, he lit up the stove and put two pans onto it. He poured some oil into them and let it heat up. During this, he put the wheat bread into the toaster and pressed the button to turn it on. Then, he returned to pans and cracked four eggs into the first one, and to the other one, he put all six pieces of bacon and six small sausages in order to fry them. He covered everything with various spices. While waiting for everything to fry, he went to the table to set it. He took two big plates, two glasses and two pairs of implements. After that, he places everything on the table in the right order.

A few minutes later everything was finished and placed on the plates, a gorgeous smell started filling the kitchen. Rengar's mouth started watering, he already wanted to start eating. But before that, he had to wake Kha'Zix up for the breakfast. He went to his bedroom, lightly knocked on the door and slowly went inside.

"Khaaa'Zix." Rengar said in a pleasant voice while getting closer to him.

Kha'Zix started moving slowly and stretching his body. After a moment, he opened his eyes and murmured, "Mhmm… wh-what's time is it?"

"9:00 AM." Rengar smiled at him, "It looks like you slept well this night." he declared and chuckled a bit.

"I can't deny." Kha'Zix smiled, too, and lazily sat on bed's ledge.

"Come with me, I have a surprise for you." Rengar said and let him know with a hand gesture to follow him. Kha'Zix without any doubts did that, he was curious what Rengar prepared for him.

"I wonder what is it." Kha'Zix said happily.

"I still remember that you told me you have only been eating fruit for the last few years." Rengar said while going to the kitchen with Kha'Zix, "I thought about that and prepared something delicious for you. It will introduce you to your new menu of modern eating.". After a moment, they arrived in the kitchen. "Enjoy." Rengar said to him with a smile when they arrived at the table filled with goodies.

"That looks great!" Kha'Zix said while looking at the table, sniffing, "And that smell. It's gorgeous!"

"I hope you will like it." Rengar smiled and pulled the chair out for him, "Here, take a sit."

"What a gentleman." Kha'Zix joked. Rengar just chuckled, he wanted Kha'Zix to feel special in this place, he deserved that after all those years in the wildness.

After a moment, both of them were sitting at the table, ready to begin eating. Kha'Zix was just about to start, he raised both of his hands. He wanted to pick up the first piece of food when Rengar suddenly stopped him.

"Ah, ah, ah!" he raised his finger and eyebrow, "Use these." he then pointed at the implements which were laying beside Kha'Zix's plate.

"What implemen-" Kha'Zix stopped when he noticed them. Small, weird looking, metal tools were laying beside his plate. He picked one of them up and looked at it with confusion and curiosity. "What's this?" he asked.

"It's a fork." Rengar replied, "You mainly use it for eating food from your plate like this." he added and picked up his pair of implements. Then, he stabbed a fork into a sausage and cut it with a knife, and raised the cut part to his mouth with a previously mentioned fork. He chewed and swallowed the food and said, "See? It's easy."

Kha'Zix looked confused. He have never, ever seen such a weird way of consuming food before. "You do it… like this?" Kha'Zix asked and tried stabbing the fork into the sausage but, unfortunately, his hands' muscles weren't used to such a movement and because of that, the fork finished landing on the ground. Rengar laughed loudly when he saw that. Kha'Zix looked at him with anger on his face and said, "What's so funny?!"

"N-no *laughter* no-nothing, haha!" Rengar couldn't help laughing and lightly hit the table with his hand, "Oh, man… I didn't think that I would have to teach you such basic things." he wiped a tear of joy from his eye, but Kha'Zix didn't see anything funny about it. He looked furious because of Rengar's behavior. "Stay there, I'll give you a clear pair of cutlery in a moment." Rengar said and headed towards a drawer with kitchen implements.

After a moment, Rengar was standing beside Kha'Zix with a fresh pair of implements. First, he showed him how to hold them properly. "Here, take a look. You have to hold them… like this." he showed him it before his eyes, "Here, now it's your turn to try." he gave Kha'Zix the implements. It took him almost one minute to figure it out, but he eventually managed to hold them… hardly, his hands were shaking. "See? You somehow got this, with a little bit of practice you will become a real pro in cutlery holding field." Rengar made a joke out of him. This time, Kha'Zix actually found it a bit funny.

After many failed tries, Rengar finally decided to give up for this moment. At this time, Kha'Zix only knew how to use a fork. Because of that, Rengar cut the whole Kha'Zix's dish into small pieces, so it would be easier for him to eat it with the fork only.

"It was funny." Rengar said while finishing eating his breakfast.

"It really was." Kha'Zix admitted and took another piece of food into his mouth. He chewed and swallowed it. "Remember that you still have to teach me how to use the knife." Kha'Zix chuckled.

"You barely know how to use a fork and you are talking about a knife already?" Rengar laughed, "Apart from that, there's something else that you'll have to learn how to use, it's called spoon."

"Great…" Kha'Zix sighed and finished his dish, "It was delicious. Thank you for that." he smiled at Rengar.

"I'm glad you liked it." Rengar smiled back at him. He stood up from the chair and took all dirty plates, glasses, and implements with him and put it in the sink.

Suddenly someone rang at the door. Rengar turned his head behind and looked into hall direction, "It could be Nidalee, I'll go and check on her." Rengar said and left Kha'Zix in the kitchen.

"Okay." Kha'Zix replied and stayed at the table.


Rengar opened the house front door and as he guessed, it was Nidalee.

"Hi Rengar." she said. She was looking gorgeous as always. Today, she was dressed in pretty light clothes because the weather forecast for today was showing very high temperatures. "Oh, my… Rengar, you look gorgeous without this 'hefty armor'. Casual clothes look better on you." she smiled at him, "May I get inside?"

"Sure, come in." Rengar invited her inside and went to the kitchen with her.


"Coffee?" he asked if she wants something to drink.

"No, thanks." she refused and sat down on a chair, "We have to go soon because it's 9:30 AM already, and you want to register Kha'Zix in the town hall." she said, "By the way, hi Kha'Zix." she smiled at him. He smiled, too, and lightly waved to her with his hand.

"Oh, I almost forgot about that." Rengar said and put his hand on the forehead, "Kha'Zix." he looked at him, "Did you take a shower? We have to leave in a moment." he added.

"No, I didn't. Should I?" Kha'Zix looked at him with a questionable look.

"Well, yeah, it's obvious… I guess." Rengar replied.

"Then give me a moment." Kha'Zix said and stood up from the chair. He went towards the bathroom.

"I hope you know how to use the shower. Just went inside the cabin and turn the water on. The shampoo is on a shelf on your left." Rengar said.

"Geez, I know how to wash." Kha'Zix replied and entered the bathroom.

"The towels are next to the cabin." Rengar added.

"Stop that!" Kha'Zix shouted and slammed the door behind him.

"He's a funny guy…" Rengar said quietly and sat at the table next to Nidalee.

"Wow…" Nidalee said and looked at Rengar, fanning herself with a hand because it was pretty hot in there, "Why are you so caring for him?" she asked.

"I have to teach him all the basic things. Regret that you didn't see how he was eating breakfast this morning! It was hilarious!" Rengar chuckled a bit.

"It sounds fun, but let me open the window because it's terribly warm in here. High temperatures are expected to be outside today." Nidalee said and stood up from the chair. She headed to the window and opened it. Then, she returned to Rengar and sat back on the chair. "You can continue now, I'm curious what happened." she smiled at him.

"I was shocked when he told me that he had never seen cutlery before. His attempts to use them were hilarious." Rengar laughed, "I ended up explaining him for 30 minutes how to use a fork properly. He hardly managed to understand that, but he somehow did it. He still doesn't know how to use a knife, though. I'll take to teach him that."

"Okay, that sounds funny." Nidalee laughed, too, but she understood that it could be difficult for him because he had never seen cutlery before.

A few minutes later, Kha'Zix got out of the bathroom. He cleaned himself well. The shampoo made his chitin look like new, it was fresh and shiny. "I think I'm ready." Kha'Zix said confidently.

"Woah, you look nice." Nidalee said and winked to him, "I envy you, Rengar, that you have such a handsome cotenant." she bumped him in the shoulder.

Rengar just blushed, he didn't know how to respond to that, but he had to admit that Kha'Zix looked gorgeous after cleaning himself up with shampoo.

"Are we going?" Kha'Zix asked, already wanting to visit the city.

"If Rengar is ready to leave, then we can go." Nidalee said and smiled at him.

"Y-yeah... I'm ready." Rengar replied and stood up from the chair.

All of them went to the hall. After a moment, they were outside the house. Rengar locked the door with a key and hid it in the pocket of his jeans.

"Woah… it's so hot here…" Nidalee said, sticking her tongue out.

"Phew…" Rengar wiped his forehead, "I didn't expect it to be this hot today."

"You are lucky Kha'Zix that you don't have to wear clothes." Nidalee said to him, looking at him.

"Why am I lucky? You don't have to wear them either." he responded with a smile on his face.

"Uh, man." Rengar bumped him in the shoulder, "It doesn't work like this, and I think it's obvious why." he added.

"Well, I don't know why." Kha'Zix replied, being happy with his answer. But Rengar and Nidalee looked at him shocked. "Okay, okay! I was joking." he laughed.

"That's what I thought." Nidalee said and laughed, too. Only Rengar didn't find it funny. Jokes like this weren't in his humor.


About one hour later, after going by several buses and passing by various streets, they arrived in the city center. Now, they were standing in front of the tallest building in the whole Runeterra - Valoran City Town Hall, but only the top floors of it were the actual town hall. The rest of the building was used for other purposes like living quarters. They didn't come cheap, though. Its prices were starting from 5.000 Gold per month… for one person flat. The most expensive apartments were for 1.000.000 Gold per month.

"Woah… this looks insane!" Kha'Zix said when he saw the building, "This is huge! Impressive!" he added.

"Yeah, it's the tallest building in the whole Runeterra, a very popular place among visitors." Rengar said while also admiring the highness of the building. By looking up from its base it didn't seem to be this tall, but looking from far away… that was the thing which was showing its true highness.

"It's called the Mega Tower by the way." Nidalee added, "Let's go in, we don't have all day to just stand there." she said and started walking towards building's entrance. Rengar and Kha'Zix just followed her.

After a moment, They were at its top floor by using the elevator. Kha'Zix quickly ran towards a glass wall which revealed the beautiful panorama of Runeterra. Rengar and Nidalee joined him a moment after.

"It looks amazing…" Kha'Zix couldn't believe that the world in which he was living for all this time could be so beautiful.

"Kha'Zix, look there." Rengar pointed with the finger at the place hundreds of kilometers away, "We were there, it's that jungle from which we escaped." he added.

"Looks beautiful… but it was a terrible place." Kha'Zix sighed.

"Hey!" Nidalee shouted, "We are even able to see some parts of Shurima from here!" she added.

They were admiring the beautiful views for a moment longer, but then they went to the actual town hall. Kha'Zix got shocked when he saw all these people waiting in queues to windows.

"Gosh… we will wait for ages if no more!" Kha'Zix shouted. It was a public place and all of the people looked at him. Some of them ignored him, some of them said something under their breath and others started chatting about his look.

"Kha'Zix, be quiet!" Rengar admonished him.

"Sorry…" he lowered his head.

"We don't have to wait in this queue. There are special windows for vastaya and humanoids." Nidalee said cheerfully to him, "Let's go." she pointed with her finder the right way.


After a moment, they reached the proper windows. Now it was time for the most difficult task for Kha'Zix - to register himself.

"It will be a little challenging for you, Kha'Zix." Rengar said, "You have to register yourself on your own… nobody can't do that for you." he added.

"W-what should I do?" he asked, feeling a little stress.

"That woman who is sitting over there." he lightly pointed with his finger, "You have to go to her and tell her that you want to register yourself. She will ask you for your name, region and things like this." he tried to explain.

"Okay… it doesn't sound that hard." Kha'Zix said, trying to gain some confidence, "Wish me luck." he added and began walking towards the window. After a moment, he reached it.

The old lady who was chewing the tip of her pen and reading a book didn't seem to notice that somebody is standing at the window. Kha'Zix cleared his throat to catch her attention. She looked at him and said, "What?". She didn't seem to be friendly.

"Em, hello. I would like to register myself…" Kha'Zix said quietly.

"Eh, what did you say?" the woman smiled fakely, pretending that she didn't hear him clearly.

"I said that I-would-like-to-register-myself!" Kha'Zix repeated two times louder.

"Oh… another lovely freak in our city. Welcome to Valoran City." she said, still with that smile on her face. She pulled out some documents from her desk drawer and placed it before her eyes. "Your name, please." she said.

"Kha'Zix." he replied.

"Annnd… your surname?" she asked.

"I don't have one."

"You don't have one… right." she checked it in the documents, "Now please tell me from which region are you from." she asked another question.

"The… the Void." Kha'Zix replied.

"Thank you, Sir. Our work here is over." she said and threw the documents away.

"Am I registered?" Kha'Zix asked curiously.

"Eh, no? I won't register any other fucking Void creature into this system! Now get out of my face."

The woman was speaking so loudly that Rengar managed to hear her even from a few meters. He knew that he must react. He went towards the window.

"Excuse me, what's your problem madam?" Rengar asked.

"I thought I said clearly that I won't register this freak!" she yelled at him.

Kha'Zix felt hurt by her words. He wanted to cry, but he remained from doing that.

"Listen, lady. There aren't any rules prohibiting registration of Void creatures, so it's in your business to register him right now!" Rengar snorted, "Besides, he's not evil, he's a good Void creature!"

Rengar was arguing with the office worker for minutes but without any result. It looked like there was nothing that could change her mind.

"I. SAID. THAT. I. WON'T. REGISTER. HIM! Now get out or I will call the security!" she said.

Rengar took a deep breath and pulled his wallet from his pocket. He opened it and started counting the banknotes, "I think this will change your mind." Rengar said.

"Oh, well, we can reach the agreement." the woman said and smiled ominously.

"Amazing! I just lost 2.000 of fucking Gold for nothing! Fuck these whores from government…" Rengar said furiously. They successfully registered Kha'Zix in the town hall and were returning home now.


"Rengar, stop… there wasn't anything you could do about it. She was just a jackass, that's all." Nidalee tried to cheer him up.

"I'm sorry, Rengar. It was my fault…" Kha'Zix said, wiping tears from his eyes. This whole situation made him feel guilty.

"It's alright, Kha'Zix. It wasn't your fault… the most important thing is that you're registered." Rengar said.

"Enough of this. I'm taking both of you to the cafeteria for some ice cream. It will for sure make you feel better." Nidalee suggested.

"Nidalee… It's kind of you, but I already have enough of problems toda-" Rengar got interrupted.

"Hey! Freaks are there!" some older youth accosted them on the street, "Rengo is here! With a new friend! This time it's an overgrown bug!" one of them shouted.

"Eww… he looks disgusting!" another one said.

"Oh, God… not them again..." Rengar said, knowing that he will have to deal with them.

So here we are. Looks like some mean words are about to be said.

Now, about these reasons. I think that I will switch to '2 per week' mode for some time. I'll be posting chapters on Saturdays and Sundays. That's because I have important exams in May and I really want to study for them during April, so… that's the reason.

Anyway, thanks for reading and see you next Saturday.