DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN TWILIGHT OR ANY OF THE OTHER BOOKS FOR THAT MATTER NOR I OWN ANY OF THE CHARACTERS( EVEN THOUGH I WISH I DID HA HA)
WELL ANYWAYS HERE IS THE SECOND CHAPTER I HOPE YOU ENJOY IT.
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*BPOV*
"Belllaaa!!" Alice yelled in a sing a song voice. Ugh how can that little pixie be so annoying? Don't get me wrong I love her but sheesh. "Wake up. It's time to get ready to leave."
By this time she was jumping on my bed since I didn't respond to her.
"Wake up, wake up, wake up." Alice chirped. "I wont stop till you wake up."
Grrr. I grabbed my pillow and chucked it at her. Huh? I didn't hear a thump or anything. My eyes popped open only to see Alice with the pillow in her hands and a evil grin. Uh-Oh.
"Isabella Marie Swan!" Alice yelled "You did not just throw a pillow at me without expecting some form of retaliation did you?" Alice was getting closer to me while raising the pillow over her head.
My eyes got wide "You wouldn't." I told her. Even though I very well knew she would.
"Wouldn't I?" Alice grinned wickedly. The next thing I knew my face made contact with the pillow.
"Oww!" I yelled "Alice that really hurt. How can you be so strong? Fucking bionic women or some shit?"
Alice just shrugged and said " Now get up before I hit you again."
Humph "Fine." I mumbled.
"You sleep Nazi" I murmured walking to my bathroom to take a shower. Thwack!! "Oww! What was that for?"
"I heard that Swan." Alice said
Rosalie was just leaning against my door covering her mouth trying to prevent the giggles from escaping.
An hour and a half later we were on our way to the airport with the music blaring. I was pondering all of the places to shop that were ahead of me. There were just to many places to shop. I'm pretty sure all three of us are going to end up with double if not triple the amount of clothes we started off with. As I was wondering what Chanel's summer line would look like this year Alice shrieked out "Yay!! I love this song!"
Then I heard the guitar riff.
"Somehow everything's gonna fall right into place,
If we only had a way to make it all fall faster everyday."
(LINK ON PROFILE FOR THE SONG)
Then Rosalie started singing "If only time flew like a dove, Will god make it fly faster than I'm falling in love."
Alice kicked in with "This time we're not giving up, Let's make it last forever, Screaming..."
We all jumped in a sang "Hallelujah" at the top of our lungs along with the rest of the chorus "We'll make it last forever."
Then I sang "Holding onto patience, wearing thin, I can't force these eyes to see the end."
We continued singing, switching every couple of lines so the other could sing too. We had pulled up to the airport as the song was coming to an end. We ended up bellowing the last part of the song "Hallelujah!!!!!!!"
When we turned to look at each other we couldn't help but laugh. Once we got back to reality the sight before us was fucking hilarious! All of the passing pedestrians were gaping at us. Seeing them made us burst into uncontrollable laughter.
"Looks like we have an audience." I commented through giggles. When our laughter finally subsided we were able to make our way to the check-in desk. Thirty minutes later we were waiting to board our plane. Alice and Rose were in their own little circle gushing over 'sexy French men'. I shook my head at them grinning. I was reading a new book I had bought a couple days ago called "Tithe" Just as I was getting into it the flight attendant informed us that our plane was now boarding. I happily closed the book excited to be on our way.
We were sitting in our first class seats awaiting take off when Alice exclaimed in her shrilling voice " Paris here we come baby!!"
"DON'T FORGET THE SEXY FRENCH MEN!" Rose added very loudly.
"Omg can you guys be any louder I don't think the pilots heard you in their cock pit?" I told them blushing as the other passengers looked at us. "And stop talking about French men."
"What do I have to do to get in that cock pit?" Rosalie chuckled.
My face was turning beet red at this point when the lady in front of us turned around with an all knowing smirk and said "I know what you mean. Oh! have you seen the pilot?" all three of us shook our heads 'no' "Well my, my that man is just straight out sexy "
Just then the pilot was on the intercom "Good morning ladies and gentlemen. My name is James Bright. I am your pilot for this flight and I would also like too inform....."
"Damn women." Rosalie said to the lady who spoke to us earlier " I think I believe you on the whole sexy thing cause that voice...." Rose trailed of shaking her head.
"Told you so." the lady said while snickering.
"Geeze can you guys embarrass me anymore than possible?" I asked them
"If you wish" They said in unison.
"No, Thank you. I'm good for the rest of this flight." I told them while they laughed.
Gah. Seriously I should be use to this by now after all the embarrassment they have put me through.
"Oh come on chill out were going to have fun this month." Rosalie told me.
"Ok I'll try." I told her
I began to wonder who will be wearing our line. I wonder if Gisele Bundchen will be? Or maybe Adriana Lima? Ehh whatever It didn't really matter to me. I just hope that the like the new summer line design for our label 'B.A.R' Simply right? Yup just our initials from our first names. How creative is that I chuckled to myself.
Then there was that stewardess that walked by our row of seats smelling like she took a swim in a pool full of perfume. I can't stand it when people were tons of it. It always ends up making me sneeze. As if right on time here it comes "AAHH CHOOO!!!!" I sneezed.
"Shit Bella any stronger you could have knocked poor little Alice here out of her seat?" Rosalie laughed.
"Or worse she could have took out the left side of the plane." Alice laughed uncontrollably.
"Ha ha very funny Rose and Alice. I think I peed on myself." I said with sarcasm.
By this time we had reached our cruising altitude. I was drinking my soda when we hit turbulence and of course low and behold it spilled all over my outfit. Great, just fan freaking tastic
"Awww shit. I spilled it all over my clothes." I whined while my so called best friends were laughing hysterically
"The clumsy Bella strikes again!" Rose laughed and at that Alice was laughing even louder holding her sides.
"I cant breaffff." Alice said between her laughs. I seriously don't know what is up with her and George Lopez but it's just so funny. I'm kinda scared for her well being when she watches his shows. One time I thought she was having a seizure! She was shaking like crazy.
I couldn't hold it in anymore either so through my laughing fit I excused myself and went to the bathroom to clean up the mess. I was in the bathroom half way done when more turbulence hit and sent me flying to the wall with a loud bang. BAM !
" Bella! Who is in there with you? I didn't know you were a member of the mile high club!" Alice yelled. OH. MY. GOD she so did not say that out loud. What the hell happened to no more embarrassing Bella for the rest of this flight?
I was pretty much done getting the soda out when I heard it.
Knock Knock
I figured it had to be Alice coming to check on me so I said "Go away Alice. No one is in here having SEX! with me." I snarled putting emphasis on 'sex. I thought she would reply but I was just met with silence. A couple seconds later some one replied who was not Alice or Rose.
"Uhhh. No" a velvety voice spoke. "No Alice here. My name is Edward."
Oh for the love of all that is holy just let me die already. I was beyond mortification at this point so I hurriedly opened the door with my gaze down and mumbled " I'm sorry."
Before he could say anything else I rushed back to my seat. I didn't even bother to get a look at the guy. He probably thinks I'm all mental now.
"How much humiliation can a girl take?" I groaned when I took my seat again.
They both looked at me with questioning eyes before Alice Spoke "What happened Bella? Did it get a little too hot in there for you? Your face is probably the reddest I have seen" they both laughed.
"Yeah sweet cheeks why do you look so flustered?" Rose chuckled.
Ha ha ha ha they think there so funny.
I explained everything that happened a couple minutes ago. I didn't think it was possible for someone to laugh that hard without the need to breathe or without passing out.
"Gee thanks' you guys made me feel so much better." I spoke with sarcasm.
"Calm down. It's not like he will ever see you again." Rosalie told me while trying to get her breathing under control.
I had to agree with her "Yeah your probably right Rose."
"Well we should get some shut eye."Alice stated. "We still have a long flight ahead of us."
"Plus we need the beauty sleep I don't want to arrive in Paris with bags under my eyes." Rose said. I just rolled my eyes.
"I don't think any of us want that." I said.
"Of course not" Alice said. "Eww that would be unacceptable." we all giggled.
"Kay well goodnight you guys. Love you." I told them.
"G-night babes. Love you too." Rosalie mumbled sleepily.
"Night. Love both of you too."Alice yawned.
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SOO WHAT DID YOU GUYS THINK ABOUT THIS CHAPTER?
I HOPE YOU THOUGHT IT WAS WELL WORTH YOUR TIME.
OH AND I HAVE A QUESTION. WHAT WOULD BE A SUPER FUNNY SONG FOR A GUY TO HAVE ON HIS IPOD? IF YOU HAVE ANY SONGS IN MIND PLEASE LET ME KNOW AND IT MIGHT JUST SHOW UP IN THE NEXT CHAPTER * WINK WINK* =D