Chapter 2! (Hi! And welcome back to Totally Whacked! I have made a longer chapter! It's about six times longer!) :D
Disclaimer: I do not own Legend of Zelda: MM, or the Song 'Weightless' by 'Sissel'. For if I did, I would be happy. No, not about the song, but the game.
Cherry-sama: Hi! And welcome back to Totally Whacked!
Link: So what happens in this chapter?
Cherry-sama: You become a chibi/bobble-head.
Link: O.O…T.T
Navi: Ha. ha.
Cherry-sama: And Navi gets a roommate.
Navi: O.O……………T.T
Link: T.T Please read…
What would happen if Tatl got the Catchy Fairy Disease of ONA (Obvious Nonsense Attacks)?
Wonder no more! Soon the world will find out that the Totally Series are Totally Messed, Whacked, Bizarre, Screwed and Pathetic! And maybe Tiny, and a few other things that I can't think of right now.
(The screen showed a dark and misted wood, with large tall trees. Link was apparently in an unexplored part of the Lost Woods in Hyrule, riding Epona, who was plodding through the woods. He was young, as was Epona. They both looked weary from a long day of traveling.)
"Stupid Navi…" Link hissed. "She gets to sleep… Why can't I sleep?"
"One, because if you sleep, you'll fall off Epona. And two, I'm weak from the medication to cure my ONA (Obvious Nonsense Attacks). KEEP MOVING!" Navi hissed from within Link's hat, right before she sneezed.
"Alright…" Link yawned.
"I know the border is—AH-CHOO—around here somewhere!" Navi exclaimed.
"You mean the border that crosses Hyrule from another world?" Link asked sleepily.
"Yes! It has a black back—AH-CHOO—ground with all sorts of odd pictures floating in different colours." Navi described.
"…What kind of border is that?" Link asked, for it seemed that in the tone of his voice that he was accusing Navi of lying.
"The border between Hyrule and another world. Now, if you excuse me, I have to sleep." Navi retorted before going into her bed in Link's hat.
(So Link and Navi continued on, minding their own business. But what sleepy Link and sleeping Navi DIDN'T know was that, behind a tree there were two fairies, a purple-red (blink? Red? I have no clue how this works) one, and a white-yellow (me says more yellow, and what I say counts) one. The oddly coloured fairies looked at one another, then nodded. Epona paused and pawed at the ground, Link leaned forward and started to dose off, when the two fairies swooped down, matrix style, in front of Epona, scaring her silly. She reared up in terror, throwing Link from her back. He landed safely and very much awake but he decided to fall asleep. Epona was amazingly calm again, and the fairies hovered nearby. At the tree line, there was a giggle, and a mask appeared, floating in the air. A body soon faded into view, as Skull kid was revealed. The matrix fairies flew over to his side.)
"Hee, hee. You two fairies did great!" Skull kid exclaimed as he lifted up the mask then dropped it again.
(Skull kid looked at Link.)
"I wonder if he has anything good on him… Huh? This guy…" Skull kid paused. "…Well, that shouldn't be a problem."
(Skull kid walked over to Link's unconscious body, and kicked him over onto his back. Skull kid jumped back in surprise as he heard a loud yell.)
"LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!! WHAT IN FARORE'S NAME DO—AH-CHOO—YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?" Navi hissed inside Link's hat, perched on his 'secreat' bald spot.
(Skull kid decided to ignore this and he began to rummage through his pockets, the two fairies watched from over Skull kid's shoulders.)
"Ummm… Skull kid?" the purple fairy asked. "Aren't we robbing the sleeping man? Not yourself?"
"…Oh. Right." Skull kid paused as he took his hands out of his pockets.
(Then Skull kid searched through Link's pockets! Skull kid then came across a blue Ocarina (of Time). He turned to the fairies and began to play random notes, giggling after each one played.)
"Ooh, Skull kid, ooh! What a pretty ocarina… Hey, Skull kid, lemme touch it! I wanna see!" the purple fairy exclaimed.
(By now Navi, the fairy as-blue-as-the-ocarina and exalted Hero of Time, was getting ticked. Then the yellow fairy hit the Purple Fairy.)
"You can't, Tael! What would we do if you dropped it and broke it? No way!!!" the yellow fairy yelled.
"…Aww, but Sis… W…why can't I try it out, too?" the purple fairy (apparently named Tael) asked in a small voice.
(By this point Navi couldn't take it anymore. She flew out of Link's hat and looked at the robbers. The robbers looked at her. Navi paused. The robbers paused. Navi blinked. The robbers blinked. Navi sneezed. The robbers sneezed. Navi danced. The robbers danced. Epona ate grass. The robbers ate grass. Wait a minute… Then the authoress decided to ditch her little 'Navi says' game and get on with the fic.)
"WHAT THE -beep- ARE YOU GUYS DOING!" Navi asked, for if I were her, I would do the same thing, only without the swearing.
(Skull kid hid the Ocarina of Time behind his back. Navi flew a bit closer, as if Skull kid was an animal that she didn't want to frighten away. Then Navi took a large swoop but Skull kid then jumped on Epona and rode off into the sunset, but realized that wasn't the right way (and that there wasn't any sunsets nearby) so he ran the other way. Navi saw that her only hope was to get Link to do all the hard work and for her just to sit back and watch.)
"LINK! WAKE UP!" Navi yelled in Link's ear.
"Just wait a minute Saria…" Link muttered in his sleep. "School is not for another 24 hours…"
(Navi took a deep breath.)
"HEYLOOKLISTENWATCHOUT! HEYLOOKLISTENWATCHOUT! HEYLOOKLISTENWATCHOUT! HEYLOOKLISTENWATCHOUT! HEYLOOKLISTENWATCHOUT! HEYLOOKLISTENWATCHOUT! HEYLOOKLISTENWATCHOUT! HEYLOOKLISTENWATCHOUT! HEYLOOKLISTENWATCHOUT! HEYLOOKLISTENWATCHOUT! HEYLOOKLISTENWATCHOUT! HEYLOOKLISTENWATCHOUT! HEYLOOKLISTENWATCHOUT! HEYLOOKLISTENWATCHOUT! HEYLOOKLISTENWATCHOUT! HEYLOOKLISTENWATCHOUT! HEYLOOKLISTENWATCHOUT! HEYLOOKLISTENWATCHOUT! HEYLOOKLISTENWATCHOUT! HEYLOOKLISTENWATCHOUT! HEYLOOKLISTENWATCHOUT! HEYLOOKLISTENWATCHOUT! HEYLOOKLISTENWATCHOUT! HEYLOOKLISTENWATCHOUT! HEYLOOKLISTENWATCHOUT! HEYLOOKLISTENWATCHOUT! HEYLOOKLISTENWATCHOUT! HEYLOOKLISTENWATCHOUT! HEYLOOKLISTENWATCHOUT! HEYLOOKLISTENWATCHOUT! HEYLOOKLISTENWATCHOUT! HEYLOOKLISTENWATCHOUT! HEYLOOKLISTENWATCHOUT! HEYLOOKLISTENWATCHOUT! HEYLOOKLISTENWATCHOUT! HEYLOOKLISTENWATCHOUT! HEYLOOKLISTENWATCHOUT! HEYLOOKLISTENWATCHOUT! HEYLOOKLISTENWATCHOUT! HEYLOOKLISTENWATCHOUT! HEYLOOKLISTENWATCHOUT! HEYLOOKLISTENWATCHOUT!" Navi yelled in Link's ear.
(Link sat bolt upright.)
"MAKEE IT STOOOOOPPPPP!" Link screamed, holding his hands above his head protectively.
"Only if you charge after some—AH-CHOO—robbers that stole the Ocarina of Time!" Navi told Link.
"But I don't want the Ocarina!" Link whined at Navi. "It was Zelda's!"
(Navi took a DEEP breath.)
"Fine. Fine. I'm going." Link muttered.
(Navi flew into Link's hat as Link ran after the robbers, who obviously at the other end of the world by now. He ran up, over a few stumps and into a large tree that had fungus growing on the side. Inside there was a ledge, and Link tried to stop, and succeeded. Navi flew out of his hat.)
"Well, come on! Don't just stand there! Do something!" Navi hissed.
(Navi then pushed Link and he fell down the hole with a shout of 'MOMMY!'. …Very heroic, Link… Then bright colourful images of Deku Scrubs, Zora, Gorons and Ocarinas drifted by (probably from the spores released by the tree fungus…they were probably making Link high). Navi gasped.)
"AT LAST! We've reached the border!" Navi exclaimed, for this apparently the border they were looking for in the first place. "THANK YOU—AH-CHOO!—MUGGERS!"
"-.-" Link looked after hearing this, still falling though the air.
(Then that ended. At the bottom of the hole, Link landed hard on a soft Deku flower (strange…a paradox…). Navi was still flying above Link's head, as always. Link decided to stand up; he groaned and saw Skull kid, in all of his so-called glory, floating in mid-air with the fairies by his side.)
"Oh ho ho… Wait a minute! I CAN FLY! I'M PETER PAN!" Skull kid exclaimed, hence the name Skull KID, before breaking out into the song 'Weightless', by Sissel, which he magically knew the words to: "AND I'M WEIGHTLESS! FALLING IN LOVE, AND I'M WEIGHTLESS!"
"O.o" looked all the people who were watching this.
"AND I DON'T KNOW WHY, BUT I KNOW IT'S ALRIGHT!" Skull kid sang, horribly I might add.
"Ummm… Skull kid? Don't we have to teach this guy a lesson?" the yellow fairy asked.
"I'M IN CHARGE HERE!" Skull kid hissed. "REMEMBER, I HAVE BIGGORON'S SWORD!"
"O.O" Navi looked.
"Ahem. I feel like getting on with my speech. Ah yes. What's with that stupid horse of yours?! It doesn't listen to a word that's said to it!" Skull kid asked.
"Yes she does!" Link protested.
"Actually, no—AH-CHOO—she doesn't…" Navi paused, for in Totally Messed, Navi was almost eaten a couple of times by the horse.
"See?" Skull kid smirked.
"Nyaaah, nyaaaaaaahhhhhh!" Link mumbled while sticking out his tongue.
"Ahem. There's no point in riding a thing like that, so I did you a favor and got rid of it..."
(Link gasped.)
"OwO YOU DID? THANK YOOOOOOUUUUUUUU!" Link exclaimed with a wide grin on his face, wanting to hug Skull kid.
"Hee, hee… Aww, boo-hoo. Why the sad face?" Skull kid asked in a teasing voice.
"I'm not sad at all! In fact, I'm quite happy!" Link exclaimed.
"Well…um… Why the happy face? I just thought I'd have a little fun with you…" Skull kid told Link.
"I could easily beat you—AH-CHOO—to pulp right NOW!" Navi hissed, pointing her fairy finger at Skull kid evilly as her other hand clutched her Kleenex box of tissues close to her nose.
"Oh, come now… Do you really think you could beat me as I am now?" Skull kid asked Link.
"I don't think I could, but Navi here can!" Link exclaimed.
"Fool!" Skull kid yelled as Navi went inside Link's hat for apparently she had run out of tissues in her Kleenex box.
(Skull kid then did the oddest things. He shook his head back and forth.)
"O.o" Link looked.
(Skull kid's Mask started to pulse with electricity (I didn't know that the purple paper maché mask conducted electricity), and Link was absorbed in this vortex. He looked like he was in pain and he was surrounded by blackness.)
(Then, out of the blue (or I should say, black), the sound of rustling leaves surrounded him and he was crowded by Deku Scrubs. They were shaking their leaves in time with Skull kid's rattling (O.O I never knew that…). Link tried to run (while Navi yelled 'RUN FASTER'), but he ran on the spot into the blackness. Then a giant Deku Scrub walked up behind him and inhaled him.)
(Then, back from out of the blue, Link seemed to return to the Deku flower. He looked at his hands, but before he could look at his reflection, there was a loud scream.)
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH—AH-CHOO—HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Navi screamed from within Link's hat.
"What's the matter, Navi?" Link asked in a surprisingly chibi voice.
"MY HOUSE!" Navi screamed, for Link's head was her house. "I JUST SAW MY OWN HOUSE MORPH INTO THIS AS I WENT IN TO GET A NEW BOX OF KLEENEX! NOW LOOK! IT LOOKS—AH-CHOO—LIKE A CROSS BETWEEN A 1970'S LOG CABIN AND THE SALVAGED PARTS OF IVAN'S COMPOST BIN!"
"Ivan's compost bin?" Link asked in his chibi voice.
"Yes. Ivan usually throws away his—AH-CHOO—tree fungus collection." Navi told Link.
"O.O Tree fungus?" Link asked, chibi voice still.
"Whatever. You get the point. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH—AH-CHOO—HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Navi screamed.
(Navi flew out of Link's hat. Looked at Link and flew back in.)
"That explains it." Navi paused while looking at her house.
"…What?" Link asked.
(Link then got nervous. Then, water randomly appeared (I know it was there all the time, but Link didn't! Ahem…) before him and he took a drink. Then he looked at his reflection in the water. He saw his new appearance, clutched at his head and screamed a chibi scream. LINK WAS A CHIBI! Not only that, he was a DEKU! Skull kid just laughed.)
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Link screamed a Deku scream. "I'M A BOBBLE HEAD!"
"Hee, hee! Now, that's a good look for you! You'll stay here looking that way forever!" Skull kid laughed.
"I pity my house, Link…" Navi paused. "Apparently Dekus have termites."
"O.O WHATTTT?" Link screamed yet again.
"Instead of fleas." Navi told Link.
"CURSES!" Link yelled, for now I have had a new way of cursing and you just saw it!
"Ha! Ha!" giggled the yellow fairy.
"Hee! Hee!" Tael laughed.
"THAT'S IT!!!!!!" Navi hissed, flying out of Link's wooden hat, as wooden as Cherry-sama's wooden shoes. "YOU'LL PAY FOR MESSING—AH-CHOO—UP MY HOUSE!"
(Skull kid drifted/floated/paddled away out through a back door, laughing while doing so. Navi began to run after the trio of robbers, but the yellow fairy lingered behind and held Navi back, knocking her down.)
"HEY! IF YOU DON'T MIND! I HAVE TO AVENGE MY HOUSE!" Navi yelled at the yellow fairy. "STEP ASIDE!"
(The yellow fairy blew Navi a big raspberry.)
"Make me!" the yellow fairy smirked.
(Navi then snapped. Really. She snapped. Navi then started to beat the yellow fairy to pulp as the fairy, younger than Navi, fought back. The yellow fairy was surprised how strong Navi was. Skull kid drifted through the door, when Tael noticed that the yellow fairy was fighting an evil fairy.)
"DIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Navi hissed, currently very evil, which may be hard to think of due to her baby blue appearance.
"S-s…Sis!" Tael exclaimed, horrified at what was happening at his sister.
"DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME!" the yellow fairy yelled to Tael, yellow fairy trying her best to hold back Navi. "I'll hold her off for you!"
(Then the random wooden door, as wooden as Link's hat, closed. The yellow fairy paused, for Navi was on top of her, beating her to pulp and she could not flee in her position. But then, the worst of it came.)
"AHHHH-AHHHHHHHH-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Navi paused as she started to sneeze, a really big one for that fact.
"O.O" the yellow fairy looked, for currently Navi's hands couldn't block the sneeze, neither could the yellow fairy's.
"CCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Navi sneezed the biggest sneeze in Chibi's (Link) history, resulting all the germs flew onto the yellow fairy.
(There was a short silence.)
"EEEEEEWWWWWW! GROSS!" the yellow fairy yelled, becoming a member of the Grossed Out club. "That was just plain disgusting!"
"I can't help it!" Navi told the yellow fairy. "It's from the medication for my ONA!"
"…ONA…" the yellow fairy froze, horrified, for ONA is a common fairy disease, which was very contagious.
(The yellow fairy flew over to the door, somehow getting away from their catfight. The yellow fairy had enough with these two!)
"Whoa! Whoa Skull kid, wait for me! I'm still here!!!" the yellow fairy gasped, for she really wanted to get away from these insane people—especially Navi, since she had ONA. "Tael, you can't leave without me!"
(The yellow fairy banged herself against door for a while, then gave up. Her wings drooped. Then she perked up and turned to Navi and Link. She flew over to them.)
"You! If I wasn't dealing with you, I wouldn't have gotten separated from my brother!" the yellow fairy hissed at Navi.
"Your fault." Navi told the yellow fairy, making the fairy ignore her and turn to Link.
"Well, don't just sit there, Chibi Boy! Do something!!!" the fairy girl hissed, looking at the Deku.
(Link glared at the yellow fairy.)
"…Why are you looking at me like that? Is there something stuck on my face?" the fairy asked.
"Yeessss." Navi told the fairy in a sarcastic voice.
(The fairy took out her compact.)
"Really? Where?" the fairy asked, looking at her face in her mirror.
(Link stared at this strange little fairy brat.)
"Will you stop staring and just open that door for me?!?" the fairy hissed, putting away her compact and then quickly added: "Please!!!"
"Nope!" Link told the fairy.
"C'mon, a helpless, little—not to mention beat up—girl is asking you…" the fairy, putting on big puppy dog eyes, told Link.
"That's why you were so easy to fight!" Navi added, before sneezing.
"What about yourself, grandma?" the fairy hissed, her teeth turned into fangs and her pupils gone slit, then she faced Chibi Link, herself looking back to normal, ignoring Navi's next retort.
"GRANDMA? I'LL HAVE—AH-CHOO—YOU KNOW I'M ONLY 29!" Navi hissed, to the fairy, but Navi was ignored.
"So hurry up!" the fairy snapped at Link.
(The fairy turned and looked at the door wistfully.)
"Ohhhh, Tael… I wonder if that child will be alright on his own?" the fairy sighed melodramatically.
"He can take care of himself." Deku Link told the fairy, raising his hands as if saying that everything was alright.
"That depends… Hey, you!" Navi exclaimed, right before sneezing.
"What do you want, grandma?" the fairy hissed.
"Grrr… Is you brother anything like—AH-CHOO—Ivan?" Navi asked.
"Who on Termina is Ivan?" the fairy asked.
"He's Navi's booooyyy-friend!" Chibi Link teased in a teasing voice.
"Shut-ut up!" Navi hissed while turning pink. "Anyways, Ivan is—AH-CHOO—extremely stupid and needs someone smart in order to save him for dying instantaneously. And he is NOT my boyfriend."
(Navi glared at Link as she added this last remark.)
"Oh. That's sort of like Tael." The fairy paused, because the authoress wanted to point out the words 'SORT OF' because she has yet to come across a person completely like Ivan.
"Whatever. Let's find Skull kid." Link told Navi.
(Link went over to the door and opened it with the greatest of ease, and Skull kid said they would die there… Odd. Navi flew into Link's hat as he wandered down the hall until he reached a Deku flower, near a big bottomless pit. The yellow fairy flew up to Link indignantly.)
"Hey, wait for me!" the fairy yelled. "Don't leave me behind!"
"Too bad!" Link yelled.
"Um…that stuff back there…I…um…apologize, so… so take me with you!" the fairy told Link and Navi.
"You can't join us!" Navi hissed from inside Link's wooden hat. "I won't let you! There is no way I am getting a roommate!"
"Well…You wanna know about that Skull kid who just ran off, right?" the fairy asked.
"Yes! SO I CAN GET MY REVENGE FOR RUINING MY HOUSE!" Navi yelled, changing her mind very quickly.
"Well, I just so happen to have an idea of where he might be going." The fairy bragged. "Take me with and I'll help you out. Deal? Please?"
"Well…" Link paused, for he was considering joining this brat.
"Good! So it's settled!" the bratty fairy exclaimed.
(Link looked taken aback/shocked.)
"Now then, I'll be your partner…or at least until we catch Skull kid…" the fairy explained. "My name's Tatl."
"Nice to meet you Tatl!" Link exclaimed.
(Navi hissed.)
"…So, uh, it's nice to meet you or whatever. Now that we've gotten all that straightened out, can we stop messing around and get moving?" Tatl, the yellow fairy, asked impatiently.
"Fine." Link told Tatl.
"If I figure something out, press the up button command and I'll tell it to you. Hopefully, you'll manage to get by without my help until then." Tatl told Link.
(Navi flew out of Link's hat and looked at Link as if he was a Deku Scrub with pink and purple polka dots on him. Link looked at Navi, shook his head and shrugged resignation. They seemed to think nothing of this up 'button command'.)
"Alrighty then! Now I shall move into your hat and claim—" Tatl started.
"I TOLD YOU THAT I DO NOT TAKE ROOMMATES!" Navi hissed. "Besides, all the furniture is rooted to the floor and looks likes something from a 1970's hippie house! It wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the 'flower power' wall paper."
"O.o WWHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTT?????" Deku Link asked as he took off his wooden hat and looked on the inside.
(Sure enough there was a flowered pattern printed on the inside with clashing pink, green and brown colours.)
"Nice bald spot." Tatl smirked. "I've always wanted to live somewhere with nicely varnished hardwood flooring."
(Link quickly replaced his hat rather hastily, clutching the edge and holding it firmly down on his hollow head.)
"Well that's too bad!" Navi exclaimed, "I am not sharing my hardwood floor with you! I will not have you crawling all over my things!"
"Well, then, we'll just have to put a white line across the center!" Tatl grinned as she flew into Link's hat. "And I say that you should give me something after you sneezed on me!"
"OH NO YOU DON'T! All the furniture's mine!" Navi hissed evilly. "And besides we don't have any paint!"
"Well, then, we'll just have to make some green paint out of grass!" Tatl told Navi.
"BUT YOU SAID WHITE PAINT!" Navi yelled.
"White green then! Like the colour of…of…" Tatl paused, trying to have a good example of a white green thing.
"Of Navi's boyfriend!" Chibi Link smirked, holding his stubby arm in front of his cylinder of a mouth.
"IVAN'S MULTI-COLOURED! LIKE ALL THE FAIRIES IN KOKIRI VILLAGE!" Navi hissed. "AND HE'S NOT MY BOY-FRIEND!"
"…Right…" Tatl grinned.
(Link found it hard to move along the path with the two fairies bickering, but finally he made it to the end of the room. There, Tatl had her first reaction to ONA—drawing Link's attention to a withered tree.)
"Hey, you!" Tatl exclaimed. "C'mon, press Z and talk to me!"
"What's 'Z'? I once heard Ingo speak of it…" Deku Link paused.
"Whatever! Just talk to me!" Tatl told Link, while Navi meanwhile was snickering inside Link's hat.
"HOW'S THIS?" Link yelled since Tatl was far away.
"There you go! See? You can do it if you try!" Tatl exclaimed.
(Navi snickered insanely.)
"When I fly over to people or objects, use Z to look at them so you can talk to them. Use Z Targeting to talk to people even if they're far away. Or, if there's no one to target, you can use Z look straight ahead. But enough about that for now… Come over to this tree and check it out!" Tatl ranted.
(Tatl then looked like she was going to cry. Navi had now burst out laughing.)
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Tatl screamed pure torture. "My first ONA… Stupid vaccine didn't work."
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Navi laughed. "You know, there's no vaccine! It's just some idiots trying to make money off of stupid fairies!"
(Tatl glared at Navi. As for Link? He just ignored Navi and used the Deku flower to fly over to where Tatl was and 'talked' to the tree. And Tatl had yet another ONA!)
"It's strange, but the way you look right now sort of looks like this tree…" Tatl paused as Navi flew out of Link's hat.
"Your ONA has a point." Navi told Tatl.
"It looks all dark and gloomy…Almost like it could start crying any second now… How sad…" Tatl finished as she burst into tears. "WHHHHHYYYYY MEEEEE? WHHHHYYYYY ALLLLLWWWWAAAYYYSSS MEEE? WHY COULDN'T BE TAEL?"
"Ha. Ha." Navi laughed.
(In the next room was a twisted hallway, which Link found quite similar to that found in the Forest Temple in Totally Messed. On the other end was the inside gear-work for a large clock, or so it seemed. Link went up the ramp, and up the next ramp and up and up and up. He saw a door, tried and exit, but he was stopped.)
"You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?" a voice asked Link.
(With that comment, Navi flew out of Link's hat and yelled:)
"OF COURSE I HAVE! MY HOUSE HAS BEEN SCARILY ALTERED, I GOT A ROOMMATE, AND—Dude… You're here?" Navi paused as she looked at the person who was the owner of the voice.
(Link became curious and turned to see the Happy Mask Salesman…the grinning man… DIE, MR. SMILEY! Ahem. Tatl, who had just flown out of Link's wooden hat, ducked behind Link's head, as if afraid to be seen.)
"…Tatl? What are you hiding from?" Link asked the strange fairy.
"Hiding? I'm not hiding!" Tatl protested, looking up at different nearby corners on the ceiling. "Who said anything about hiding?"
"I own the Happy Mask Shop." The Happy Grinning Guy…erm…Happy Mask Salesman grinned, for he seemed really good at that.
"O.O" Link gasped as best as he could in such a high pitch of voice. "I SWEAR I PAID FOR THAT KEATON MASK! I DIDN'T STEAL IT OR SELL IT AND NOT PAY YOU BACK!"
"Shhh! He might hear you!" Navi hissed at Link, who hid behind Tatl, who hid behind Link, who hid behind Tatl, who hid behind Link, who hid behind Tatl, who hid behind Link, who hid behind Tatl, who hid behind Link… "Just act normal!"
(Link and Navi put on fake smiles…they were made out of…cardboard?)
"I travel far and wide in search of masks…" The Happy Mask Salesman told Link, not seeming to notice that both Link and Navi had masked their frowns with fake smiles. "During my travels, a very important mask was stolen from me by an imp in the woods."
"Spell check doesn't like that." Navi pointed out, acting normal. "It wants to change that to 'an imp in the woods stole a very important mask from me'."
"Whatever. It's my loss." The Happy Mask Salesman told Navi.
(The Happy Mask Salesman (HMS, his full name is so annoying to type…) turned to Chibi Link.)
"So here I am at a loss…" the HMS paused.
"I think we've noticed." Deku Link told the HMS.
"And now I've found you. Now don't think me rude, but I have been following you…" the HMS told Chibi Link.
"O.o STALKER! STALKER! STALKER! YOU'RE RELATED TO THE RANDOM OWL!" Link yelled, for he hated the random owl more than COWS!
"…For I know of a way to return you to your former self." The HMS bragged.
"O.O Did I call you stalker? No! I meant 'savior'!" Link exclaimed.
"If you can get the so-called 'precious' item that was stolen from me, I will return you to normal." The HMS bragged.
(With that comment, Deku Link said nothing. Just looked like he was the happiest drunkard alive.)
"In exchange…all I ask is that you also get back my precious mask that the imp stole from me." The HMS smirked.
"Why do you want it?" Link asked, suddenly very suspicious of the grinning man's actions.
"You see, I've been invited to Hyrule's Annual Ball by Princess Zelda and I was planning on wearing the mask to it." The HMS grinned. "But then it was stolen by the imp."
"Why did/would she invite you?" Chibi Link asked.
"I gave her (at a price) a powerful mask I like to call the 'Sheikah Mask'." The HMS explained.
"Oh." Navi paused.
"So will you get it back for me?" the HMS asked. "It would seem odd if I did not attend a royal party."
"Well…um…" Navi paused, for she really didn't want to fight Skull kid.
"What? Is that not a simple task?" the HMS asked Navi.
"I'm not saying that! I'm just saying it's not less hard." Navi paused, contradicting herself.
"Why, to someone like you, it should be by no means a difficult task." The HMS teased.
"I'm taking a vacation this adventure!" Navi hissed.
"I'll get it!" Chibi Link exclaimed in a somewhat cool voice for his current form, Link still wanting to be a hero since Navi ended the hero he was suppost to be.
"Except… The one thing is…I'm a very busy fellow…" the HMS grinned, like he always does (ARGGG! STUPID GRINNING MAN! WHY DOES HE ALWAYS GRIN? IS IT A SPORT? Ack! You did not read that…).
"Right." Link told the HMS.
"And I must leave this place in three days." The HMS told Link. "In order to get myself ready for the party itself."
"O.O YOU WANT ME TO SAVE THE MASK IN BLOODY THREE DAYS?" Link gasped.
"Sappy." Navi corrected, for Link was a tree…thing, and that he no longer had blood.
"How grateful I would be if you could bring it back to me before my time here is up…" the HMS told Link, as if not hearing his last comment.
(Link said nothing, but fainted.)
"But yes…you'll be fine." The HMS muttered, in his own little dream world. "I see you are young and have tremendous courage."
"Young, yes. Courage, no." Navi told the HMS.
"I'm sure you'll find it right away." The HMS told Navi as the HMS walked North, but realized he was going to be a lazy bum throughout the whole story so he walked back to where he was suppost to be. "Well then, I'm counting on you…"
(Navi took a DEEEEEEEEEEEEP breath.)
"I'm up!" Link told Navi. "I'm up. Just don't yell those cursed words in my ear."
(Navi chuckled as Link exited through the door.)
Cherry-sama: Chapter two!
Navi: T.T I have a roommate…
Tatl: And I currently have all the furniture on my side.
Navi: Not so fast! I bought all of the stuff with MY RUPPEES!
Tatl: What'cha gonna do, grandma?
Navi: KICK YOU OUT IN THREE DAYS! Your days are numbered, sister.
Tatl: But remember, tomorrow never comes!
Deku Link: T.T I'm chibi… Please review.