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Ch. 2
The Doooooods
A guys night out…
Jason: *holds door open for Percy* After you.
Percy: No, after you.
Jason: I insist, after you.
Nico: *pushes past both of them* After me.
Later...
Jason: What's the first thing you think when you see me?
Percy: Sunshine.
Frank: Perseverance and capability.
Leo: My wonderful best friend who I would kill for.
Nico: A happy walrus.
Everyone: …
Nico: Walruses are amazing and I respect them highly.
Later…
Leo: Y'all'd've-
Jason: *crying* I have no idea what you're saying…
Later…
Percy: My leg fell asleep, I can't feel it.
Nico: *kicks Percy hard in the leg*
Percy: *screaming in pain* WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?
Nico: You're a liar!
Later…
Jason: My mind says college, *camera zooms in on Jason's face* but my heart says isolated sheep herder in Iceland.
Later...
Leo: Hey. Hey. Hey, Frank.
Frank: Yes, Leo?
Leo: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Frank: *rolls eyes* I don't know Leo. Why did the chicken cross the road?
Leo: To get to the idiot's house.
Leo: Hey. Hey. Hey, Frank.
Frank: What, Leo?
Leo: Knock, knock.
Frank: *sighs* Who's there?
Leo: The chicken.
Frank: NOW LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE-
Later…
Jason: What do you call a sphere full of idiots?
Nico: Earth.
Later...
Percy: I love how these 'vegans' still drink water… Like, that's a fish's house, you b*tch. (No offense to Vegans.)
Leo: 'Vitamin C' is Spanish for 'Vitamin Yes'.
Nico: *points to the door* Out.
Later...
Nico: What? Are you 12?
Leo: On a scale of 1-10, yeah.
Later…
Jason: Oh, complain, complain! You know, when life gives you lemons-
Nico: I COMPLAIN ABOUT THE LEMONS!
Later...
Percy: Bro, look at this art.
Jason: 'Kay, lemme see it, bro.
Percy: *Shows phone*
Jason: Bro, that's the camera on selfie mode.
Percy: That's 'cause you're art, bro.
Jason: B r o
Later...
Percy: *whines* I'm not needy!
Jason: Percy, you're the definition of needy.
Jason: Remember that one time you called me at three in the morning to make sure we were still friends?
Later...
Jason, about Nico: So he told me, "How f*cking dare you? You're such an evil b*tch. How spiteful and jealous are you? How f*cking dare you, Jason. You crossed a major line with me. That shit is not okay. You dumb, evil, little f*cking troll. You have no idea how much I hate you. You're disgusting."
Jason: All I did was wake him up.
Later…
Percy: *giggling* So Wendy's and Burger King are having sex, and Burger King says, "You like this?" and Wendy says, "I'm lovin' it!" and then Burger King stops and asks, "What did you just say?"
Frank: What did I just hear?
Heading back to the Argo II…
Jason: Wow. That bird is so majestic… It's beautiful. I can't believe I get to witness this.
Leo: That's a Pepsi can.
THE END. HOPE YOU LIKED IT.