Disclaimer - I don't own the characters and the book does take place in the marvel universe. Also a lot of this isn't in order and something are cut out. This will probably be the weirdest fanfic you've ever read, but bare with me please. It's really confusing time to time mostly because it supposed to be a sort of weird comedy. I'm trying my best to make this make sense. Just try and read for me please!
Also the ships I'll be using is basically all of them (Natasha/Clint Natasha/Bruce Tony/Steve Steve/Bucky Tony/Pepper etc.) I know I'm weird.
Natasha walked in the park admiring the beauty. She wouldn't usually do this, but with all the missions and attacks she need a breather. Plus it was a nice spring day, 70° degrees, and a wonderful nice blue sky. The spy felt like she could stay in the peaceful environment forever.
Then she fell...
The Black Widow, a trained S.H.I.E.L.D agent, survivor of the red room, and skilled assassin, just tripped on a rock and feel right on her face.
'You got to be fucking kidding me! What type of agent trips on a-'
"Are you alright miss, you've been laying there for awhile." Natasha's thoughts were interrupted by the unknown voice, making her lift her head. Immediately she was drawn to the man's green eyes that shined like emeralds. The man also had messy dark brown hair that ended above his ears. He had his hand held outwards, waiting for her to take it.
"Sorry, I just tripped on..." She stood up looked down to see what she did trip on. By her feet there was 4 small puppies sitting on the ground. "Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry I tripped over your puppies, I swear it was a accident, are they hurt."
"Don't worry their perfectly fine, I'm Ethan and you just be?" Ethan still had his hand out still waiting for Natasha to take it.
"I'm Natalia," she said as she took his hand, shaking it. The spy decided that it was better to use her cover name than her real one. Then the two adults stood there in silence. It wasn't in till a few minutes later they talked again. "So you wanna go and grab a coffee?" And just like that the two adults were off.
"So how was your day at work?" The two of them had stopped at a local Starbucks for a late lunch. Natasha ordered a Caffe Misto while Ethan ordered a Caramel Frappuccino. (I actually had to go to Starbucks' website to know what they sell, because I don't go there a lot. ) had told him I worked at fashion weekly instead of telling him the real thing.
"It's been pretty good, actually -" 'Ring ring!' Natasha check her phone to see who was calling. When she looked at the number she immediately got up of her seat. "I'm sorry I have to take this call. I'll be back in a bit." She then continued to walked out the door answering the call.
N.- "Coulson what is it?"
C.- "Fury wants to see you. Something about your mission."
N.- "When does he need me there by?"
C.- "Be here in 10, and don't be late."
With that Coulson hanged up and Widow went back inside.
"Hey Ethan, I really need to be somewhere right now and I can't be late. We can talk another time if you want?" Natasha picked up her coffee and took a pen out of her purse. She then took a napkin and wrote her number down. "Just call me if you want to set something up."
"Okay then, see you later Natalia!" That's is where the two parted ways
Ethan took out his phone and dialed a number. "I got her boss, one down five more to go. She was fairly easy to trick, I guess I learn from the best."
"Great job she's bond to have died by now. I can't wait to see the look on their faces. You did out the right one in right?"
"The purple one?" Ethan to hear the face palm from the other line. Then realization but him. He's color blind. "Ohhh, I actually put in the red one not that one."
"You fucking idiot!"