I do not own MAD magazine or SPY vs. SPY, but if I did, boy oh boy would I be rich!
Chapter 8
How to cope with newfound powers by Danny Fenton
I woke up dizzy and kinda sick. I staggered upstairs to my room. Without even looking in the mirror, I grabbed a MAD magazine and plopped myself on my bed. I just got to the Spy vs. Spy comic when the magazine fell through my hands. I tried grabbing it, but my hand disappeared. I thought to myself, "too many comics... I'm starting to see things." I went into the bathroom to wash up and get ready for bed, when I realized that something was very, very, different with me. For starters, my hair was white as snow and my eyes changed from light blue to light green. Also, the ghost suit I've been wearing was still on, but its colors were reversed. "OK," I said to myself, "what the crap is going on?" But then I remembered the explosion in the lab… the red button… and the giant green light. It had all happened, which meant… "Aw jeez… I'm a GHOST!" I started to panic. But then I realized something. Being a ghost would be kinda cool. I mean think about it. Ghosts can fly, turn invisible, fly through walls, and take over people's bodies. But before going into the other details, I realized, "I can't go to school like this." Just another reason for Dash to pester me. But then, I thought about being normal again. And just like that, two glowing energy rings engulfed me. And soon enough, I was back to me again. "I can NOT tell anyone about this." I said. "Not even Sam and Tuck. Well, maybe Sam. But knowing Tuck, he'd probably blab it all over the school." So I decided to keep it a secret. Hey, Spiderman keeps secrets, and look at him. But even secrets have a way of leaking out…
How was that? So how will Sam and Tuck find out? How long can Danny keep a secret THIS big? Why am I asking YOU all these questions? Stay tuned to find out!