Divine rays from the dead shell of the weeping cosmos strike the hour of midnight eating the
radiant corpse of the bleak world. "I myst bring back Doom Slayer from the stygian embrace
of the underworld" contemplated the Black swordsman under the fallen silver sky of eternal
colourless light. He walked to the old and almost forgotten statue of Anubis that opened the
gloomy portal that transported him to the outer void of the inner night that led him to
the underworld. His first encounter was with two fat, putrid demons that were member of the
dreaded God Hand, "I already killed one member of the God Hand with the help of my noble
and brooding comrade in arms the Doom Slayer. Step away or face my wrath!" He roared like
steel dragon in the halls of tiamat beyond the ordered universe. "We do not fear you wrench!
We are the demon gods, angels to some, demons to others! It is you who should tremble
before us!" they shrieked like the seven headed beast of the apocalypse. "So be it!" answered
the Swordsman as he leapt into action, his blade erect in his daemon was quickly
beheaded but the other used mental powers to freeze the Black Swordsman like some ancinet
statue cast in bronze. But then suddenly out of nowhere came the blinding flash of steel
that decapitated the second daemon sending his to the dark oblivion in corridors beyond
the space and time where Azathoth reigns supreme. It was the Doom Slayer that striketh the
blow that killed the second daemon and it was his blade that drank his precious life flyids.
"My friend, my brother we meet again! What a glorious ocasion!" articulated the Swordsman.
"Indeed my comrade, we are one again, our naked manly bodies and our thirsty steel swords."
belowed the Slayer.
"It is time that we rescue my girlfriend from the vile paws of the
forsaken daemon spawn!" growled the Black Swordsman. "Why do you care for the mere wrench
when you have me brother, did't our naked bodies collide as one in the heat of battle!"
answered the Doom Slayer. "I can not let the monstrous beast have her brother, she is mine!"
answered the Swordsman. "Wery well, let's go!" grumbled the Slayer with dissatisfaction
on his bruised manly face. They traveled like two giants among men, killing the soulless
demon hordes earth and heaven singing about their immortal glory. When they were near the
climax of their journey they encountered a lusty demoness who was member of the God Hand and
who was blocking their path. "I will tear your naked flesh!" gasped the demoness. "You will
never defile our manhood, you unclean whore!" rasped the Swordsman and the Slayer in unison.
The demoness said nothing more and instead lept forward to attack them but they were
prepared and dodged ther orgiastic attack while thrusting their long wet swords into her
exposed flesh. "Oh cruel fate is this the end of me." gasped the demoness with her last dying
breath, " why has fate forsaken me now" she continued, "what did I spent my life on" she
rasped, "Is this all there is" she orgasmed, "Oh the humanity!" she finished. With that over
they continued on their journey. They were fearless like titans of old remembered in ancient
songs and epic sagas. Finally they reached the final member of the God Hand, a dude in the
shitty batman costume. "Release my beloved girlfriend now you mindless animal!" ejaculated
the Black Swordsman. Demon answered not but flew to meet them in combat, but this time
Doom Slayer was prepared and grabbed his long BFG and used it to blow daemons head clean off.
"My love we meet again!" gasped the girlfriend whimsicoricaly, "Silence wrench men are
talking!" answered the black swordesman. "I tought you loved me!" questioned the girlfriend,
"I do" said the Swordsman, " but my loualty lies with my brother, the Doom Slayer, and his
powerful BFG!" he continued. "Men you are all the same!" gasped girlfriend. The two badasses
laughted hartily and rode of into the sunset.
Stay tuned deer readers as new and awesome adwentures await them, to glory!