Yup. Still insane. By the way, this series is going to contain a large number of my favorite crack pairings. You've been warned.
Disclaimer: I do not own Fairy Tail.
Translation Notes:
The following excerpt was, in truth, scribbled with apparent haste upon a note and found shoved within the book when it was rediscovered. Although not a part of the text itself, the Archaeological Society believed it prudent to include this within the translated work. For if it is indeed as genuine as tests preformed at the time of this publication conclude it to be, it provides an intriguing insight into the era, for the simple fact that the joint authors of the note were well-known enemies of each other. Not only that, one was listed as a wanted criminal.
(1) It was, prior to the discovery of this text and note, unclear as to whether the individuals known as Mest Gryder and Doranbolt were in truth related at all, as stories of the men were confusing and unclear. This note confirmed the long-held suspicion that they were, in fact, the same person.
(2) The Magic Council of the era in question was destroyed several times by various individuals.
(3) Various linguistics experts believe the term, "for shits and giggles" to be a colloquialism of the era meant to convey an act perpetrated for the sole sake of inciting laughter.
(4) It is worth mentioning that Erik Heartfilia, in addition to his status as a fugitive, was believed to be the husband of Lucy Heartfilia, the author of the second oldest surviving text from the era.
I retrieved these reports from the wreckage of the Magic Council on two separate occasions. (1) I hope that one day, the guild can look back at these and see how far we've all come.
-Mest Gryder, of Fairy Tail, formerly Doranbolt of the Magic Council, formerly Mest Gryder of Fairy Tail. (2)
Ignore the moron. We're putting these here because quite frankly this shit needs to be buried deep. And I'm also doing this for shits and giggles. (3)
-Erik Heartfilia, of Crime Sorciere, formerly Cobra of Oracion Seis. (4)