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Note: I accidentally reposted Day 4 and 5 as the same chapter, so I decided to take out the 5th chapter in here. Sorry for any problems. I also corrected more grammar stuff. There's bound to be more things wrong with it. Forgive me. I suck.

Day 6

Weather is Sunny and slightly cold (I don't get the weather here)

Location is The village of Cyprus, 2 days southeast of Ostia

I swear if Lucius bothers me to go shopping one more time I'm going to set him on fire and chuck him in the river. After a minor squabble this morning with a couple of stupid bandits (and another misdemeanor courtesy of our new "pegasus knight" Bartre), Merlinus informed us we were out of supplies.

SO Lucius (or Lucifer in disguise, he's almost as annoying as Fiora) fights with his hair, and runs over to me, and shrieks "ERK LETS GO SHOPPING!"

No thanks. Shopping isn't bad unless you're going with a guy that's mistaken for a woman on a regular basis. We're not just talking looks here. The guy is NUTS.

In case you haven't noticed, I'm slightly irritated and easily annoyed today. I'm only writing in this to get my mind off my left leg.

No-hit-takie-horsie-rider-guy + lance + Erk's leg dead horsie rider guy and Erk in very much pain

Serra refuses to heal me completely because she STILL thinks I'm stalking her. I was bored on the ship and I was trying to find something interesting and she's a major gossip!

Great. Fiora's wondering around the tent AGAIN and wants to know "Is there anything I can do for you, Erky?". She's really starting to get annoying. Maybe I should pull out that Nosafera…thing and use her for target practice.

Better idea. Tell Raven Fiora likes him. THAT will get her off me.

Anima Sage, Erk

Day 7

Weather is warm and sunny.

Location is the same bloody place as yesterday

My leg is feeling MUCH better, but I'm not exactly sure about Fiora. Bartre nearly broke her pegasus' back and it has delayed us a day's walk in order for it to recover. Hey, at least she forgot about me for the time being.

Nothing else new is going on. Fancy that. I lied. Raven got into a bar fight (he was drunk) and set fire to a peasant's barn. He was thrown in jail this morning and Eliwood had to bail him out. There went half of the new supplies.

Nils has been talking NON STOP. He keeps wandering in and out of tents, asking random questions and interrupting people. Normally we don't mind (the girls don't, they think its so "cute") but it's those really annoying questions like

"If a rooster crows in the morning, which way will it fall off the roof at noon and get struck by lightning?"

Ok, not that retarded, but I think you get my point. I let down the tent curtains and blew out all the lamps except for this one in hoping that he thinks I'm asleep. (Kate isn't in here or else Kent would get suspicious and burst in here.)

Guy really needs a new sword. That old Killing Edge he had bit the dust this morning (thanks to Sain trying to use it for cooking. Who knew weapons took hits against THAT?) So he's been moody all morning, which made Matthew moody. Oh well, don't care. They ran off to their little tent and no one's seen them since. Not even Nils will venture into the tent.

Kate wants me to go out to lunch with Ninian, Wil, Lucius, and herself. Maybe if it was just her and Ninian I wouldn't have a problem, but Wil doesn't shut up and Lucius is annoying as all living... Well she's paying for it so never mind.

Hopefully we'll be back on the road tomorrow. Pfft. Yeah right.

Anima Mage, Erk

Day 8

Weather is dark and dreary

Location is one day south of Ostia.

Very long battle today. Nils passed out in the middle of the floor from a lack of energy and ironically (uh huh) a bunch of wyverns and horsemen attacked us. One of the wyvern riders joined us (his name is Heath) and well... he seems to be the equivalent of a male pegasus knight...

Aside from Bartre but I'm not getting into that.

Guy was injured pretty badly. He took a nasty blow to the side thanks to an archer in a ballista (I HATE those, really I do. They're like Sains with sharp pointy sticks.) and even after Serra and Priscilla (even I equipped a mending rod to help out) healed him, he's still out for awhile. Not good at all. Matthew, of course, was snappy for the rest of the evening. Big surprise there, huh?

Hector and Rebecca seem to be a bit edgy. They're very in tune to each others feelings (ugh, romance. NOT for me thank you.) and Hector's iffy about going to Ostia, which makes Rebecca nervous. That or she's just pmsing, one or the other.

Alright. THAT'S IT! Fiora is going DOWN! She obviously does NOT get that point that I don't need help with anything and I don't have an injuries prior to the one 2 days ago!

Sometimes she can be flat out annoying but if I even TRY to shock her, Kent or Eliwood will slaughter my hide. I'm going to tell Kate that she keeps coming in here to steal something or whatever...

Maybe I could tell her Fiora was the one taking her chocolates (even though I caught Nils in here this morning, red handed.) that might set her off. Don't get me wrong, I'm not evil or anything. Heh.

But seriously! Having a pegasus knight (sure, Fiora's cute to an extent) wondering in here begging you for... you know... every five minutes is EXTRMELY annoying.

Kate's griping that she wants to go to bed so I have to hit the sack. She's had a long day and Matthew keeps telling her it's her fault for Guys' injuries. If Kent didn't shoot daggers at me I would have set the bastard on fire...

Anima Sage, Erk

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