"Harry? Where are you taking us?" Hermione asked, sounding a little nervous. We had already passed the infirmary and were heading up the stairs leading to the Ravenclaw tower.

"Does it matter? You can take me anywhere, Harry." Ron said, waggling his eyebrows. I sighed.

"Ron."

"Yes?"

"Shut up now."

"n'k." He beamed.

"If you must know, we're going to get Luna." Hermione pouted.

"Why do you have to get the beast?" She whined. Hermione was still a little pissed at how everyone thought Luna and Ron were a cute couple.

"Because-" I stopped mid-sentence. The door to the Ravenclaw common room was wide open, and making out on the couch was Luna and...actually, does it matter who it was? All that really registered to me was Ron's girlfriend was kissing another dude. Hermione and I glanced at each other, but Ron seem unfazed. He calmly walks over, taps her on the shoulder, and says,

"We're over." Then leaves, closing the door behind him.

"Wow, Ron, that was terrible!I can't believe she would cheat on you!" She gushed. Ron shrugged.

"Besides, I always liked you better." He grinned and Hermione blushed. I rolled my eyes.

"Go get a closet or something." They looked at each other and walked away.

"Wait up! Where are you going?"

"We're getting a closet."


This is the real 1st chappy. For all you peoples who worry, Ron gave me permission to make him my puppet, right Ron?

Ron: Um...no actually.

me: who asked you?

Ron: you just did. Are...are you on something?

me: ... :D

sorry, didn't mean to get all distracted. REVIEW or I'll cry. not joking.