The Hangover: Twilight Edition
Author's Note: I'm bored so I decided to do this just for fun. A lot of people have seen "The Hangover" and personally I thought it was hilarious…so let's just do this Twilight Style and all human just for fun. The concept from the movie will be the same only the bachelor party friends will be different, and I've changed a few details. Enjoy!
Plot: Edward's marrying Bella in three days so Jasper, Emmett and Jacob, Bella's best friend, all pull together to take Edward to Vegas for one last weekend of fun before he ties the not. They get to Vegas and end up having a wild evening…the only problem? They don't remember a thing and they can't find Edward. Weird things happen to Jasper, Emmett and Jacob on their search for Edward and finding out JUST what happened the night before.
Disclaimer: I do not own the Twilight Characters nor do I own the general concept of this story….this is just for fun.
Chapter 1: Heading to Vegas
Edward stood in the living room of the apartment he shared with his fiancee Bella waiting for her best friend, Jacob, to arrive so that they could go pick up Emmett and Edward for their drive to Vegas for the weekend before he was supposed to get married. He wasn't exactly excited about Jacob tagging along but to please his fiancee, he invited him along knowing that Jacob was going to be in their lives regardless of how he felt about him. He would never make his beloved choose between him and her best friend that she had known since childhood, after all Jacob was like the brother that she had never had. The reason that Edward didn't care for Jacob was because he was a bit of a "fuck up" as Emmett would call it. This coming from a man who was in love with a total bitch who cheated on him last summer when she went on a trip to Italy with friends with the bellhop at their hotel, I really couldn't trust his judgment in people.
When Jacob FINALLY arrived we headed out to the high school where they picked Jasper up, he was a teacher there. Jasper ran out to the car excitedly and threw his bag in the trunk of Edward's Mercedes convertible and jumped into the back seat.
"Vegas, baby!" he yelled as they drove off "Sin City…what happens there stays there."
"There won't be anything happening there that NEEDS to stay there, Jazz." Edward said and he laughed.
"Loosen up, man. This is supposed to be FUN!" he said and Edward relaxed a bit. They drove a bit further toward their friend Emmett's house that he shared with his girlfriend, Rosalie. Upon pulling out front Edward honked the horn to alert Emmett that they were outside. They heard the sound of Rosalie bitching for Emmett to call every hour and to answer his phone and the guys all groaned to themselves, thankful that they didn't have to deal with that type of think with their girls. When Emmett finally grew tired of the tongue lashing that Rosalie was giving him, he all but ran out to the car, throwing his things in the trunk.
The boys drove a couple of hours to Seattle and boarded a plane to Las Vegas. Once the plane touched down they all deplaned and headed to the rental car place to rent a car for the weekend and headed to the hotel. Once at the front desk they checked in with the receptionist to see if their room was ready.
"Yes, checking in under the name Whitlock." Jasper said.
"Yes, two double rooms on the top floor. Would you like to update to a suite?" the lady behind the desk asked.
"Come on, Em. Give them your credit card." Jasper said nudging Emmett.
"No, dude, Rosie would KILL me if I charged a suite in VEGAS on my credit card knowing that I was supposed to be in Napa Valley." Emmett replied.
"Come on dude, live a little. Don't let her keep your balls in her purse ALL the time." Jasper said with a laugh.
"Where's your card?" Emmett asked.
"I took all the money out, all I have it cash." Jasper said.
"I'll go halves with you, Em." Edward piped up and Emmett raised a hand.
"No, dude. I got this, it's your weekend." he said handing the receptionist his credit card to swipe. The boys got their suite key and headed up to the suite which was HUGE. It had four separate sleeping areas, a huge living room area, a bar and a kitchen area. It was very nice. The boys were immediately in awe as they went to their separate rooms to get ready for their first night in Vegas, knowing that they would need to be on their way first thing Sunday morning to be back in time for Edward and Bella's wedding that evening.
As Jacob stepped out to speak to one of his friends that lived in Vegas, Edward and Jasper walked into Emmett's room with him. He was tucking in his shirt, getting ready for a night out on the town with the boys while talking to Rosalie on the phone about the scenery around "Napa Valley". When he quickly said "I love you" only to be cut off with a dial tone he threw the phone on the bed and Edward and Jasper snickered at him.
"What?" Emmett said defensively.
"Dude, I swear she'd complain if Jesus Christ himself came down and gave her a 5 dollar bill." Jasper said, his southern accent thick.
"Yeah, dude. How can you put up with her?" Edward asked.
"Aww come one, guys. She's not that bad." Emmett said.
"Dude, you are SERIOUSLY going to say that after she fucked that waiter in Italy?" Jasper said.
"It wasn't a waiter, it was the bell hop and we have moved past that. In fact…" he said reaching in his bag "I was planning on giving her this at your wedding, Eddie. If that's ok"
Inside the little box was a beautiful yet antique engagement ring that once belonged to Emmett's grandmother.
"Dude, is this your grandma's ring?" Edward asked and Emmett nodded. "Congratulations, man."
"Dude! You are making a HUGE mistake marrying that bitch." Jasper said.
"You just can't be happy for anyone can you?" Emmett said.
"No, marriage SUCKS and it's even worse when you are married to someone like THAT." Jasper said.
"Now wait, dude. I thought you and my sister were happy together" Edward said.
"No, we are…dude, that's not my point…you see how Rosalie is now, she's a total BITCH! Imagine what it's going to be like AFTER you can't escape without lawyers or a costly divorce." Jasper replied and Edward agreed.
Just then they heard the door to the room close and Jacob entered carrying a bag with a bottle of Tequila. "Shall we hit the roof?" he asked and everyone agreed, following him up to the roof. They had to wedge the door open since it locked from the inside when the door shut. Jacob poured everyone a shot and they took a shot to their night on the town. Little did they know that tonight was going to be a night to remember…or forget.