Woot! It stopped being stupid! I can post again! (even though it wuz only like a two hour wait.) (sweatdrop) anyways. I hope this chapter makes you laugh as much as it made me laugh. (couldn't stop for over 10 minutes.) Please R&R!

DISCLAIMER: Some of the ideas in this fic are not mine but most of them are. (meaning about 5 ideas are from Crystal, Emma, and Amako) Thanks guys! I also don't own FMA.

ONWARD!

Emma danced around the room singing. "I'm bringing sexy back, yeah. Them other boys don't know how to act, yeah. I think you're special what's behind your back, yeah. So turn around and I'll pick up the slack, yeah."

"Ahhh!!! Its SEXY BACK!" Kailee and Crystal screeched in unison, covering their ears. "Emma! Stop singing!"

Stephanie and Vanessa walked in at that moment and looked to see what all the commotion was about. "What the hell are you guys doing?"

"EMMA IS SINGING SEXY BACK!" Kailee screamed and ran out the door.

Crystal sprinted after her. "Make her STOP, Stephanie!"

Crystal slammed into Kailee who stood, frozen, just a few feet out the door. "STEPHANIE! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO?!" she screeched.

Stephanie calmly came to stand beside Crystal and Kailee. "He challenged me. So I fought."

"But you beat the crap outta him!" Kailee retorted.

"Hey. He started it."

There, on the floor, lay an unconscious Ed. Suddenly the front door burst open and the girls turned, startled. "BROTHER!" The suit of armour crashed to the ground, tripping over its own feet.

Suddenly Laura popped into the room with a large fish in her hands. "TUNA SLAP!" she squeaked. She then went around the room and slapped everyone with the large tuna fish.

Crystal blinked. Grinning evily she reached into her pocket and pulled out an inflatable hammer. She quickly blew it up and threw her arms into the air. "BOOM!"

Kailee and Stephanie blinked. Crystal ran around the room and hit everyone with the hammer. Emma then came out of the room still singing Sexy Back. "Come here girl,
Go ahead be gone with it, come to the back. Go ahead be gone with it, VIP. Go ahead be gone with it, Drinks on me. Go ahead be gone with it, Let me see what you're twirkin' with. Go ahead be gone with it, Look at those hips. Go ahead be gone with it, you make me smile. Go ahead be gone with it, Go ahead child. Go ahead be gone with it, and get your sexy up. Go ahead be gone with it."

Everyone screeched and covered their ears. Suddenly Laura jumped up and threw her hands in the air and began to sing the Waka Laka song. Everyone joined in trying to cover up Sexy Back. "Waka Laka's a thing to play forever, Just to be together (Just to be together) Waka Laka's a place to be forever, Waka Laka love and fantasy!"

Emma sung louder. "I'm bringing sexy back (yeah) Them other (beep) don't know how to act (yeah) Come let me make up for the things you lack (yeah) Cause your burning up I gotta get it fast (yeah) Take 'em to the bridge"

"See Waka Laka when you need a flight of fantasy (fantasy) Ecstasy (ecstasy) Rhapsody (rhapsody) See Waka Laka when you want a love so tenderness (tenderness) Waka Laka make you fly!"

"I'm bringing sexy back (yeah) The mother (beep) watch how I attack (yeah) If that's your girl better watch your back (yeah) Cause she'll burn it up for me and that's a fact (yeah)"

Suddenly Ed woke up and whacked Emma on the back of the head. She stumbled forward and turned around. He held a large pie in his hands. Before she had any time to react he threw it in her face. The pie tin slid to the floor. Everyone stood there shocked for a moment until frogs started raining from the ceiling. (…?) A big dark green frog flopped down on Ed's head. (Haha rhyme) Emma burst into a fit of manic-ish laughter. "Fear my awesome frog summoning powers!"

Everyone gasped. "She's a FROG SUMMONER!" they all screeched and grabbed random umbrellas to shield themselves from the evil frogs.

Suddenly a large muffin appeared. "I command all of you mortals to eat chocolate or else I, Mr. Muffin, will eat you!"

Everyone gasped and grabbed a chocolate bar. Quickly they each ate the chocolate. Mr. Muffin pouted. "Aw. But I'm so hungry."

Crystal gasped. "What kind of muffin are you?"

Mr. Muffin hesitated. "Chocolate chip."

Crystal squealed. "CHOCOLATE!!!!!! GET HIM!!!!!!"

I'd get into detail but all the little kiddies out there would get upset. So all I shall say is,

"And that was the end of Mr. Muffin."

Crystal licked her lips. "Mmm chocolaty!"

Everyone blinked. Suddenly Ed started dancing around. "Nanananananana, BATMAN!"

Everyone blinked. (Hah. They do that a lot.) Suddenly Amako poof-ed from out of nowhere and put a large umbrella-like thing into Kailee's hands. She opened it, raised an eyebrow, and then closed it. Suddenly water squirted from the top. Kailee grinned. "I'VE GOT TEH POWA!" She laughed hysterically and started squirting everyone with water.

Edward ducked behind a couch. "Man what's with this fanfic?"

Suddenly Amako re-appeared and slapped him on the back of the head with a carrot. "No fourth walling idiot!"

Suddenly Bugs Bunny appeared and took the carrot from Amako's hands. He took a bite. "Ehh… What's up, Doc?" Munch, munch, munch.

Amako and Ed stared at the gray rabbit children everywhere love so dearly. He stared back. "…Am I in the wrong story…?"

Sweat drop.

"Guess so." Bugs Bunny sighed and vanished in a cloud of gray smoke. Amako and Ed exchanged glances before Amako vanished as well. Edward crawled out from behind the couch and tackled Kailee to the ground. Taking a random cake he smushed it over her head. She screeched. "My hair!"

Edward got up and raced around the room, Kailee hot on his tail. Suddenly Laura popped out in front of them and smushed two large pies in their faces. The pie tins slid to the floor. Kailee stood there and licked the creamy pie off her face. "Mm banana cream."

Vanessa and Crystal burst in and started singing the banana song. "Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, banana phone! Ring, rin-" Suddenly Stephanie shoved two large cakes into their faces. Crystal jumped up and down. "Yum! Chocolate!" And so the randomness goes on.

"There once was a guy named Mr.Muffin,
He made us eat chocolate or we'd be nothin'.
We followed his command,
Although it was a stupid demand,
And since he was chocolate, that was his endin'."

'Kay so who can guess who wrote that little poem inspired by my little Mr.Muffin spree? Whoever guesses right will... be featured in a chapter of Weirdness! How's that for awsome, eh? Sorry for the lame ending lol. Thanks for the ideas Crystal, Emma, and Amako! You helped me alot! I hope you liked the chapter! Please review!