I also roll to see who gets to be A and who gets to be B. Matthew had a die, and the other person does, who ever's number if higher, is person A ^.^
so this is how this worked out!
Chapter 2: Matthew is high and thinks he's a Disney princess. Ivan has to calm him down.
"I want my birds! where are my birds!" Matthew slurred around the gauze in his mouth as Ivan helped him to sit on the couch. He was still pretty out of it from the drugs they gave him while getting his wisdom teeth out…
"What birds are you talking about?" Ivan asked as he looked around the house. He was fairly certain Matthew only had Kumajiro as a pet…
"The ones-" He spit the gauze out in a puddle of bloodied saliva before sitting back up dazed and drooling, "The ones who help me clean the house! Those birds! oh and my squirrels and bunnies… no one fed them… oh no…" Matthew started to cry, head in his hands as he pulled his legs sleepily up to his chest, leaning against the arm in despair "Bambi I'm sorry! First your mother now no apples and peanut butter... I'm horrible" He whined.
"What? Matthew what are you-"
"That's Princess Matthew to you! I am a Disney princess and i wanna be treated according to my status…" He slurred, eyes still covered and pointing nowhere near where Ivan was standing
"you… you think you are princess?"
"I don't think! I know! I talk to animals and everything, right Kumajiro?" Matthew demanded of the little white bear.
"Who?"
"Princess canadia!"
"Oh.. when you are high you remember his name…"
"shuddup! jus' you wait till my prince comes… then you'll see" Matthew said pouting
Ivan raised an eyebrow and smiled with a chuckle "Well fair princess…" He said gently. "You are have the luck" He walked sweeping down onto one knee infront of Matthew "Your prince has arrived"
"You're ma prince?" Matthew said finally looking up dreamily as his head swayed.
"Da, I am. I am your dashing Russian prince. I am here to take you away from evil living room and to the safety of your bed where you can sleep peacefully at long last. there I shall give you true loves kiss." he purred softly
"sleep sounds nice…" Matthew murmured, eyelids drooping more
"Well than…" Ivan said standing and scooping the smaller man close. "Let's get you up to safety than."
"Kay… but can i have my kiss now? I don't wanna miss it…" He said with a dopey smile.
Ivan looked down at the drooling bloody mouth in front of him cringing a bit before relenting and placing a kiss on his forehead "Ahhh but true love's kiss wakes up pretty princesses like you… and I think it's best you sleep for now"
Matthew snuggled in and nodded "yeah… sleep.." Ivan didn't even cringe at the bloody mess smearing on his coat, It's not like it was the first time someone bled on him. Just maybe the most relaxed and happy said bleeding person had been.
He was out before Ivan even managed to get him tucked in. "Good night my fair princess…" He whispered, pushing the blonde curls out of Matthew's face before going down stairs to clean up the mess and figure out something soft for his highness to eat after he slept off the drugs.