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Heroes of the Storm: Matchmakers
Ch. 2: StarCraft
Abathur
Likes: Work. Perfection. Spin it. Make great. Evolution.
Dislikes: Sloppiness, inefficiency, copying work. Not insecure. Not.
What I'm Looking For: Biomatter. Test subject. Will acquire. Give back body later.
Artanis
Likes: Armour, psi-blades, raining down heavy firepower from the Spear of Adun.
Dislikes: Being poked (seriously, I'm not an orc), people mistaking StarCraft for Warcraft, those people who keep re-adjusting my personal chambers.
What I'm Looking For: Hah, I am the leader of the Daelaam. Of the Firstborn. Do you think I require something as simple as a companion?
Dehaka
Likes: Essence.
Dislikes: Lack of essence.
What I'm Looking For: Essence.
Duke
Likes: Good ol' fashioned discipline.
Dislikes: Damn fringe world yokels, and other insubordinate slobs.
What I'm Looking For: Bah, you think I'm going to tell you squibs? Fekk off!
Fenix
Likes: Honour, glory, and the thrill of battle.
Dislikes: Glitchy psi-blades, traitors, broodlings…
What I'm Looking For: Someone to stand by my side as we march across a hundred worlds, bringing swift death to the enemies of the Firstborn.
Grunty
Likes: Murglegurglegurgle!
Dislikes: Garglegegarklegurgle!
What I'm Looking For: Mmmhark! Mmrkakakahle!
Kerrigan
Likes: Vengeance, slaughtering my enemies, etc.
Dislikes: The feeling of millions of zerglings licking themselves. All at the same time…
What I'm Looking For: Just kidding Jim, you know you're the only one for me.
Mengsk
Likes: Power, authority, wealth, and vengeance.
Dislikes: Rebels, dissidents, traitors.
What I'm Looking For: Someone to be loyal, no questions asked, to be willing to give their life without hesitation. Cross me, and you'll regret it.
Leon
Likes: Eh, not much really.
Dislikes: Nip, nadda, zilch.
What I'm Looking For: I'm a made up character who was cut during development. What the hell do you think I'm looking for?! Nothing!
Morales
Likes: Sponge baths (giving them and receiving them), needle guns, flash grenades.
Dislikes: Bugs, especially the big ones. Being called "Doc." Oh, and needles.
What I'm Looking For: Eh, give me some frag magnets. I'm sick of being shot at.
Nova
Likes: Shooting straight (yes, that has more than one meaning panbrain).
Dislikes: People who mistake me for Kerrigan, having my games cancelled, redheads.
What I'm Looking For: Eh, just looking for sex right now (come on, you know you want me). Also, must like cats.
Overmind
Likes: The feeling of control, to be the alpha and omega of perfection.
Dislikes: Having my will subverted, Amon.
What I'm Looking For: The genetic material of this world. All shall be become one with the Swarm.
Raynor
Likes: Country rock, having a cold one, my Vulture, kicking arse and taking names.
Dislikes: Being sucked into the Nexus, bad guys (especially Diablo), injustice.
What I'm Looking For: Hah hah Sarah, saw your joke.
Selendis
Likes: Meeting the enemies of the protoss in glorious combat.
Dislikes: The Nerazim, the Tal'darim, terrans, zerg, non-protoss in general.
What I'm Looking For: I am a proud warrior of the Templar! I need nothing so base as companionship!
Sgt. Hammer
Likes: Blowing stuff up. Like, seriously. Why do you think I pilot a siege tank?
Dislikes: Pansies, wimps…y'know what I'm talking about.
What I'm Looking For: Someone to load their cannon and shoot shells into my hole.
Tassadar
Likes: Psionic storms, psionic bolts, psionic shields, archons, etc.
Dislikes: Being left out of the loop. I mean, stalkers, warp prisms, colossi…gimme reavers, Khas damn it!
What I'm Looking For: Someone to 'ride' my psionic lightning. Khala me if interested.
Tosh
Likes: The feeling of a blade in one hand, and a rifle in the other. Watch me close, brotha.
Dislikes: Backstabbers, brotha. Y'know what I mean.
What I'm Looking For: Voodoo hoodoo that I hope you do.
Tychus
Likes: Fighting, gambling, boozing, flicking, shooting, rooting, and flicking.
Dislikes: Any of those 'holier than thou' sorts. Fekkheads.
What I'm Looking For: Oh just give me some big tits and a big hole, baby.
Ultimaton
Likes: Eating, killing, evolving.
Dislikes: Wait, I'm an ultralisk. How am I even doing this?
What I'm Looking For: N/A (sounds of roars and screams heard)
Vaevictis
Likes: To hunt down my enemies and make them suffer until the end.
Dislikes: Yes, I can talk. Are you so surprised?
What I'm Looking For: The weak and feeble to be my prey.
Valerian
Likes: Archaeology, swordplay, reading, fine wines and ports.
Dislikes: Uncouthness, low sophistication – I do not suffer fools lightly.
What I'm Looking For: Someone intelligent. Must be well read. Shared interests is a plus.
Warfield
Likes: People I can rely on in the heat of battle, when one's true mettle is tested.
Dislikes: Backstabbers, pirates, thieves, criminals. And hydralisks. Damn poison…
What I'm Looking For: Someone who can help heal this old soldier. And nothing zerg. Any zerg, no dice.
Zagara
Likes: Banelings, roaches, mutalisks, hydralisks, hunter killers, nydus worms
Dislikes: Those who would stand against the Swarm.
What I'm Looking For: Someone big and strong, to spawn an entire brood with. Must have good legs.
Zeratul
Likes: Prophecies, the shadows, being on my lonesome.
Dislikes: Too much light, traitors, fallen gods.
What I'm Looking For: Someone to probe the mysteries of the Void with me. And…a hug once in awhile would be nice.