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Chapter 1: Emmett-The Skirt Chaser

Meet Emmett Cullen-Alice's eldest brother. Blessed with ruggedly handsome looks, Emmett's tall and bulky, athletic frame, dark hair with hazel eyes, killer dimples, and bright smile, as well as a very charming personality, was always a hit with the ladies; hence, why he'd become a notorious womanizer.

He's a former high school football star, who was expected to turn pro, but when blown out knees playing college football ended that career goal, he merged his love of football with a career in medicine, somewhat following in the footsteps of his father, Dr. Carlisle Cullen. He now worked as one of the team doctors for the Seattle Seahawks-his dream job.

Despite his playboy ways, Emmett is fiercely loyal to and protective of his family. He liked to be the best son he could be to his parents and he loved his brothers and sister tremendously that he would do anything for them, except maybe give up his womanizing. Emmett likes his family close and takes his big-brother-of-the-family title very seriously. He really was the glue that keeps he and his siblings from drifting apart.

Keeping his family close together is part of the reason why he, Alice, and the other Cullen brothers live together. At the time that he had bought the house, it made financial sense for them to all live together. However, now, they're all just used to it and Emmett wouldn't have it any other way. He knew that the sense of family was just as important to them as it was to him. Besides, there was more than enough room in the house for each of them to have their own space if need be, and an added bonus to Emmett was the fact that their parents simply adore him for keeping them close like this.

While football was a big part of his life, Emmet had other interests. He dabbled in other sports, too, like playing baseball, ice hockey, and even golf; although his golf handicap left much to be desired. When once he was very accurate at catching even the most errant football pass, his swing was not so accurate, and his golf balls usually ended up in the rough or in the water more than on the green.

Since the Cullen parents insisted on raising well-rounded children, Emmett was not excused from learning to play a musical instrument. With him being a big and bold personality, of course, he had to choose an instrument with a big, bold sound-the drums. Dr. and Mrs. Cullen might have regretted their decision to pay for drum lessons, considering the copious amounts of headaches and possible hearing damage his learning to pound the drums had caused.

Real estate investing was another interest of his. Well, more like a passion, really. There was just something about houses that Emmett loved and when he found a good deal on a home he simply couldn't do without, he just couldn't help but buy it. He was on a constant lookout for homes that would catch his eye. Therefore, Emmett owned homes all around the world. He has just enough real estate under his belt to never have to live in a hotel ever again in the cities he frequently visited. In large part, many of the homes he'd invested in remain empty, save for a caretaker that Emmett has hired to maintain the upkeep of the property. That was due to Emmett loving a particular home so much that he couldn't bear anyone else to be living in it besides him, even if it's only once, for a short-time, each year. Some of his properties did have renters and he had reaped enough profits from commercial real estate to be able to have all of his houses sitting empty, and have him just pay a caretaker a suitable wage for the maintenance and upkeep of the homes, for life.

Basically, Emmett had money. It was yet another reason he was popular with the ladies.

His dream job as a team doctor was also a dream job in more ways than one, because it allowed Emmett to be surrounded by football loving and sports minded women-his preferred type of gal. If there was one thing that could compete with Emmett's love of football, it was his love for women.

He simply loved women-women of all types, shapes, and sizes. He didn't particularly care. He's practically dated and bedded all kinds, some the likes of whom Alice could've never imagined Emmett would've been attracted to. As long as they were "real" women, could wear a skirt, and caught his eye for some reason or another, then Emmett was down for the chase. If he'd found that they had some liking to or was knowledgeable about football and sports in general, well that made them even better. No woman was even off-limits for Emmett to pursue. Emmett just wasn't very discerning.

That was his biggest problem, though-Emmett loved females a little too much and he could never keep a steady relationship going. He kept bouncing around from girl to girl and sometimes would even try to maintain multiple girlfriends at the same time, which never ended well. He was ruled by his libido and kept "falling in love" with every new girl he met. In truth, he was just in love with the idea of being "in love". The guy didn't just have flavors of the month, he'd have a flavor of the week, and Alice could even argue that sometimes it was just a flavor of the day. She'd seen him in the company of so many different women that she had trouble keeping them straight; heck, Emmett, himself probably had trouble keeping all his girlfriends straight. Emmett certainly had fidelity issues and was pretty much only attracted to the thrill of the chase-the high he got when he started feeling attracted to someone and wanted to pursue a relationship with them. Often times, before the thrill even dissipated with one, some other woman had caught Emmett's attention then he'd already move on to this next one.

This was why Alice dubbed Emmett, The Skirt Chaser.

END A/N: Sorry, this is more than several hours late. But I'll have another one by tonight *fingers crossed* that I don't fall asleep first.

Next, we'll meet Emmett's perfect match, Rosalie, the Blonde Bombshell.