"Last time on the Ridonculous Race. Twenty two teams of two left on an adventure around the world. Right now flight one is halfway there and flight two is about to take off. One of the teams on flight three is going to have the ultimate reality TV humiliation of being the first sent home. Find out who it will be right now on: The Ridonculous Race"
The teams on flight three are waiting for their plane in the airport.
"Okay Mickey I bought a bunch of tissues in case you get nose bleeds while flying" Jay said.
"Good, I bought a some oven mits in case I touch something I'm allergic to" Mickey said.
Leonard and Tammy pop up from behind them.
Greeting gentlemen!" Leonard said. "What do you say to an amalgamation of adversaries? A weaving of wizards and doppelgängers to rule them all!"
Tammy throws some confetti in the air.
"No! I'm allergic!" Jay cried.
Jay runs off.
The camera pans over to Chet making a phone call.
"Your plan will never work mom. We don't like each other" Chet complained. "Can you just divorce his dad?"
"Is that my dad?" Lorenzo asked.
Lorenzo steals the phone from Chet.
"Dad! Divorce Chet's mom!" Lorenzo yelled.
"That's my mom you jerk!" Chet said.
Chet and Lorenzo fight over the phone.
The camera pans over to Crimson and Ennui sitting on a bench next to Melvin and Trevor.
"You two remind me of a street magician I once knew" Trevor said. "I think his stage name was "The Bat" or something lke that"
They both ignore him.
"You know I am a professional" Melvin said. "Observe"
Melvin pulls a string of handkerchiefs out of his sleeve.
The Goths get up and leave.
Team Interview
"We don't like people as bright and cheery as them" Ennui said.
"We also aren't looking forward to going somewhere as sunny as Morocco" Crimson said
End Interview
Second Interview
"You know if you hadn't if you hadn't gone after your hat we wouldn't have to put up with those pasty freaks" Melvin said.
"This is a special hat" Trevor said. "I can't do any magic tricks with out it"
End Interview
The Moroccan flag appears in the background accompanied by some images of the desert.
"Morocco, originally called Italy until they found out Italy already existed" Don narrated. "Home to hot deserts and hot spices this is where the first flight has just landed"
At the Morocco airport the teams on flight one run off their plane. The Ice Dancers are the first ones out of the plane closely followed by the Cadets, Daters, Actors, Father & Son Best Friends, and Reality TV Pros. Jacques presses the button on the Don Box and takes the travel tip.
"The Spice Is Right" Jacques read from the travel tip. "It's an All In"
Cut to Don standing next to a local spice kiosk.
"An All In is where both members of the team participate" Don explained. "In this case getting spices from this local spcice kiosk. Some are sweet but some will set your insides on fire!"
Back at the airport all the teams have gotten there travel tips.
"It says to pick five spices. Ideally Cinnamon, Cumin, Paprika, Saffron, and Ginger" Noah read. "Sounds pretty easy"
Suddenly him and Owen are trampled by the other teams trying to get in their taxi. After the other teams leave Owen reaches up from the ground.
"Taxi..." Owen said weakly.
Cut to the inside of Dwayne and Junior's taxi.
"See pal what did I tell you" Dwayne said. "We're doing great"
"Yeah... Sure I guess" Junior said.
Team Interview
"I'm Dwayne and this is my son Dwayne Junior" Dwayne said.
"They already know that dad" Junior said.
"We're a father and son team" Dwayne said.
"They already know that to" Junior said.
"Oh... I bet they didn't know we're going to win" Dwayne said.
End Interview
Meanwhile in Ryan and Stephanie's taxi.
"I know a lot about spices" Stephanie said. "I eat them all the time"
"She does" Ryan said. "And I love that I know that about you"
"Me to" Stephanie said.
They both start making out.
"Um... Should I keep filming?" The cameraman asked from offscreen. "Hello? Are you listening?"
Meanwhile in Noah and Owen's taxi.
"I've always kind of had a really bad fear of being on planes" Owen said. "I tried to get over it... Didn't work. But now I have my very own teddy bear to help me calm down. His name's Beary. Get it?"
Owen shoves Beary into the side of Noah's face.
"Sadly yes" Noah said.
"Noah doesn't like him but he likes Noah" Owen said.
"Please stop" Noah said.
Meanwhile in Lewis and Tracey's cab.
"I think we're doing surprisingly well" Lewis said.
"My only complaint is that this taxi is filthy" Tracey said. "There's a lollipop stuck to my shirt"
"This is still better than working on those terrible direct to DVD sequels" Lewis said.
"Okay you're right about that" Tracey said.
Both of them shudder at the thought of it.
Meanwhile on flight two.
"The teams on flight two prepare for a cold battle to keep their lead" Don narrated.
"Attention passengers we will be landing in Morocco within the next thirty minuets" the pilot said via intercom.
Emma is writing something down on a notepad.
"What are you doing?" Kitty asked.
"I'm trying to determine who our biggest threat is" Emma said.
"Have you figured it out?" Kitty asked.
"No. But I've narrowed it down to the Ice Dancers, Police Cadets, and all the teams who've had prior experience on reality TV"
The camera pans over to Rock and Spud. Rock looks nervous.
"Spud and I have never been on a plane before" Rock said. "Luckily I've seen lots of them in movies"
"You mean like Snakes on a Plane?" Spud asked. "That was a fun movie"
Rock's eyes widen.
"Oh man... I'm gonna die" Rock said. "On the bright side I get to meet Sam L. Jackson"
Meanwhile the Police Cadets, Best Friends, Daters, Actors, and Ice Dancers have arrived at the Spice Kiosk.
"Why aren't these labelled?" MacArthur asked.
"This one's cinnamon!" Carrie sad excitedly.
"Okay, no need to get so excited" Devin said.
"Sorry. I'm just having a lot of fun" Carrie said.
The camera pans over to Stephanie looking at different spices.
"That one's saffron" Stephanie said. "Wait! No! Yes! No! Maybe... Give me a moment..."
The man running the kiosk gives Stephanie a confused look.
"SCOOP IT!" Stephanie yelled.
The man quickly scoops the spice into a bag.
"We're done" Jacques said.
The man hands them a travel tip.
"We have to travel to a restaurant on a camel?" Jacques said.
The camera pans over to several old smelly looking camels.
The Best Friends and Daters get on their camels.
"Excuse me is there a restaurant around here?" Sanders asked.
The man gives no response.
"A REST-AU-RANT! WE LOOKING FOR EAT! Sanders said loudly.
"Sanders, he isn't deaf. He just doesn't speak English" MacArthur said. "Sorry about that"
The man at the stand doesn't say a word.
"I AM SORRY! APOLIGIZIO, YOU UNDERSTAND?!"MacArthur shouted.
"Let's just get on the camel" Sanders said.
"The others left" Tracey said.
"I know. There are just two spices left" Lewis said.
"We can't lose our lead now" Tracey said. "We'll never get our careers back on track. Just pick two random ones. What's the worst that can happen?"
Lewis picks out two random spices before getting on the camel with his partner.
Cut to later where the five teams are riding their camels.
"Ugh... These camels smell terrible" Carrie complained.
Pan to MacArthur smelling her armpit.
"Yep... Definitely the camels" MacArthur said quickly.
Back at the airport flight two finally lands.
"With flight two now landing things are really heating up" Don narrated.
The flight two teams run out of the airport and make it to the taxis. The only team to get left behind is Taylor and Kelly.
"What the- Where did the other cabs go?" Taylor asked.
"I'm sure thing will get better" Kelly said.
A broken down cab pulls up to them.
"See there's a cab" Kelly said.
"Not getting in there" Taylor said. "I see another one"
They go up to a better looking cab and get in.
"Follow those other taxi's!" Taylor demanded.
Meanwhile flight three is in the air.
"On flight three the teams discuss strategy" Don narrated.
"If you arch your arm a little higher you're boss" Geoff said.
"Thanks bro" Brody said.
Brody tosses a pretzel behind him that lands is Gerry's mouth. This causes Gerry to wake up.
"What happened?! Why am I covered in pretzels?" Gerry asked.
"What's going on?" Pete asked.
"I actually don't know" Gerry said.
Dwayne and Junior make it to the spice stand along with Noah and Owen.
"Let's see... Which spice to pick... Um..." Owen said nervously.
Team Interview
"Picking spices was hard but I kept my cool" Owen said.
End Interview
"WHY DO YOU ALL LOOK THE SAME?!"Owen shouted before running away.
Dwayne and Junior awkwardly look at each other.
Team Interview
"It isn't a mans job to know about spices" Dwayne said. "In ancient times women were the spices collectors and men were the huners. Those were the days. Men and the power and-"
"You know mom is probably going to see this right?" Junior asked.
"And times have changed" Dwayne said quickly. "Yay!"
End Interview
"Dad, the other teams are catching up. We're gonna lose our lead" Junior said. Junior points to several taxi cabs approaching them.
"Just pick out any five" Dwayne said to the man at the counter.
"That's a good plan. Give us the five closest to you" Noah said.
The man nervously looks at the spices.
"Come on man! Snap to it! My partner will eat anything. I once saw him eat half a shower curtain" Noah said.
"It had pictures of cupcakes on it" Owen said.
The man scoops five random spices and gives them to Dwayne and Owen. Both teams get on their camels. The flight two teams get out of the taxis. The Geniuses and Vegans are the first ones to make it to the spice kiosk.
"Cumin, cinnamon, paprika, saffron, and ginger" Ellody and Laurie said while pointing to the spices they want.
"That was surprisingly elementary" Ellody said.
"I know right" Laurie said.
Meanwhile the final plane has landed.
"As more teams flight three has landed in Morocco" Don said. "They'll need to hurry if they want to avoid going home"
The Surfers, Magicians, Stepbrothers, LARPers, Tennis Rivals, and Adversity Twins grab their travel tips and get in the taxi to the spice kiosk.
Meanwhile in the desert the Reality TV Pros, Father & Son, and Actors are trekking through the desert.
"That's just great. The lollipop stuck to my shirt melted and now there's a red stain" Tracey complained.
"At least you get to sit in the back" Lewis said. "The suns been shining in my eyes forever"
"Onward!" Dwayne yelled at the camel.
"Dad, I think the camel's going to pass out" Junior said.
"Nonsense Junior. Camels are ships of the desert. They're tireless" Dwayne said
The camel collapses from exhaustion.
"Oh great we got a broken one..." Dwayne complained.
Junior facepalms.
The Actors and Reality TV Pros pass them.
Back at the kiosk the Sisters and Cousins are the only ones left.
"What to choose..." Jack said to himself.
"It doesn't matter" Bonnie said.
"But the it end up really spicy" Jack said.
"I understand your concern" Bonnie said. "Luckily I like spicy food"
Bonnie scoops up some random spices before getting on her camel.
"Which one of these is cumin?" Emma asked herself.
"Is it this one?" Kitty asked.
"You can't just pick at random" Emma said. "Um... Maybe it's this one?"
Emma fills the bag with a yellow spice.
"Why can you guess?" Kitty asked. "Why can't I?"
"Because it's an educated guess" Emma said. "Now let's go"
Emma and Kitty run to their camel. Jay and Mickey make it to the kiosk.
"We're not in last" Jay said. "Come on let's find some spices"
"Which one is cinnamon?" Mickey asked himself. Mickey sniffs a basket of red spice. This causes him to sneeze violently and create a cloud of spice.
Team Interview
"The good news is we found out we're allergic to cinnamon" Jay said.
"The bad news is we found out be inhaling it" Mickey said.
End Interview
The cloud clears and Jay and Mickey are lying on the ground. The rest of the flight three teams arrive at the kiosk.
Meanwhile the Vegans, Chefs, Geniuses, and Fashion Bloggers. The Vegans are walking next to their camel instead of riding it.
"I can't take this sun" Jen said. "It's going to fade the colour out of my shoes"
"Why didn't I bring sunglasses..." Tom complained.
"I am so excited to try these spices" Judy said.
"Me to!" Lucy exclaimed. "I can barely contain myself!"
"Isn't this camel the greatest" Laurie said.
"I never thought I would meet one" Miles said.
Team Interview
"Our camel was beautiful. And the desert was very hot. If we win we're launching a stop riding camels campaign" Laurie said.
"Take hikes not humps!" Miles cheered.
"Don't say that... It sounds really weird" Laurie said.
End Interview
"You do know a camel can go up to 65 kilometres an hour and go two weeks without water" Mary said to the Vegans. "It would be beneficial to ride it"
"But we're doing this for mother nature" Miles said.
"We don't have anything in common do we?" Mary asked.
Meanwhile Sanders and MacArthur are the first to arrive at the restaurant.
"We made it" Sanders said. Sanders runs up to the Don Box and takes the travel tip. MacArthur slowly walks up to her and collapses.
"I can't take it... Somebody turn off the sun..." MacArthur said.
"Calm down while I see what we do next" Sanders said. "It's a Botch-Or-Watch"
"That's one where only one of us does the challenge right?" MacArthur asked. "If it is, you're doing it..."
"It says we have to give the spices to the chef and eat the entire bowl of Moroccan stew" Sanders said. "After eating the stew continue on foot to the Chill Zone because-"
The scene cuts to Don standing in the Chill Zone.
"... The last team to meet me here will be cut from the race" Don said.
Cut back to Sanders and MacArthur. The Chef hands them their stew. Behind them are Carrie and Devin as well as Josee and Jacques. Josee is holding a lucky rabbits foot.
"Come on Bun-Bun, don't let us down" Josee said to the rabbit's foot.
Team Interview
"I'm not superstitious, I just believe this rabbits foot is the source of all my success" Josee said.
"Can I rub it?" Jacques asked.
"Of course you can't" Josee said.
Jacques takes a few steps back from his partner.
End Interview
Meanwhile Dwayne is trying to get his camel off the ground.
"Move you stupid humped horse" Dwayne demanded.
"Dad we've been here forever" Junior said. "Maybe we should just walk"
"I'm not giving up" Dwayne said.
Leonard and Tammy pass them on their camel.
"It works better if you ride the camel" Leonard said.
"I know that!" Dwayne said angrily.
Leronard and Tammy pass the Vegans.
"Take hikes not humps!" Miles yelled at the LARPers.
"Miles, I like you... But you need to stop trying to make that a thing" Laurie said.
Team Interview
"We're getting back in the lead" Leonard said. "We were held up in the taxi. The fool wouldn't except dragon coins"
"He'll rue that decision when Armetheaus the Dragon Lord takes the throne" Tammy said.
"Oh he will so rue it" Leonard said.
End Interview
Devin is eating his stew while Carrie watches.
"Oh Devin" Carrie said.
Carrie realizes the camera is on her.
"Oh... That was just... I was... Okay I love him!" Carrie confessed. "I've loved him ever since we were four and he peed n my turtle pond... That's not why I love him, that's just when it started. But how do I tell him? What if he doesn't feel the same? Plus he already has a girlfriend, Shelly... Who is probably going to see this..."
Carrie facepalms.
"Carrie! I finished the stew!" Devin announced.
Carrie runs up to him.
"Let's go we're in first" Devin said.
Devin and Carrie start running.
The chef hands off a bowl of stew to Ryan and Stephanie.
"Let's rock and roll!" Rock cheered as he and Spud get off their camel.
"Come on Jack, time is money. In this case very literally" Bonnie said getting off her camel.
The Goths, Magicians, Geniuses, Chefs, Stepbrothers, and Surfers get off their camels. Suddenly Gerry and Pete's camel speeds past the rest before coming to a halt and launching the two of them off and into the sand.
"I think I need another kidney transplant..." Pete said weakly.
Sanders is slowly sipping at her stew wiping her mouth between sips. MacArthur is glaring at her. Every time Sanders wipes her mouth MacArthur's eye twitches.
"Stop taking your time and chug!" MacArthur demanded.
"This is how civilized people eat" Sanders said.
"We don't have time to be civilized" MacArthur said. MacArthur tilts the bowl forcing Sanders to swallow the remaining stew.
"Freeze! I mean... Done!" MacArthur said holding the bowl above her head. "Let's go!"
They both start running.
The camera pans over to Josee standing on one leg while drinking her stew.
"Such grace and perfection!" Jacques said drawing attention to Josee.
"I'm done!" Josee said. "Let's move!"
The camera pans over to Crimson and Trevor drinking stew while Melvin and Ennui watch.
"Wow, your friend isn't even flinching while drinking that" Melvin said. "How are they doing that"
"We've practised not showing emotions" Ennui said. "We're able to marathon the Toy Story movies without crying"
The camera pans over to Ryan and Stephanie. Ryan is drinking the soup and Stephanie is hugging his chest.
"Keep going babe!" Stephanie said.
The camera pans over the Chefs and Fashions Bloggers.
"How's the soup?" Lucy asked Judy.
"It's a culinary nightmare" Judy answered. "How did we mess it up. We're chefs"
"The smells were blending together and they all looked the same" Lucy defended.
"I can only eat this in small portions" Judy said.
"Tom, stop taking so long" Jen said.
"I'm being very careful. You know how much these clothes cost. There isn't anywhere for me to wash them" Tom said.
The camera pans to Owen and Noah. Owen is red in the face from the spice.
"Noah! I think you picked the wrong spices!" Owen said.
"Owen, you're about ad picky as a raccoon just do it" Noah said.
The camera pans to the Sisters and Actors. Lewis finishes his stew.
"See was picking the last two at random so bad" Tracey said.
"Thpeak for yourthelf my mouth ith thwollen!" Lewis said.
"Oops... Come on just drink some water and get going" Tracey said.
Emma takes a sip of stew.
"Yuck! This is terrible" Emma complained.
Team Interview
"We picked some of the wrong spices" Emma said.
"You picked them" Kitty pointed out.
Emma glares at her.
"Which is good... I would have just guessed" Kitty said.
End Interview
Ellody talks to Geoff while watching their partners eat.
"When I met Brody he was eating a cat's hairball on a dare" Geoff said. "I managed to one-up him by eating a jar of wasabi. I'm still seeing my doctor about it"
"I met Mary at an engineering school potluck diner we both brought pi themed pie" Ellody said. "We're quite whimsical"
"Heh, pies" Geoff said.
"You aren't the brightest star in the galaxy are you?" Ellody said.
The camera pans to the Cousins.
"You know I really don't want to do this" Bonnie said.
"You're the one who just picked random spices" Jack said.
"Okay fine" Bonnie said.
Bonnie chugs down the stew.
"That wasn't so bad" Bonnie said.
Bonnie suddenly passes out.
"Bonnie?" Jack said.
Jack pokes her.
"Hello? Earth to Bonnie?" Jack said.
Bonnie's leg twitches.
"Okay you're alive" Jack said.
Jack starts dragging her.
The camera pans over to Chet and Lorenzo.
"Stop slurping! I hate it!" Lorenzo said.
Chet spits the stew in Lorenzo's face.
"Don't spit at me!" Lorenzo yelled.
Chet spits the stew at Lorenzo.
"If you do that again I will punch you!" Lorenzo threatened.
Chet's eyes widen and he starts sipping the stew normally.
Meanwhile Lewis and Tracey are wandering through the desert.
"Make the thun thtop thining" Lewis complained.
"Lewis, stop talking. I can't understand you" Tracey said.
"Trathy, I think were lotht" Lewis said.
"I can't understand a word you say" Tracey said.
"I thaid: were lotht!" Lewis said.
"Wait, I don't recognize anything. I think we're lost" Tracey said.
"I jutht thaid that!" Lewis said angrily.
Meanwhile Carrie and Devin make it to the Chill Zone.
"Congratulations Best Friends" Don said. "You are in first place"
"We made it!" Devin cheered.
"I knew we could do it" Carrie said.
"I wonder if there's a phone. I have to tell Shelly about this" Devin said.
Team Interview
"Coming in first is a bit of a shock" Devin said.
"We're a great team and all but I wasn't expecting first" Carrie said.
End Interview
Back at the desert restaurant Owen finishes his stew.
"Need! Water!" Owen exclaimed.
"Calm down I bought some in the airport" Noah said.
Owen snatches the bottle from Noah and gulps down the whole thing.
"Is there any more?" Owen asked.
"I bought one for me and one for you... That was yours" Noah said. "But since this is an emergency..."
Owen grabs the second water bottle and chugs it down.
"Okay... I'm good... Is there a washroom nearby?" Owen said.
"Go behind a cactus and make it quick" Noah said impatiently.
The LARPers and Vegans make it there next.
"Did you remember to give our camel our E-mail addresses?" Laurie asked.
"I did... Although I'm not sure if camels have computers" Miles said.
Meanwhile Sanders and MacArthur are running through the desert.
"Is it me or did the atmosphere become a lot more girly?" MacArthur asked.
They look behind them to see Josee and Jacques close behind the. Jacques is holding Josee above his head.
"That's just weird..." Sanders said.
"So long cadets" Jacques taunted.
"Jacques look out!" Josee cried.
Josee's warning came late as they both crash into a tree.
"Later skaters!" MacArthur said. "See what I did there?"
"Yes" Sanders said.
"Because their actually skaters" MacArthur explained.
"Yeah, I got it... I just didn't get it" Sanders said.
Back at the desert restaurant the Surfers, Daters, Geniuses, and Tennis Rivals finish their stew.
"Let's go bro" Brody said.
Brody and Geoff run off.
"Come on Mary we're wasting precious nanoseconds" Ellody said grabbing her partners hand and running off with the other teams.
"That stew was terrible" Pete said. "I'm glad it's over"
"Great now let's go" Gerry said.
Gerry and Pete follow the rest.
"Come on babe we can out run the other teams" Stephanie said.
Back near the chill zone MacArthur and the Ice Dancers are racing.
"I am not losing to a man in a pink leotard" MacArthur said.
"Well I'm not losing to a... I can't think of anything good" Jacques said.
Both of them keep running. Sanders and MacArthur reach the Carpet of Completion before the Ice Dancers.
"Police Cadets, you are in second" Don proudly announced.
Josee and Jacques make it to the carpet next.
"As a French-Canadian ice dancing team you probably hear this a lot: Third place" Don mockingly said.
Josee's eye twitches.
Team Interviews
Josee screams from off screen and throws knives, pots, pans, and chairs at Jacques.
"Josee is a very competitive woman" Jacques said nervously.
End Interview
Cut to a black screen.
"Fourth!" Don announced as a picture of the Daters is shown
"Fifth!" A picture of the Geniuses is shown next.
"Sixth" The Surfers were shown next.
"Seventh" The Actors were after that.
"Eighth, Ninth, Tenth" Don announced with pictures of the Reality TV Pros, Fashion Bloggers, and Tennis Rivals shown.
"Eleventh!" Emma and Kitty are physically shown.
"What! Eleventh!" Emma yelled. "You need to start doing more"
"I would love to do more" Kitty said.
"I'll tell you when to do more" Emma said.
Back at the desert restaurant the LARPers, Vegans, Magicians, Mom & Daughter, Stepbrothers, and Chefs. Dwayne and Junior finally made it. Dwayne is lying down on the camel's back. Junior takes the stew from the chef.
"Come on dad you need to eat this stew" Junior said.
"My mom's done!" Taylor declared holding up her empty bowl. Taylor starts running.
"Not so fast Taylor..." Kelly said holding her stomach in pain.
"I'm done" Chet said.
"Took you long enough" Lorenzo said. "It would have been quicker if you hadn't constantly been spitting it at me"
"Shut up" Lorenzo said before running off.
"I'm finally done" Trevor said.
"We've been here for hours" Melvin said.
Melvin and Trevor run after the rest.
Junior talks to the camera with his dad passed on on the camel in the background.
"So I didn't sign up for this, and I don't really want to be here" Junior said. "But now that I'm here I don't want to be the first to go home"
Junior turns around and goes to talk to his dad.
"Come on dad it's like you always tell me: Never say quit" Junior said.
"Actually sport... It's: Never say never..." Dwayne said weakly.
"I don't really listen to you" Junior said. "Just get up and eat"
Back at the Carpet of Completion Jay and Mickey are the next ones there.
"Twelfth" Don announced.
"We did surprisingly well" Jay said.
Jack drags the unconscious Bonnie across Carpet of Completion.
"Thirteenth... Is she okay?" Don said.
"Jack... When I can move my legs I will kill you" Bonnie muttered.
"She's fine" Jack said.
Cut back to the black screen.
"Fourteenth" Don said accompanied by a picture of the Goths.
"Fifteenth" A picture of the Rockers shows up.
"Sixteenth" The Magicians are shown.
"Seventeenth" A pictures of the Mom & Daughter show up.
"Eighteenth" The Stepbrothers are shown.
Back at the desert restaurant.
"The only teams remaining are the Vegans, Father & Son, Chefs, and LARPers" Don narrated. "One of them will be cut from the race"
Dwayne takes the stew from the chef.
"I hope we the right spices" Dwayne said.
A flame shoots out of the stew. Both of them go by
"Dad you need to hurry and down this stew" Junior said. "We're in last"
"Level completed!" Tammy said excitedly.
Leonard and Tammy run past them.
Team Interview
"So what's a little spice?" Dwayne said. "Let's do this thang. Heh, "Thang" makes me sound like a kid"
"It really doesn't" Junior said.
End Interview
Dwayne stares at the stew before swallowing the entire thing.
"Wow..." Junior said.
"I'm done" Laurie said.
"Good" Miles said.
"Let's go Lucy" Judy said.
"I think I burned off my taste buds" Lucy said.
The Vegans and Chefs run past Dwayne and Junior.
"That wasn't so bad" Dwayne said.
Suddenly Dwayne's eyes go in opposite directions.
"I'm blind! I can't see! Temporary blindness!" Dwayne exclaimed.
"Come on we can make it!" Junior said
Junior grabs his dad's arm and starts running.
The LARPers are in the lead closely followed by the Vegans and Comedians with Dwayne and Junior trailing behind.
Team Interview
"The others were catching up fast" Tammy said.
"There was only one thing we could do" Leonard said. "MAGIC!"
End Interview
"Song on slumber!" Tammy said.
Tammy pulls out her ocarina and plays a tune on it.
"Chaos barrier!" Leonard said waving around a staff.
The other teams just run past them.
"Why did nothing happen?" Tammy asked.
"Who cares we need to catch up!" Leonard said.
Laurie and Miles are the first to make it to the Carpet of Completions.
"Congratulations my nature loving friends" Don said. "You placed nineteenth"
Lucy and Judy make it there next.
"Twentieth for the Chefs" Don said. "And here comes twenty first"
Dwayne and Junior make it to the Chill Zone.
Junior lets go of his father's arm.
"Tell me if I'm going to hit a tree!" Dwayne yelled.
"How long are you going to let him do that?" Don asked.
"I just needed a break" Junior said.
Team Interview
"Twenty first place! Come on we can do better" Dwayne said. "I know, we'll stay up and talk strategy"
"Great..." Junior said.
End Interview
Leonard and Tammy defeated walk across the finish line.
"The Ridonculous Race is about skill... Not magic" Don said. "You're out"
"Time reversal spell!" Tammy chanted.
"Security!" Don yelled.
Clips of Leonard and Tammy competing play.
"I think we could have done better" Tammy narrated over a clip of her and Leonard getting off the train.
"We got to do lots of things I never though we'd do, that's something" Leonard said as clip of them ziplining plays.
"I'm glad we did this together. We can share these memories, forever!" Tammy said as the scene shifted to them walking through the desert.
"I still don't see why they make us walk home" Leonard said.
This chapter was a lot like the canon episodes hopefully the changes I made kept it interesting. As for the elimination Leonard and Tammy have very limited plot options. And this is coming from someone who actually finds them mildly amusing. Let me know what you thought.