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Kaname could say he was P. but that would be an understatement. So far his night. He ended up with no sleep at all with all the "activities" going on in the moon dorms.

Then he had to listen to Aidou's whining and couldn't hurt him because Akatuski was having a protective streak for his lover/cousin. The worst of all Ichijou and his little lover Shiki stole all his blood tablets. "Stupid couples"
Kaname said under his breath. "next person who pisses me off is going to get it¡

As school let out for the Day Class Zero and Yuuki started patrolling. Yuuki was worried Zero was never on time for patrol heck he never goes to school. And instead of threatening to shoot everyone with Bloody Rose he just halfheartedly yelled. She was about to ask what was wrong when what look to a female Zero came walking over.

"Hello, I'm Ayumuu. Headmaster Cross said I could help patrol with guys these are my antivampire weapons Bleeding Hearts and Dying Rose" "Ayumuu" said pointing to the twin guns in the holsters at her side. "Hi "Ayumuu" and welcome to Cross Academy" Zero said softly with a faraway look in his eyes. This freak Yuuki out but she mutter out an "Hello."

"You seem to need a little help" "Ayumuu" said laughing "let me help"
"Anyone who doesn't want to find out what it's like to be castrated with a spoon or a 60foot pole shoved up their ass better leave now" she said with morbid sadistic voice. Immediately everyone ran too the Sun dorms except one. The figure ran to the bushes.

"I'll get the kid I must of scared them don't know how though" "Ayumuu lied smoothly. Running to catch the figure. Then Sayori came running "Yuuki-chan the Headmaster would like to talk about your latest test come with me" she said dragging Yuuki away without another word.

"Just great could this night get any worse" Zero groaned. "Hello Kiryuu and yes it can for you" a familiar voice answered.