"Jason, I'm not calling you again!" cried the voice.
Jay went downstairs and saw his mom with a smile on her face.
"Today's the big day!"
"What the fuck are you talking about?" asked Jay
"Today is when you start your Pokemon journey, remember? You've been thinking about it for weeks!" answered his mom.
"Pokemon journey?" he replied.
"Son, I told you you're going to forget things if you keep doing drugs. Professor Oak is waiting to see you at his lab. You better hurry."
"Uh... okay," said Jay.
Jay went outside. Silent Bob was waiting for him. "This is fucked up right here," said Jay. Silent Bob nodded.
For some reason, Oak was not at home. "What the fuck? He wants to see us but he ain't fucking home? Fuck this, Silent Bob. Let's go!"
Just as they were about to leave the town a voice behind them cried, "Wait! You can't go into the grass! There could be wild Pokemon there."
Jay and Silent Bob turned around and saw Professor Oak. "You need a Pokemon to protect you. Follow me," said Oak.