As Oshujax appeared in the Blank Shot Saloon, he received his usual hug from Nixalcti when he made his presence known. She stayed close to him as he walked over to the stage, looking for a guitar to play, when Xiammes, Sasxe, and jYexrem just laughed. "We took them all, and you'll never get one, Oshu!" They attempted to shoo Oshu away, until Oshu went into air guitar mode, while the three tried playing a battle, and then heard noises coming from Oshu, as Oshu played air guitar. "How the fuck? He has no guitar! That's impossible!" "I don't need one. I can play air guitar, and since I'm so fucking awesome at guitar, my air guitar makes REAL sound." Oshujax chuckled. "Oh, and one more thing guys…" Oshu stuck his hand out in front of him, and all three guitars appeared by Oshu. "Guitars work like Keyblades for me. So I could have basically taken all your guitars to piss you off, as I just did right now."
Sasxe scoffed at Oshu. "Whatever, Oshu. Watch this!" Sasxe summoned for a fire technique, when it was just a guitar made of pure fire. When attempting to play it, trying to play better than Oshu, the fire burned him before he could even tune the guitar. Sasxe howled, as the guitar of fire dropped to the ground. Oshujax shook his head and walked over to the fire guitar. "You're doing it wrong. You should be doing it more like this." Oshujax tuned the guitar of pure fire, and then began playing it. Everyone in the Blank Shot Saloon looked at Oshu, speechless at what he was doing.
When Oshujax finished, he dropped the guitar and watched as it disappeared. He smirked, and walked back over to Nixalcti. "You're gonna get banished to the Sun by someone someday, you know?" "Oh, if they do that, the universe'll end. Basically, if I were to live on the Sun, and since all planets in the solar system revolve around the sun, if I played guitar up there, the planets would spiral out of control, and time skips would happen, and it wouldn't be because of a Time Staff or something like that." Nixalcti just rolled her eyes and laughed. "Just rub it in, huh Oshu?"
He shrugged. "It's not my fault that I'm epic sauce and a half."
Nixalcti chuckled as Oshujax went to a computer. He got on Myspace, and was immediately taken to the Home screen that said, "Hello, Oshujax!". Oshujax does not have to put in a password to log in to ANY site requiring logins. Noticing that no one had messaged or commented him, he went to YouTube, but eventually clicked X before doing anything in particular.
Getting bored again, Oshujax decided to create a Sexy no Jutsu clone of himself, named Tifa. He sent Tifa up to Xecah, one of Oshu's long time friends. Xecah was dumbstruck by Tifa's appearance, as Oshu smiled and shook his head. When Xecah attempted to go in for a kiss, Oshu teleported in front of him and sucker punched him in the face, sending Xecah through the wall of the BSS, and then around the world 27 times, and then 27 times more in reverse. Oshujax creates a more puke inducing ride with just one sucker punch to the face than any ride at Six Flags would. As soon as Xecah stopped, Xecah was fixing to throw up, until Oshu stuck a large metal bubble around Xecah's head, as Xecah threw up on himself.
"Ew." Oshujax and Nixalcti replied, in unison.
Eventually, Oshujax became bored again, until Shoujax walked up to him, along with Sasxe.