Title: Bunny Hunny
Author: ran_mouri82
Word Count: 100
Rating: G
Disclaimer: No ownie Ouran High School Host Club. Hatori Bisco ownie . . . lucky chick.
Notes: After reading a line in the Wikipedia entry on Ouran that said Hunny closely resembles Momiji, this weirdness fell out of my brain. Enjoy! (Originally published 7/3/2006)
Bunny Hunny
Haruhi had barely opened the Host Club's door when Hunny, dressed in a bunny costume, grabbed her waist. "Ich liebe dich, mein frauline!"
"No, no!" Tamaki scolded. "Mix the German with more Japanese!"
Sweatdropping, Haruhi muttered, "Can someone tell me what's going on?"
"It's simple," Kyoya explained, sorting the weekly budget report. "A lot of girls have compared Hunny with Sohma Momiji of Fruits Basket. We're giving them what they want."
Mori nodded while Hikaru and Kaoru fussed with the bunny ears—and pried Hunny off Haruhi.
"It's almost . . . disturbing," Haruhi murmured.
But Hunny only fluffed his tail. "Sehr gut!"