Gandalf's point of view

As I was saying each of the names, the young woman before them became increasingly bewildered and shocked as if she recognized us, which would be impossible, for I don't even know where or when we are.

For we are definitely not in Middle-earth, I can see that.

When young Peregrin spoke on her behalf, she finally stood and spoke "Oh my God, you ARE real." and fell back in a dead faint. Before she could hit the large sofa behind her though, Legolas gracefully rushed forward to catch her in a way only elves could accomplish.

"Lay her down gently Legolas, we need to sit and discuss what we are to do. For there is no way to continue our journey whilst we do not even know our way from here. Come Aragorn, let is find a good place to rest and speak." I said.

And that was when a small creature with a fluffy white coat timidly crawled out from under a wooden table in the room adjacent from this one.

Gimli gave an uncharacteristic yelp of surprise and swung his axe around prepared to strike the poor helpless... thing.

"Stay your axe Gimli! I believe this creature will not harm any of us." Legolas stated hastily.

Elves, always sympathetic towards animals.

The fellowship watched carefully as the small fluffy creature jumped onto the breast of the young lady, jolting her awake.

Celeste's point of view

I felt something small leap on top of me and suddenly opened my eyes thinking that I was being attacked when it was only Crookshanks.

Whew, I thought it was those weird- excuse me, the fellowship,

Suddenly remembering who was in her house she jumped up from the couch accidentally throwing Crookshanks down to the floor.

"Ah! She's awake!" cried out Sam.

"Good, now we can ask you a few questions miss." Started Gandalf. "I do believe we have not caught your name, nor where we are at this very second, so if you could be so kind as to supply us with that information."

"Uhhh... well my name is-"

"CELESTE!" Came from the front door.

Great, my friend Alece is here, not the greatest timing ever.

"I brought the new movie and some popcorn! It's MOVIE NIGHT!" She continued from the hallway.

"Crap!" I mentally slapped myself, I totally forgot about our monthly sleepover/movie night. What with the nine men from another world popping up and everything.
Before I could stop her, Alece stepped into the living room and glanced around with a "what in the world is going on" face. Double taking on Legolas, she looked at me and said

"What's with the hottie? And where can I get one?"

Legolas just raised an eyebrow while Gimli and I burst out laughing.

"Alece, this is the Fellowship of the Ring. Gandalf, Aragorn, Boromir, Gimli, Legolas the hottie, Frodo, Sam, Merry, and Pippin, the Hobbits." I giggled at the shocked faces of said fellowship

"Yeah, he's hot. And- AHHHH THEY'RE SO CUUUUTTTEEE!" Alece yelled as she sprang towards the frightened little hobbits.

She was making wild gestures with a completely joyous face while looking at the miniature people.

"Pleased to make your acquaintance Miss." Stated Sam as all four hobbits bowed to her.

"Awww Celeste, can I keep them? They bow!" She was grinning ear to ear with a slight blush on her cheeks.

"Uh... I don't think you can own people anymore Alece. But I will let you babysit." I said while winking in her direction.

The fellowship was silent as Alece looked them up and down.

"Soooo... What is with the getup you guys? Are you guys in a play? I love those!"

"I don't know what this get-up is of which you speak, but I can assure you I can go no higher. And I am from no play, but I wonder what made you think of us in such a way." Boromir answered bemusedly.

"No Alece, this is the actual fellowship!"

"What, you mean the actors from that movie you always talk about?"

I face palmed.

"No, I mean the actual people. The REAL wizard Gandalf, the REAL king Aragorn. From the ACTUAL Middle-earth." I said gesturing to each person in turn.

"How is that possible? That place doesn't exist!"

"Doesn't exist?" Questioned Gandalf. "Is this the far future where Middle-earth has been destroyed and changed forever?"

"No, like you guys never existed, your whole world is just a story in a book written a while ago. You aren't real here." I stated to them almost coldly. I didn't mean to be so rude, but I was very freaked out. All I have ever known about the universe has just changed in a matter of minutes.

There was a still silence throughout the room until Alece cleared her throat.

"So, does this mean no movie night?"